Meanwhile at Panridge University, the professors are having a conversation in the lounge. The head of the Psychology department is confused as to why one of his staff has no interest in sex. We view the argument in process:
"I'm sorry, but this conversation is not permissible in the work place." Janine stated, glaring at them through her thin rimmed glasses.
"How can you deny the educational profit," asked Ruth. "You know there is psychology in sex."
"Very true, although it isn't my field of expertise." Janine replied.
"Sex as entertainment, isn't new. In fact, it may in some fashion gotten crude. Many ancient civilizations; Pompeii for example, loved sex. It was in religious scripts, the theater, bath houses," explained Ruth. "You could probably explain why sex is the go-to to stave off boredom. Open that sexy brain."
"Are you going to allow this, I'm being attacked by a history professor on sex." Janine turned to the Dean.
"I started the discussion, aren't we all adults?" Calvin answered as he played with his salad.
Janine sighed at what was supposed to be civilized intellectual people at a high accredited college.
"Like you've never had sex, Janie. I don't believe it," Alfred blurted as he exited the bathroom.
"Sex is for procreation," she snapped. "If I get bored, there is always a good book."
"Why would you need it, when that stick is always hitting the anal g-spot?" Alfred retorted.
Chuckles filled the room.
"I find it challenging to read someone and try to figure out how they are in the sack." Alfred stated.
"I don't see why you're head of the department. You're just a letch and nothing more." Janine snapped.
"So you never had sex, or at least an orgasm? Ruth asked.
"I... had an orgasm...once. I was curious and used my college room mates vibrator. Once was enough, I now know how it feels." Janine explained.
"No you don't. You can't say that till you've actually had sex." Calvin said.
"I remember that night when the old gasoline generators were dying..." Randall started has he dumped the trashcan and placed a new bag.
"Historically a little sex can go a long way. So can a lot actually." Ruth said.
"There was a lot of it going on that night. Saw a few nude students creeping around as I patrolled the halls," laughed Butch. "Scattered like roaches when I shined my flashlight."
"Janine, it's a natural human function. The way the brain acts during sex is amazing. It is the deciding factor of sexuality and promiscuity. Even an asexual person has had to have sex at least once to perceive the notion of not wanting it. You are just blatantly denying yourself a basic human function," explained Alfred. "For the Heaven's sake- get laid!"
"Dean Calvin!" Janine yelled.
"Go have sex Ms. Barton." Calvin ordered.
"Imagine your world view, once it's been rocked, seeing sound, tasting color." Butch said.
Alfred walks over, grabbing her face and kisses her, forcing his tongue in her mouth. Woo's were heard echoing through the door, down the hallway.
