We have a parade through the town each year and various organisations and companies build up floats. There's rarely a common theme to the floats, everyone just picking something they like or something that will promote their particular organisation of company. I'm quite good with my hands and when one of the local charities decided to build a float they decided to ask for my (unpaid) assistance.
I agreed to go along and help out and so I spent a number of afternoons doing carpentry for this float. The theme was Olde England and I had no idea why they chose that theme. Probably so they could stick their King and Queen up on thrones to really stand out.
There was a nice bunch helping us build the float plus a couple of assholes. We tended to put up with the assholes because they proved to be quite artistic and knowledgeable - just assholes about the way they flaunted it. Naturally we had one all-round-pain-in-the-neck.
The pain in the neck was the queen-to-be. Very busy organising us but very little actual helping. We very quickly learned to ignore whatever Christine directed us to do and to have a series of answers ready when she had a complaint. We actually came up with a list of answers to her complaints and passed it around so that we could all give the same answer to a complaint. She had a tendency to go from person to person, hoping for a different outcome.
"Why can't my throne be higher? I'm not as tall as Brian (our king) so my throne needs to be higher to put me on the same level."
"If we made your throne higher that would unbalance the float and increase the chance of it turning over when it goes around a corner. You really don't want to be on the throne and have the float turn over and crush you."
Pure bunkum, but when four people in succession told her that she accepted it. Trouble is she started to ask if the king's throne could be made smaller.
Now as one of the Olde England touches we had built some stocks. Not the sit down ones where your feet are in the stocks but one of the uprights, where your neck and wrists are fastened. We were going to have some of the more buxom volunteers taking turns in the stocks, wearing rather low-cut dresses so that plenty of cleavage showed.
There were a couple of incidents caused by those stocks. At least, a couple of incidents that I knew of. There may have been more with no-one talking about them. I know I didn't talk about the ones I'd been involved in.
Michelle was one of the volunteers. A pretty young thing, about nineteen, and very well stacked. She had natural assets that were every bit as good as the girls who had volunteered to be in the stocks and she was about the same general stature. I'd been flirting rather heavily with Michelle and she'd been flirting right back at me. I hadn't actually put any real moves on her but I had gained the impression that when I did they'd be seriously considered.
This particular afternoon the usual crowd had been there but for one reason or another they all left slightly early, leaving Michelle and me to finish of the tasks we'd been doing. I'd been doing some minor alterations to the stocks. When Rebecca, one of the volunteers to be in the stocks, had tried them out she'd complained they were the wrong height and most uncomfortable. I'd fiddled with the side stands so they could be raised or lowered over a range of about six inches, letting us adjust them to whoever was in them.
When I'd finished my adjustments I saw that Michelle had also finished the job she was working on so I co-opted her for a quick test. I had her lean over the stocks and closed them over her, locking her hands and wrists in place. Then I would the stocks down a little to what she considered a comfortable position. I was quite happy with my work and ticked the stocks off as completed.
That's when Michelle found she had a little problem. She lifted the top bar of the stocks, meaning to take them off so that she was free. The bar didn't lift.
"Ah, Drew, the top bar is stuck. I can't get it off."
"Not stuck, Michelle. Locked. There's an automatic catch to hold the bar in place. Too embarrassing if the float hit a bump and the stocks flew open and let the prisoner escape."
"Fine. It's locked. Can you unlock it, please?"
"I can," I said, sauntering up behind her. "I most certainly can. Ah, not just yet though. There's another small adjustment I have to make."
Michelle was dressed practically for both the work and the weather. Warm weather so she was lightly dressed but, seeing she was going to be crawling around on the float and didn't want to flash her panties at any interested onlookers, those light clothes included tights. Standing behind her I took hold of her tights and adjusted them, downwards. Being an efficient person I took her panties down at the same time.
She gave a squeal of outrage and I laughed.
"You know, I bet this sort of thing happened quite regularly to any young ladies fastened to the old fashioned stocks," I told her, my hand busy rubbing across her bottom and between her legs. "I can just see horny peasants hiding in the bushes around the stocks, taking turns to sneak out when the coast was clear and handing out a bit of personal punishment."
Michelle was quite vocal while giving her opinion of what should have been done to those horny peasants and equally s vocal as to what she was going to do to me. I can assure you, those peasants got off lightly compared to my purported fate.
"You worry too much," I told her. "What's a little petting between friends, especially when I have you at such a nice disadvantage? Just relax a little and enjoy the thrill of an illicit touch."
Michelle calmed down a little with my reassurances. That didn't mean she calmly accepted what I was doing. She was twisting about under my trespassing hands, muttering soft curses and imprecations.
She actually warmed up quite quickly under my touch. I could feel her heat growing and my exploring fingers were now finding moisture, although I wouldn't chance Michelle's by commenting on such. Deciding that she was nicely prepared I took the next step.
I very quietly unzipped and brought my friend into play. I'd idly stretched her lips and rubbed lightly between them a couple of times. Now I stretched them and then the head of my cock was there, pressing firmly forward. I withdrew my hand, letting her lips snap closed around my cock at the same time that Michelle let out an outraged shriek.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing?" she demanded.
By this time I was about half-way in but decided it might be wise to pause there.
"Ah, are you implying that you might want to refuse that which I'm offering?" I asked.
"Fucking no," was the very definite reply.
"Um, I'm confused," I humbly admitted. "Are you saying no you don't want me to continue, or are you saying no, you're not saying no, in which case I can continue."
"Take it out," she said, and it sounded like she was talking through gritted teeth.
"Um, well, yes, I will if you insist," I agreed, "but there is a slight problem there."
"What problem?" she demanded. "Are you saying you're not going to stop when I say no?"
"Well, probably," I told her.
"Probably? What do you mean, probably?"
"Well, I'd like to withdraw, very reluctantly, I might add, but it's the way we're built. It's a lot easier for a man to withdraw if he first puts it all the way in and as you can undoubtedly feel I've barely started."
"What?" A rather incredulous shout, "You're a lying, conniving, skunk. Whoever heard of such a thing?"
"Men," I flatly stated. "Ask any man and they'll tell you."
"I'll just bet they would," she said in a tone that could only be described as sulphurous."
"Tell you what," I said amiably. "Instead of deciding right now just consider it for a minute or two. I'll wait."
While waiting my hands slid up inside her top. I'd rather thought that she hadn't been wearing a bra and my hands closed quite happily over her breasts, starting to gently tease them. She gasped but didn't say anything.