Harlan Soames was barely awake, and Ed was shaking him. "Wake up, Soames. This is going to be an awesome experience for you!"
Soames sat up and then stood up as Ed motioned him to follow. "Remember how I told you there was something funky in this group house? You are going to be so glad you moved in, buddy." They went down the hall toward the bathroom, where Trixie, one of the women in the house was slowly opening the door. Trixie turned her pudgy face towards the guys and winked.
Soames bit his cheek. He was a little creeped out by Trixie, who was, if the term could be used, eye broccoli. She'd come on to Soames the night before...whispering "Soamesy...men tell me I have a mouth like velvet." Remembering this, Soames shuddered.
Ed had always been the shmuck in the old neighborhood, a braggart, a liar, a tattle-tale, but Soames had kept the other kids from killing him, and now things were paying off, Soames supposed, because when Soames had moved to Buttermilk Falls, Ed had an affordable room to offer him in this um, big house.
Trixie was tiptoeing into the bathroom, and waved the fellows in. Trixie pulled the soft towels off the rack and threw them over Soames's head into the hallway.
The shower was going, and Soames heard some humming, and that had to be Bronte Allen.
Soames's dick inadvertently wiggled. He'd met Bronte the night before, she was incredible. He couldn't understand why she lived with these people.
Demure, soft spoken but very bright, Bronte had killed at Trivia Night when they'd gone to drink at Gadflies N'Magpies, and Soames understood that Bronte was a professor of Romance Languages at Buttermilk U.
Full breasted, with luminous green eyes and pink-white porcelain skin, Bronte had a way about her that was oozing female pheromones.
Usually a fast worker with the ladies, Soames had had a difficult time talking with her, his mouth had dried...but she'd welcomed him to the house on Ed's recommendation.
Trixie whispered "Ed, give me your belt." The three of them were in the bathroom now, kind of crowding it up. Soames watched in amazement as Ed unlooped his belt from his slacks and handed it to Trixie.
"Uh, Ed, do you really think we should be--" Why was he whispering? Why was he in the bathroom while someone he'd known for less than 48 hours was showering?
Ignoring Soames, Ed nudged Trixie, who was looping the belt in her hand. Ed pointed at a long thick copper mane that was sitting on the toilet seat. Soames realized that was Bronte's wig...she wore a wig? That gorgeous red hair...
Trixie silently picked up the wig and lifted the toilet seat and threw the wig into the toilet and shut it.
Then, as Soames gaped, she yanked open the shower curtain, and there was Bronte, naked, steaming water rolling over her heart shaped face, her full lips and the sculpted breasts....and she was BALD. Well, there was a little five o'clock shadow on her head.
SHIT. Soames was about to spin on his heel and leave. On his second parole, Soames didn't need to be locked up again on a sexual assault charge. But Ed grabbed his arm.
Soames turned warily around, expecting Bronte to scream...and she was, but not in the way that he'd predicted...
Trixie was turning off the hot water and turning up the icy cold stream. "You little hosebag, didn't I tell you to shave your head before you took a shower? You can't grow your hair back until Mistress tells you to, can you?"
Ed turned to Soames. "Trixie was pissed that Bronte is so into her hair, so we shaved it off her head. She ain't been allowed to have hair in nearly eleven months, except for the wig when she goes to work."
"She let you both shave her head? But you are--" Soames held back from saying "Losers". But they were losers. Trixie had hideous bleached bangs, and Ed was a wussy little geek.
Once Ed had wet his pants when he, Soames and Jake The Snake were robbing a Sunoco station, and Jake had been so disgusted he'd left the till open and just gone home. "I'd shoot him Soames," Jake had said, as even the cashier had been laughing "But then we'd have to put his fat ass in a dumpster"
How could a total hottie like this be pushed around by two complete nerds?
Now Bronte was sobbing "P-please Trixie. I'm sorry, I just want to grow a little hair back, but please turn the shower off, or give me some more warm water. It's so cold. Can I just get out?"
Bronte put one hesitant foot on the carpet outside the tub and Trixie stomped it with one of her heavy Doc Martens, and Bronte, crying had retreated her foot back again. As she stood on one leg and rubbed her foot with her hands, still trying to shield herself from the Arctic feeling water, Trixie laughed derisively.
"Don't you fuck with me, Piggie" Trixie snarled. She took Ed's belt and swung it, landing a harsh blow on Bronte's naked hip.