I felt so gross, I literally went straight down to the boys' locker room and took a shower. For my punishment, Mrs. Edwards made me ask Betsy -- yea, fat Betsy the "cow girl" as the guys on my team call her -- out on a fucking date!
"I feel badly for her," Mrs. Edwards said. "She can't help her size."
"She could eat less", I thought. "Okay, just one date," I agreed. All in all, it seemed like a pretty easy punishment -- and I'm not totally opposed to charity.
"You're a good boy," Mrs. Edwards said, squeezing my ass surprisingly hard and causing the memory to flash through my brain of being bent over her knee with my jockstrap-clad butt in the air. "Thank me," she commanded.
"Thank you," I said with a touch of boredom in my voice.
"Not like that, silly," she said, tugging on my belt buckle and pointing at her shoe.
"Fuck!" I thought as I stripped off my t shirt, shoes, socks, jeans and underwear, got down on all fours and licked her heels. "Thank you, ma'am," I said repeatedly as her fingers glided gently up and down my back, ass, butthole, and ball sacks. I hoped she'd stroke my hardening dick, but she completely avoided it, which pissed me off and meant I returned to math class with a throbbing boner.
This is probably when I should explain why I was still a virgin. The fact is... I went out with the hottest girls in school and every... single... one... of them snapped her legs shut like a trap on the head of a mouse after I paid for ice cream and an action movie. It's just another example of how fucking stupid and annoying girls are. I hate to admit it, but the first pussy I ever ate belonged to one of my teachers when I was drunk off my ass the other night, and I don't even know which one it was! Although I easily ate about 12 pussies and 10 assholes, I never got a clear look at who was on base. The lighting was dim, and I was totally fucking blitzed out of my mind at that point. So none of what happened that night actually counted.
And now I was sitting on some butt ugly pink and yellow couch in a little house with Betsy and her equally fat mom, Mrs. Berda, who was offering me a Coke.
"Do you have diet?" I asked, kinda baiting her.
"No, we only drink the real thing. Betsy says you're on the baseball team and quite the athlete. It's so nice that you two have found each other."
"The real thing is fine," I said. "Yea, I play first base. I'm not bad." I glanced at my watch wondering when I could leave.
"Doesn't Betsy look nice?" Mrs. Berda beamed.
"Yes," I lied. Whereas I was wearing a suit and tie (and relishing being clothed, since I was naked all the time at home), Betsy was in a linen sundress that highlighted her ample figure and milk jug tits. She didn't look horrific.
"Oh good," Mrs. Berda said with a start, "my husband is home." To my great surprise, the biggest and darkest black dude I'd ever seen sauntered in.
"Hi daddy!" Betsy yelled before jumping up to kiss him. Clearly a step father, since Betsy and her mother were the color of glue.
"This him?" he asked, sizing me up.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, sir," I said, trying to hide my shock. He crushed my hand when he shook it.
"Same here, son," he said. "I've seen your face on the sports page. Baseball, right? You wanna beer?"
"Yes, sir," I said, "to both."
For the next twenty minutes, Mr. Berda and I talked sports, which was cool as shit, and he was a Steelers fan just like me. Not having a dad around... or guys in my house at all... it felt really good. Talking guy talk with Mr. Berda was making my sitting beside Betsy, who had her hand resting on my upper leg surprisingly close to my bulge, tolerable.
"I can see we're boring the ladies," he said, "and gentlemen don't do that."
I smiled and nodded in agreement.
"Gentlemen give the ladies what they want and need."
I smiled but didn't nod.
"So let's get started."
"Uh oh," I thought as I braced for impact.
Mr. Berda was sitting on a couch beside his wife directly across from the couch Betsy and I were on. "Go on, baby girl," he said calmly. "Start by strippin' your boyfriend naked and seein' what you got to work with." He took a long slurp of his beer while his wife sipped her Coke. Neither seemed even remotely phased by what he just said.
Betsy leaned towards me hungrily like I was the last donut on the tray and started undoing my tie.
"Whoa!" I said, raising my hands like I was surrendering to a cop. "I'm really sorry," I said, bolting to my feet, "but I've gotta..."
In a flash, Mr. Berda's hand was around my throat and pinning me back down on the couch. He leaned forward and whispered into my ear, "A gentleman don't ask my baby girl to be her first boyfriend and disrespect her, white boy. Unless you want me to snap that pretty boy neck, you best treat her like a fucking queen and do what she say." He then sat back and took another sip of his beer like nothing had happened.