Lyndsey tried to suppress a sigh as the little girl started to howl the moment her mother placed her onto Santa's lap. Tucking a lock of auburn hair behind her ear, Lyndsey moved forward to try to calm the small girl and offer her a miniature candy cane from the basket on her arm. Even though she desperately wished the child would just shut up, she couldn't really blame the kid as the fat man in the red velvet suit had to be one of the worst Santas Lyndsey had ever seen. She should know, she'd had the displeasure of working with him for over a month.
Instead of jolly and merry his attitude could be described as gruff and surly at best, not to mention that every now and then Lyndsey swore she smelled the faint sour odor of whiskey on his breath. This had to be the worst job ever! She still could not believe she was stuck in this run down shopping center, dressed as the commercial version of a Christmas elf with red and white striped tights under a snug fitting deep green velvet dress.
When Lyndsey had first put on the costume, she had wondered if it was more suited for lingerie as it hung only a few inches below her bottom and was cut rather low across the chest giving a fairly revealing look at her breasts snuggled against the white marabou trim. There was even a matching pointed hat topped with a small jingling bell to complete the humiliation. No one would have guessed that just a few months ago she had been studying cancer markers in mice at the university laboratory.
She had been so excited to be asked to work on writing the research grant and then over the moon when it was approved and she was actually a bona fide scientist. Well, almost bona fide as the doctorate was still in the works but she was the only graduate fellow in her program doing active medical research and getting paid for it. When the new governor elect began talking of trimming the budget, there had been nervous whispering in all of the science programs but Lyndsey's team seemed to be relatively safe since cancer related projects always had a lot of solid backing...but not this time. The new governor, himself a college dropout, did not think investing in research, let alone education, was exactly a priority and all of the grants that had been approved within the past year were cut from the budget. Just like that, Lyndsey found herself out of a job and only a few months before Christmas. All of the other research teams were either not looking for new members or did not need her specialty skill sets. She had began applying to job openings in the classifieds but to no avail. The economy was tough and everyone was looking for work. Out of desperation as the fall semester began and she was running low on funds, Lyndsey had stopped at the shopping mall office to see what jobs were posted on their employment board. That was how she wound up in the ridiculous hoochie-elf outfit throwing candy to crying children as they took their turn on Santa's lap.
The child refused the candy cane Lyndsey offered her and had moved into full melt-down, wailing and hiccupping loudly. As Lyndsey turned to look for the emergency stash of small teddy bears, she was shocked to hear "Santa" growl at the frazzled looking mother,
"Get yer screamin' brat off my goddamned lap so we can keep the line movin!'"
Lyndsey's hand flew to her mouth in a horrified gasp as the people closest in line began muttering their anger at the display from the fat man. The mother swiftly lifted the sobbing girl into her arms and moved away from the garishly colored pasteboard replica of Santa's workshop saying loudly,
"I am going right to the management! I have never heard anyone be so rude! If I were you I would start looking for another job!"
Santa stood up, swaying slightly confirming Lyndsey's speculation of his sobriety and shook an angry glove clad fist after the retreating woman bellowing,
"Screw you lady! Go tell whoever ya want, 'cause I fuckin' quit!"
With that, the man staggered down from the glitter covered workbench, shoving his way through the stunned onlookers and headed for the revolving doors. Lyndsey did not even have time to wonder what would happen next when a woman from the mall management office appeared and began soothing the ruffled crowd with apologies and gift certificates. The mall closed Santa's village for the day and sent all of the elves home for the day with pay.
As Lyndsey made her way back to the store room to change she tried not to worry if this meant she was about to be out of a job. At that thought, she gave a little snort of laughter and shook her head until the jingle bell tinkled. To think she was worried about this pitiful job had to be a new personal low. She needed a drink and since she now had no evening plans, she decided to head to the bar. Her co-workers had invited her to join them earlier but she had declined thinking she would be working until the mall closed. Now she was free to have a little fun and so she told Jamie, the perky blond she usually worked with, that she would be taking her up on the offer of a drink if the invitation still stood. Jamie smiled widely in what must have been her pageant look, and told Lyndsey she would see her there as she wrote the name of the bar on a small post-it. Lyndsey had to pack up the candy and teddy bears before she could leave so she was alone in the locker room as she changed into street clothes. She folded her absurd costume and slid her long legs into dark washed denim leggings. Lyndsey admired her legs as she pulled her pants on. She was tall for a woman, standing five foot nine inches in her bare feet. When she was younger, she had been self conscious about her height as she towered over everyone she knew until the boys had all started to hit puberty and shoot past her. Her height had made her a natural for basketball and she had played point guard all through high school which had kept her figure toned despite her shapely curves. She had always been more rounded at the hips and her breasts had developed far earlier than she had been comfortable with though now she was rather pleased with her body and its soft dips and valleys.
When she went away to college, Lyndsey had kept playing basketball on an intramural team as a way of keeping fit and letting off steam. That had ended at the same time her love life had, when she started her research. There was just no time for anything but experiments and statistics. Her boyfriend of six months had broken up with her complaining that he wouldn't play second fiddle to a box full of mice for anyone, even a busty redhead. At the time Lyndsey could have cared less as she was so busy with her work but in the past few months she had started to realize how badly she needed to just get laid again. The middle finger of her right hand was a sorry substitute for a tongue on her clit not to mention that her own slim fingers were simply not enough for her hungry sex to close around. She shivered a little and quickly finished dressing with the intent to do some online shopping at Sexilicious, the new adult store website, for some much needed playthings. But first there was a 7 & 7 with her name on it at the bar around the corner.
The bar was typical, loud drunk locals and horny husbands leering at her breasts. When Lyndsey got there, Jamie and two other mall elves were already into their third round of drinks. As Lyndsey squeezed in next to Jamie, a dark haired guy who Lyndsey pegged as a student slammed a beer down in front of her shouting,
"Hot damn! There's a redhead! Now its time to parrtttay!"
Lyndsey had rolled her eyes; she got this all the time. If it wasn't the drunken come on then it was offers to buy her a drink called a Redheaded Slut or requests to see if her "carpet" matched the "drapes". To her shock, Jamie had thrown her arm around Lyndsey and said,
"Keep it to yourself John-boy! She's with me"