I had been volunteering at a local museum for a few months after work, just to do something different. Mostly, I helped to set up or take down displays.
One evening, the head of the museum told the staff that expensive reference books were being stolen from the museum and asked us to please be alert for anyone taking anything from the reserved sections.
I remembered seeing a young woman leaving that section just after closing time with books in her hand more than once, but hadn't thought much of it. Now I realized that she was our thief. We lock the main doors at 5pm, but the exit-only side doors were left open while we swept the building from top to bottom to make sure that we didn't lock anybody in overnight. Since it took 40 minutes for us to search the whole building, our thief had plenty of time to peruse the rooms to decide what to steal.
This was a small hometown museum, with no security and no real budget. It survived because of volunteers, donations, and the small fee that they charged for entrance. Most of the money went toward new artifacts and building maintenance. Stealing from this place was just so wrong that I resolved to find our thief.
The next few nights, I made sure to be in the area after closing time. On the fourth night, I heard a noise from the reserved section and quietly made my way over there. I was just in time to see the same young woman leaving the section with several books in her hand. She was a skinny waif; I doubted that she weighed 100 pounds.
Stepping out of the dark doorway, I said, "Excuse me, the museum is closed!"
She started, screamed, and sent the books flying that she was carrying.
Moving closer to her, I added, "And these books can't be checked out; this isn't a library. We both know that you have been stealing them."
"No! I haven't! I just lost track of time tonight, but thought I would borrow these to read later. Then I'd return them."
I noted, "You haven't returned anything else that you have stolen." She gasped, and I added, "I have reviewed the security camera logs for last month and I've seen you leaving with expensive items. I am going to call the police."
Her face cracked and she cried, "No!" before collapsing onto the closest chair. Staring up at me she begged, "Please, please don't call the cops! God, oh God, I am so sorry! This was so stupid, so childish; please just let me bring everything back. Please!"
The reality was that this place could barely afford electricity, much less security cameras, but, of course, she didn't know that.
"The museum will get its stuff back after your trial, and you deserve what you are going to get." I replied. Yeah, the court would maybe slap her wrist, I thought.
She wailed, "No!! I don't want to be arrested and go to jail! I'm in pre-law, I can't have a record! Please, I'll bring everything back and I'll volunteer here! Oh, please, I'll do anything to not go to jail." When I didn't respond, she suddenly changed her stature and then smirked at me, adding, "I mean anything you want me to do." She sounded pretty sincere until she said the last sentence. She made it worse by standing up and walking over to me while saying, "If you let this slide, I'll take care of you real good." Confident now, she put both hands on my chest and looking in my eyes, cooed, "Would you like to think about it while I give you a blowjob, baby?"
I stepped back and said, "No, thank you."
Confusion moved over her face as she stared at me, surprised. "Guys don't turn me down...are you gay?" she asked.
It was my turn to smirk. "No, I'm not. But you are trying to buy your way out of another problem with your body. Is that what you always do?" I asked. "Wiggle your cute little ass and watch the guys all fall over themselves to do what you want? Not this time! You have a lesson coming, one way or the other."
"What do you mean?" she asked, a bit nervously.
"Your choice and I don't care what you decide. Either you get to spend the night in a jail cell and go through the court system, or you accept my punishment," I told her, and then added, "And my punishment is the spanking of your lifetime."
Shock, anger, and then a confident look crossed her face. She said, "Is that it? The pervert wants to spank the little girl? You don't want to fuck a woman, too much for you, huh? You just want to get off while spanking me? You're disgusting!"
"You are a gorgeous woman, and under other circumstances, I'd never let you out of bed," I told her. "But you think you can get away with anything 'cause you are hot, and you don't mind spreading it around. If we fucked, you'd walk away happy about winning again. Not this time." Smiling at her, I added, "And, no, if you chose my punishment instead of jail, I would not be getting off while spanking you. I do not enjoy hurting anyone, and you would be in far too much pain to arouse me in any way."
Her face paled and her eyes widened as she took in the implications of my statement, and the choice she had to make. Her lip quivered, and she said, "Please, no. I'll do anything else you want. You can fuck my pussy, and my ass. I'll suck you like no one ever has, and I'll go around the world on you. Anything you want!"
"No, sweetie, if I did that, you would not learn that you can't use your body to get away with everything," I told her. "If you choose my punishment instead of jail, you will never think that way again."
"I'll have you arrested if you touch me. You know the courts will believe me!" she hissed.
"We are being recorded right now, see the sign?" I lied. "You have admitted to stealing materials and offering me sex to let it go. Do you really want to have parts of this recording shown to a judge? I'll do a little editing beforehand, of course."
She stared at me as she realized that she was running out of options. Suddenly she dodged around me and headed for the exit at a full run. Her hands hit the release bar on the door about a quarter second before her body slammed into the door that I had locked just a few minutes ago. She rebounded several feet, knocked over an end table, before landing on her back, gasping for breath.
I walked past her and set the table upright before turning to look down at her. She was crying hard while still gasping for breath. The tears were flowing while her sobs became louder and longer. Gasping, choking, coughing, sobbing, and whining while her limbs thrashed, she was so pitiful. I knew that 'Daddy' fell for this routine every time.
While waiting her out, the intercom from the front desk buzzed. It was my co-worker saying he was done his sweep, was ready to leave, but was wondering where I was. I told him some punks had knocked over some furniture in room twelve and that I would be a few minutes cleaning up. Then I suggested that he go home and that I would finish locking up. He agreed and wished me a good night.
I went to the water cooler and filled two cups. I drank the first cup as she finished her performance. She was still sobbing softly when I reached down to hand her the second cup of water. She took it gratefully and sipped while staring at me with puppy-dog eyes.