Revu Grarnatre the Fertile Human Druid, Level 2
And who is this we have here,
the Guildmaster thought as a young, dusky-skinned human woman came into the Adventurers' Guild.
Pretty young thing... and so scantily clad! Must hail from one of those tribes on the other side of the mountains, the ones that cling to a more 'primitive' lifestyle. The simple cloth wrappings around her chest and that short skirt barely leave those impressive breasts and perky plump ass covered.
The attractive young woman's good looks distracted the Guildmaster, preventing him from his normal reaction to the arrival of any woman inside the Adventurers' Guild Hall he ran. "Women SHOULDN'T be adventurers," was a belief that had driven him almost all of his life. When younger he'd refused to join any party with a woman in it and once he'd retired from active adventuring and taken up the job of running this Guildhall he'd done all he could, without drawing any undue attention that would have jeopardized his beloved position, to ensure there were far fewer female adventurers in the world.
"Excuse me," the new arrival said as she stepped up to the Guildmaster's counter. "This is the local Adventurers' Guild, is it not?"
The Guildmaster nodded. "That's right," he said, faking a happy expression. He knew it was important to never let the women he interacted with know how little he thought of them. "We're the hub for official Guild business in this region. Are you looking to join the Adventurers' Guild?" He asked the question with sincere hope, although he knew it would be misunderstood. She'd interpret it as him hoping to sign her up as a Guild member, but in reality he hoped for the chance to find a technicality to
DENY
her membership.
"Oh, no, I'm already a member," she said excitedly, reaching into a pouch hanging from a leather strap that rested on her wide hips. She pulled out a large coin-like emblem with the symbol of the Adventurers' Guild on it and held it out. "I'm supposed to present this to you, right? And then you can help find me a quest?"
His mind quickly shifted.
Okay, she's already a member, I can't prevent her from joining the Guild. But I can work to ensure she does not remain an active adventurer for long.
"That is indeed how it works," he said, taking the coin. "Your history as a Guild member is magically contained in this emblem. All I need to do is put this enchanted monocle on and I'll be able to read that history," he told her as he pulled the monocle out of his pocket.
The small, curvaceous woman waited, one arm wrapped around her exposed belly while she nervously teased her wild, dark hair with the other.
She can't have gone on many quests,
the Guildmaster thought as he put the enchanted monocle on. When he looked at her emblem words appeared above it that only he could see, a display of all the information the Guild had recorded about its member. The magic of the monocle made it so he could "scroll" through that information with a thought.
A Druid,
he read.
I suppose that makes sense, I've heard her people have a close connection with nature. And it would explain why her hair is so wild and unkempt, probably chooses to sleep in the wilds even when she's near a town.
And just as I expected, only rated at level two. Says she's finished a few simple quests but little that's involved combat outside of a short adventure with a larger party. There's a note here saying she's painfully shy and has had trouble bonding with groups and has preferred to take on solo quests. How perfect, the ones too dumb to join a party are always easier to deal with.
He glanced up at her and gave the young woman a long, appraising look. "And what kind of quest were you hoping to accept today? Are you after coin, glory, or loot?"
She shuffled, staring at her feet. "I don't care about any of that," she said quietly. "I left my village to... well, to do some good in the world. There was only one kind of life for me there and it's one I'm
NOT
ready for. I want something where I can use my Druidic powers to help the world. Do you have any quests like that?"
"I might," he replied. "It'll take me a moment to look through the quests we have open, please be patient."
He grabbed a large ledger, opening the thick tome and flipping through pages of unfinished quests, but only pretending to read them. Instead, he used the magical monocle to continue studying details stored on the coin.
Even though the Guildmaster that inducted her into the Guild made a mistake allowing another woman to enter our prestigious organization he at least did a proper job with their entry interview.
The file explained that the society she came from was a very patriarchal one and young women were expected to birth as many children as possible during their most fertile years. It noted that the only real way for young women to avoid this position in society was to leave it, which she had done. "Revu Grarnatre says she left her people to become an adventurer after discovering her ability to use Druidic magic. It seems this was only an excuse and that her real reason for leaving was a pathological fear of anything dealing with childbirth."
What a deliciously unfortunate fear,
the Guildmaster thought, a wicked smile spreading across his face.
I know exactly the quest to send her on. A real special one I've been saving for a woman just like her.
"Here we go," he said, trying to hide the spiteful glee he felt as he turned the log to the perfect quest to doom the shy, dangerously fertile young Druid. "I've got just the one for you. It's something most adventurers couldn't accomplish, but for a Druid it should be easy. And the pay is good, too, even if you say that's not something you care about."