This is a dramatization of a true event.
Setting: Jamaica, Queens, New York. Saturday, October 5th at 3:44 AM
Me: (groggily) What? What is...? (reaches over to the nightstand and flicks on the lamp. Turns to face the foot of the bed. Spots a large figure at the bottom of the mattress. The figure is dress in black.)
Me: AAAAAAAHAHHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHH!!!!! (calms down. Identifies the figure as Muse #3.) What-in the-blue f-(bleep)-k are you doing in my room, looking like the Prince of f-(bleep)-king darkness?! (glances over at the alarm clock that is on the nightstand) It is 3:45 in the morning! Why are you here?
Muse #3: Here. (tosses lap top onto my lap) Let's go.
Me: (while staring incredulously) Now?! You want me to write now?!
Muse #3: (shrugs shoulders) Well, you ain't doing anything at the moment.
Me: I was sleeping, jackass!
Muse #3: Yeah, like I said, you were doing nothing.
Me: (dead-pan stare)
Muse #3: (stares from left to right and finally at me) What?
Me: (dead-pan stare)
Muse #3: So, are we going to get started?
Me: (blinks eyes and then sighs)
Muse #3: (smiles and then starts to clap fanatically) Goody-good-good! Now, wipe that drool off of your face and let's rock-and-roll!
Me: (groans and slips out of the bed. Trips on a bed sheet and lands on my knees. Hears Muse #3 giggle. Stands up. Then, limps out of the bedroom.)
Muse #3: (snickering while staring at me as I walk out of the room) Are you alright? (still snickering)I like your sleeping bonnet! Makes you look elegant!
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Hello readers!
I know! I know! I have been not fulfilling my obligations by keeping up to date with my stories.
I've been dealing with health issues, a nasty case of writer's block, some important people have been sick (including my toddler-niece), work (I have working overt-time) and some plain ole' laziness.
Speaking of my writer's block, it's somewhat cured, but I have encountered a new problem. I have a case of 'Muses Overload'. My mind has been coming with a lot of premises for new stories and it's driving me abso-freaking-lutely INSANE! LOL! It's like suffering from a clogged up sink: Water is filling up the sink, but I can't shut off the water valves.
Thanks to a friend's suggestion, I have been able to come up with a method to sate my creative palate. Using a old-fashioned daily planner, I have decided to focus on one story for each week. For one week, I focused on this story. Then I had taken a break because of the holidays. Next week, I am finally going to focus on another story. And so on and so on.
Now, without further ado....
----------------- ~oMRo~ ------------------
Seven weeks later
"Oooh, Chloe, look," Lynn chirped as she pointed over to a storefront window that was on the opposite side of the mall's second floor.
I looked in the direction of where she pointed and saw that her index finger was aimed towards a mannequin that was in the A/X Armani Exchange window. Lynn snatched up my left hand in her right one. She yanked on my hand as she broke out in a sprint.
"Let's go and take a look!" she squealed with excitement.
Her leather, riding boots-clad feet and my sneaker-clad ones barely touched the tiled floor as we trotted across the mall. We approached the storefront window and I saw Lynn's object of desire. It was a snakeskin-printed, wrap dress that held a pair of shoulder pads that could've been described as ostentatious. It was as black as the deep blue sea.
"This is a nice dress!" claimed Lynn as she ogled the expensive piece of fabric. "What do you think of it, Lo?"
I had taken another gander of the dress. "I, uh, I think that it is an expensive piece of fabric that you and your friends would like," I explained to her.
"Of course I like it, I mean, look at it! It just screams 'Me'!" she chuckled.
"So, are we going inside?"
"What?! God, no!" Lynn gave a stare that displayed her mortification. "Have you seen what I look like?!" At this point, Lynn tore her vision away from my face. She peered down at the lime green, cashmere sweater-covered, spherical bulge that was her stomach. She cupped her twenty-two week old, pregnant stomach with her hands. "I am a big fat cow! If I were to put that dress on, I would look like an idiot!"
'Ugh, here we go again,' I secretly fumed. I bit down the urge to roll my eyes.
"Lynn, you're not fat," I told her. "You're pregnant."
"And I am fat!" she proclaimed.
I sighed. I kind of hoped that my rising level of irritation would disappear after that exhalation.
"And you just sighed at me!" she accused, with a squeal to her tone of voice. "You're becoming annoyed with me!" she whined.
"No, I am not annoyed with you..."
'Yeah, I am.'
"...Lynn. I'm just trying to explain to you that you're not fat. You're pregnant and in order to have a healthy baby, you're going to have to gain weight," I explained to her.
'Please Lord, please, let her take that one and not go into—
"Oh my God, I'm horrible!" she whined. Her usually beautiful, porcelain skinned face morphed into a mask of grief. Her ruby eyebrows wrinkled while her hazel eyes narrowed. I saw the tears in them. "I am going to be a horrible mother!"
'Oh. Shit.'
"All I am worried about is my weight and I am not thinking about my baby," she cried. Then she proceeded to stand there and cry in front of the A/X Armani Exchange store. Out of the corner of my eyes, I saw passersby giving the both of us curious glances.
I sighed again before I walked over to where Lynn was standing. I placed each of my hands on her slender shoulders. I stared at the crown of her head. "Lynn," I said softly, but loud enough for my friend to hear me. "I'm sorry for insulting you. It wasn't my intention. What I was trying to say was that you do not have anything to worry about. You're pregnant, Lynn. You are carrying another human being inside of your womb. It is one of those beautiful things that only a woman could do. You're lucky, babe."
Inside of my head, I had gone over what I had said to Lynn and I cringed. I was slightly embarrassed at how stupid I had sounded. I was definitely talking out of my ass, when I said it. I hoped that Lynn would believe that it was sincere because it was, from my end.
Lynn used the sleeves of her sweater to dry her wet cheeks. She stared up at me and smiled. Then she suddenly pulled my body into her embrace. She hugged me with an intensive strength that I didn't know she possessed. "Thank you," she whispered into my ear.
"You're welcome, Lynn."
We stood in front of the store, in the mall and we hugged for about a minute. After we parted, we turned our attentions to the dress again.
"So, are you going to buy the dress?" I asked her.
Lynn sighed and then said, "Yeah, why not?"
I giggled. "Good. Afterwards, we can go and get something to eat."
Once we exited the commercial Armani store, we had traveled to the Food Court that was held in the Queens Center Mall. Lynn wasn't in the mood to patron one of the fast food, 'Take-out' spots and I wasn't in the mood to digest lard and MSG. So, we went to Applebee's on the first level.
Once we entered the restaurant, a server had shown Lynn and me to our seating arrangement, which was a booth that was next to a window. She handed each of us a menu and then wished each of us a successful meal. She left us as we were perusing the menus. There was silence between Lynn and myself as we figured out what we wanted to eat. After a few minutes of silence, she was the first person to speak.
"So what are you getting?"
I shrugged my shoulders as my eyes were staring at a picture of a cheeseburger. "I don't know. I'll probably end up getting—
"A steak," both Lynn and I said at the same time.
I tore my attention away from the menu and peered over the paper to stare at my best friend. Her bright, golden eyes were gazing at me. We ended up giggling.
"You always get the steak!" she said to me after her laughter ceased.
"I know," I said to her as I gazed down at the menu's appetizer list. "But why fix something that is not broken?"
"So, you're getting the steak?" she asked me. I heard the amusement in the tone of her voice.
"Yup," I announced. "What are you getting?"