I was at a weekend party and I was, quite frankly, bored out of my skull. The company wasn't really of my generation, mainly friends of my parents. The only eligible male (the son of the house) seemed to have a down on me, acting as though I was beneath him. Probably gay.
Right now I was sitting in one of the withdrawing room, doing needlework along with Molly, my maid/companion. Why my parents had dragged me along to this weekend was beyond me. Maybe they were hoping to promote a match between me and Charles, Lord Barrington. Not going to happen.
Speaking of Charles, Lord Barrington, there he was, standing in the doorway of our secluded little room, looking at me as though I was a dog turd he'd trodden on. His faithful familiar, Danvers, was hovering behind him. What the hell did he want?
"Lady Andrea," said Charles softly, his face totally bland. "A word with you."
"How can I help you, my lord," I asked, the words polite, even if my tone wasn't. We just rubbed each other the wrong way.
"I've just been talking to Christine," Charles said, and his voice indicated that he was not happy.
Fuck. The little bitch had ratted on me. I didn't think she'd have the nerve. Come to think of it, she probably didn't. Charles probably didn't know anything. He was on a fishing expedition, trying to find out. I didn't say anything, just looking at him with mild puzzlement on my face.
"I found Christine in a little hideout she uses when she's upset. She'd been crying, even though she tried to hide it. Mind you, she didn't want to tell me what was wrong but she's very loyal to her friends. When I started accusing them of hurting her she jumped right to their defence. That's when your name slipped out. After that I did the bad-tempered big brother act and squeezed the information out of her."
Charles paused and I was thinking "Fuck, fuck, fuck. How much did she blab?" All of it, it turned out.
"Christine," said Charles, with a very nasty note to his voice, "Is half your age and half your size. Just where do you get off, slapping her around?"
"Ah, I'm sorry about that," I said hastily. "An over-reaction. She was being very rude to me. Ask Molly."
Molly was nodding her head in agreement. She'd back me up no matter what.
"I told you I squeezed the information out of her. That included the verbal exchanges and it seemed to me that she was rather restrained. This is, after all, her home, and she's free to go anywhere she wants. I think your behaviour has been most reprehensible."
Big, fat, hairy, deal. Like I was concerned with what he thought. There was nothing he could do about it, anyway. What could he do? Slap me? He was far too much of a gentleman.
I shrugged to show my complete indifference to whatever he thought. For a moment that bland smile of his failed him and he looked furious, but quickly covered up again. Score one to me, I thought triumphantly.
"You know, I seriously considered finding you and beating you," Charles said.
I shrugged again. He wouldn't dare.
"I decided not to because you are eighteen and you are the Lady Andrea. Probably an inappropriate response for someone like you. Then it occurred to me that Molly is the same age as you and, from what I've seen, your willing accomplice, and she's not Lady Andrea. She would, on the other hand, make an excellent scapegoat."
I glanced over at Molly and she was looking at me, eyes wide.
"What do you mean by scapegoat?" I asked.
"It's an old tradition. You take one person and punish them as a representative. Politicians do it on a daily basis. In this particular case I thought Molly would fit the position quite nicely."
Molly was looking horrified but I wasn't worried. He was just bluffing, trying to throw a scare into us.
"Oh, stop panicking, Molly. He'd consider it beneath him to actually beat you and even if he didn't, he wouldn't dare. Too many people about to hear and investigate. It would be scandalous."
"By a strange coincidence, all the staff are working elsewhere at the moment and this part of the house is deserted. Our guests are with my parents at the archery contest which you opted to miss. As for my considering it beneath me to beat Molly, don't let it worry you. I have no intention of doing so."
Molly was looking relieved and I must admit that I relaxed a little, but then the swine continued.
"You have met my valet, Danvers, haven't you? He does all these tedious little tasks for me."
Charles waved Danvers into the room, and both the men were smiling. They weren't nice smiles. I was feeling a little stunned. Molly was now really horrified. She jumped to her feet. I think she'd have been better off staying seated on the couch.
I'd always considered Danvers to be a fussy little man. Now it was dawning on me that his lack of size was more imagined than accurate. Charles's personality just made other people seem smaller. He was across the room and holding Molly's arm in a flash. Then he was sinking down onto the couch, taking her position on the couch, and hauling her across his knee as he did so.
I jumped to my feet, genuinely indignant.
"You can't do this," I yelled at Charles. "I'm leaving."
Apparently not. Charles caught my elbow and turned me to face Molly and Danvers.