I was at a weekend party and I was, quite frankly, bored out of my skull. The company wasn't really of my generation, mainly friends of my parents. The only eligible male (the son of the house) seemed to have a down on me, acting as though I was beneath him. Probably gay.
Right now I was sitting in one of the withdrawing room, doing needlework along with Molly, my maid/companion. Why my parents had dragged me along to this weekend was beyond me. Maybe they were hoping to promote a match between me and Charles, Lord Barrington. Not going to happen.
Speaking of Charles, Lord Barrington, there he was, standing in the doorway of our secluded little room, looking at me as though I was a dog turd he'd trodden on. His faithful familiar, Danvers, was hovering behind him. What the hell did he want?
"Lady Andrea," said Charles softly, his face totally bland. "A word with you."
"How can I help you, my lord," I asked, the words polite, even if my tone wasn't. We just rubbed each other the wrong way.
"I've just been talking to Christine," Charles said, and his voice indicated that he was not happy.
Fuck. The little bitch had ratted on me. I didn't think she'd have the nerve. Come to think of it, she probably didn't. Charles probably didn't know anything. He was on a fishing expedition, trying to find out. I didn't say anything, just looking at him with mild puzzlement on my face.
"I found Christine in a little hideout she uses when she's upset. She'd been crying, even though she tried to hide it. Mind you, she didn't want to tell me what was wrong but she's very loyal to her friends. When I started accusing them of hurting her she jumped right to their defence. That's when your name slipped out. After that I did the bad-tempered big brother act and squeezed the information out of her."
Charles paused and I was thinking "Fuck, fuck, fuck. How much did she blab?" All of it, it turned out.
"Christine," said Charles, with a very nasty note to his voice, "Is half your age and half your size. Just where do you get off, slapping her around?"
"Ah, I'm sorry about that," I said hastily. "An over-reaction. She was being very rude to me. Ask Molly."
Molly was nodding her head in agreement. She'd back me up no matter what.
"I told you I squeezed the information out of her. That included the verbal exchanges and it seemed to me that she was rather restrained. This is, after all, her home, and she's free to go anywhere she wants. I think your behaviour has been most reprehensible."
Big, fat, hairy, deal. Like I was concerned with what he thought. There was nothing he could do about it, anyway. What could he do? Slap me? He was far too much of a gentleman.
I shrugged to show my complete indifference to whatever he thought. For a moment that bland smile of his failed him and he looked furious, but quickly covered up again. Score one to me, I thought triumphantly.
"You know, I seriously considered finding you and beating you," Charles said.
I shrugged again. He wouldn't dare.
"I decided not to because you are eighteen and you are the Lady Andrea. Probably an inappropriate response for someone like you. Then it occurred to me that Molly is the same age as you and, from what I've seen, your willing accomplice, and she's not Lady Andrea. She would, on the other hand, make an excellent scapegoat."
I glanced over at Molly and she was looking at me, eyes wide.
"What do you mean by scapegoat?" I asked.
"It's an old tradition. You take one person and punish them as a representative. Politicians do it on a daily basis. In this particular case I thought Molly would fit the position quite nicely."
Molly was looking horrified but I wasn't worried. He was just bluffing, trying to throw a scare into us.
"Oh, stop panicking, Molly. He'd consider it beneath him to actually beat you and even if he didn't, he wouldn't dare. Too many people about to hear and investigate. It would be scandalous."
"By a strange coincidence, all the staff are working elsewhere at the moment and this part of the house is deserted. Our guests are with my parents at the archery contest which you opted to miss. As for my considering it beneath me to beat Molly, don't let it worry you. I have no intention of doing so."
Molly was looking relieved and I must admit that I relaxed a little, but then the swine continued.
"You have met my valet, Danvers, haven't you? He does all these tedious little tasks for me."
Charles waved Danvers into the room, and both the men were smiling. They weren't nice smiles. I was feeling a little stunned. Molly was now really horrified. She jumped to her feet. I think she'd have been better off staying seated on the couch.
I'd always considered Danvers to be a fussy little man. Now it was dawning on me that his lack of size was more imagined than accurate. Charles's personality just made other people seem smaller. He was across the room and holding Molly's arm in a flash. Then he was sinking down onto the couch, taking her position on the couch, and hauling her across his knee as he did so.
I jumped to my feet, genuinely indignant.
"You can't do this," I yelled at Charles. "I'm leaving."
Apparently not. Charles caught my elbow and turned me to face Molly and Danvers.
"You will stay and watch," he said, his voice calm and smooth. "The lesson is for you, remember."
Molly was facing away from me and to my surprise Danvers had dragged both her dress and her petticoats up. Instead of giving her a beating through her clothes I found myself looking at Molly's bare bottom. My face was scarlet with shock. I hated to think what Molly was feeling.
I really hated to think what Molly was feeling when Danvers' hand landed on her bottom with a sharp crack. Molly squealed and when his hand was lifted I could see a red handprint on Molly's cheek. Then his hand came down again, leaving a matching handprint on the other cheek.
All I could do was thank god that Charles had the decency to respect my rank and not beat me. I'd have died. Danvers was grinning like a loon as he beat Molly's bottom, while she wriggled and squealed and her bottom got redder and redder. I flung a quick look at Charles and he was just looking amused.
After what seemed like ages to me, and probably even longer for Molly, Charles said, "Enough, Danvers," and Danvers finally stopped beating poor Molly.
I expected Danvers to just push Molly off his lap and get up. What he actually did was move Molly around so that she finished up standing but bent over the couch, her dress and petticoat still tucked up around her waist.
I was thinking what the hell, and thought it even more when Danvers started undoing the buttons to his trousers. My god! Just like that he drew out what I shall politely call his male parts. I'd lived a rather sheltered life and had never really seen one before, although I knew men were different. It suddenly seemed to me that it was a huge difference.
"What's he doing?" I demanded.
"He's going to calm her female nerves by screwing her," Charles said softly. "It's quite traditional to do so after you beat a woman. It helps let her know who the master is."
"He can't do that to Molly," I protested.
"He's not. He's actually doing it to you. Molly's just the scapegoat, remember. It's your punishment."
"Oh, no, he's not. He's not using that thing on me, even if Molly is my proxy. I absolutely refuse to let him."
"I see. Hold it Danvers."
"Sir?"
"Lady Andrea says you can't screw Molly as a proxy for her. She doesn't think it's right for you to act as though you're screwing her."