It was one of those weekends where the Thursday was a public holiday. I managed to get the Friday off, as did two of my friends, Stella and Maria. I'm Joanne, by the way. So there we were on Wednesday, facing a four day break, with absolutely nothing planned.
We were discussing it, wondering what to do with ourselves for four days. The one thing we did agree on was that we were not just going to bum around the house for the entire time. We were going to do something, but we didn't know what.
By a chancy coincidence we were all between boyfriends, so we didn't have to worry about having to stroke male egos for the holiday and were free to do as we liked. The weather forecast was for a series of fine days, not overly hot and no rain. Trouble was, with the temperature only average, the beach didn't appeal. Nothing seemed to appeal.
Then one of us said, "Let's go camping."
The idea caught on. We all enjoyed being out in nature. We were active young women and could handle ourselves out in the wilderness. (Not that the places where we went camping were that wild. There's a fine line between fun and stupidity and we didn't care to cross it.) We decided to go up into the mountains, hiking through the national park. If we left right away we could be in the park by night-time and set up our initial camp. Then we'd have the full four days, two days going deeper into the mountains and that left us two days to get home.
So we went camping. We grabbed our tents and gear, piled into Stella's van, and headed into the mountains.
Once at the park we stopped by the ranger station to let them know that we were there, where we were going, and when we were due back. It's nice to know that if something does go wrong they'll come looking. Then we grabbed our backpacks and headed into the woods.
We only hiked for about an hour, just long enough to get into the swing of it. Then we set up camp and had some dinner. It was a pleasant evening and we just lazed around and chatted before finally retiring to our tent. It was only a small tent but we weren't that large and squeezed in quite nicely, putting some netting between us and the mosquitoes that were starting to emerge. (I'm not saying that our mosquitoes are large. I'm just going to point out that they've been known to fight off vampire bats if there's blood to be had. Bring on the netting.)
We arose with the lark, as the saying goes. Silly saying, really. It's fine for Nash to say "Like to the lark at break of day arising" but we don't have larks. We have kookaburras. They also arise with the dawn but they don't sing a melodious song. They sound more like hyenas, perched in the trees and howling. One does not sleep through the kookaburra's chorus.
Having arisen nice and early we had some breakfast and headed deeper into the mountains. It was a pleasant day and there was some pretty spectacular scenery from a few viewpoints. People were scarce, but that was all to the good as far as we were concerned. Altogether, an enjoyable day and we pitched our next camp quite a distance in. That was our Thursday public holiday. Far better than just mooching around the house.
Friday was a repeat of the Thursday with us up with the birds and hiking deeper in. We weren't in a hurry, just ambling along, enjoying ourselves, talking and walking. We were quite a respectable distance in when we pitched camp beside a small waterfall.
Twilight ran late at this time of the year, and it was still quite light when the clock wandered past eight o'clock. That's when we got a visitor.
This character came wandering into the camp. Think logger. Think big man with muscles. Handsome in a rough looking way. When I say a rough looking way I'm talking about his features. You know the sort of guy I'm talking about. Face chiselled out of a block of granite. Tough looking. Countering this impression of a tough logger was his choice of attire.
Now the three of us were dressed for hiking. T-shirts and shorts and sneakers were the order of the day. OK, Stella was wearing yoga pants, but you know what I mean. We were dressed for hiking and camping. Not this guy. He was wearing a suit and tie with polished black shoes and he looked immaculate. Talk about a fish out of water. The way he was dressed he should have been entering a fine restaurant in the city, not wandering into our camp in the middle of nowhere.
He introduced himself as Charles. Not Charlie or Chuck; Charles. He'd caught the aroma of our coffee and thought he'd see if we had an extra cup. I rinsed out my cup and poured him some and he thanked me and calmly chatted to us as he drank it.
He was on a hiking tour, he said. He'd been in the park for several weeks and had a camp deeper in the bush. Waving a hand at his clothes he said he liked to put on the suit occasionally, especially if there were other people around. I got the impression that he enjoyed the double takes he got when he wandered into someone's camp, all spiffy and polished. An odd sense of humour but it takes all kinds.
Charles had his coffee and his chat and then he nodded to himself and regarded the three of us. I thought he was about to say goodnight and move on but it turned out he was just checking our whereabouts. Maria and I were curled up on the ground in front of the tent while Stella was standing close to Charles. I have to assume that it was her proximity to Charles that won her the honour of his attentions.
Charles took a step back and to the side which effectively put him behind Stella. Before she could turn to see what he was doing he'd reached over and hooked onto her pants and was pulling them down. I think I may have mentioned that she was wearing yoga pants. They slip off very easily if you're in a hurry. Charles was in a hurry. Those pants just went sailing straight down, taking her panties with them. Deliberately, on Charles part, I'm sure. One moment Stella is standing there and the next she was half naked.
Stella and Charles were side-on to Maria and me so we had an excellent view of what happened next. Charles just nudged Stella behind the knees and her legs buckled. She just went down, landing on her knees, then into what is colloquially known as the 'doggie position', help by a friendly hand pushing against her back.
Charles held her in position like that while giving Maria and me a very firm look.
"Just stay where you are," he told us. "If you come over here to help I'll assume that you want to be the one and I'll accept your invitation."
I looked at Maria and she looked at me and we just froze where we were. Hell, the three of us combined probably weighed less than Charles. If there was a fight he'd be able to just lay us out. Unless, of course, he was bluffing, and would run away if we showed fight, but I wasn't risking my neck on that possibility.