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Scottish Lesbian Nightmare
Those old guys you see in the bar. They really do not like it when you kiss your girlfriend. And even though you thought no one was watching when you fondled her under the table. They saw it all.
When you leave for the ladies', they follow. Unlucky for you, the ladies' is past the gents' on a one-way corridor. You are too drunk to notice. And damn, the relief from your monumental piss will be immense.
You barely make it to the ladies' in time, so your knickers are soaked...both from your girlfriend's attention and pee...so you discard them in the waste bin in the ladies'...
Wearing only your white blouse...unbuttoned almost to the waist, and your short skirt, you drunkenly strut out of the ladies', feeling the power of your sex, and are eager to get back to having fun with your sexy girlfriend.
With a silly confident smile on your face, and swaggering, or is it staggering? past the gents'... bumping into a large man exiting the gents'. You murmur and apologize...but it is unheard or disregarded, and you are sworn at for being an arrogant, uppity dyke. Startled, you try to reply...but you are gagged...as it turns out, by your own discarded knickers. Apparently, someone came into the ladies' and retrieved them from the waste bin as you were washing up!