Author's Note: This story contains genital swapping, shrinking man (~2 ft tall and 4'11), and non-con elements. You've been warned! Please comment ideas for a potential sequel...
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I really disliked Sarah, but I should have kept that to myself. Maybe then I wouldn't be getting fucked by the worst person I knew...
We ran in similar crowds in our college town, lots of friends of friends and such. In a town so small, everyone knew everyone, especially if you were outgoing. Sarah had gotten on my nerves the first night I met her. She had a rich daddy, and she loved to work that into conversation. She wasn't just a brat though; she was overconfident for her intelligence, she was snobby and snotty, she was super self-centered and narcissistic, and, what would come to be worst of all for me, she was a control freak. Oh and she acted like she was the most beautiful girl in the room, and, while she was probably one of the prettiest girls in her high school (she regularly called herself a prom queen), the freshman 15...freshman 50, had hit her hard.
We shared classes, we shared friends, and we shared the only decent bar in town. But for a long time, we had little reason to interact. If she was at the bar, I'd sit at the opposite end. For a long time, my instincts were correct to just leave her alone and let things be. Recently she had started to make her way down to my end of the bar. The hot rumor was that she had been hooking up with John, a loose friend of mine, but I didn't know the guy all that well. He liked to party and I liked to party. Then John dropped out and moved back home with his folks, and the rumor became that Sarah was the reason he had run off so quickly. I'd also heard that she had only been fucking him because her lackey-friend Rae had a crush on him. Obviously, this confirmed everything I thought I knew about her being a bitch.
I was surprised the next Friday when, instead of moving back down to her side of the bar, she was even closer to my end, despite John being gone. That night, I may have had just a few too many...and her voice, hearing her whining, or boasting, or her obnoxiously fake laugh, it drove me to drink to drown her out.
I blacked out and woke up in my bed feeling miserable, what a nightmare. I had a feeling that I had done something dumb. My phone was dead...worse, it had gotten wet and smelled like beer. "Fuck," I tossed it in some rice and logged onto my computer looking for clues. I could see my texts on my laptop, and that's when I saw something that scared me.
'Happy Saturday morning, asshole. Once you sober up, come by my place, 737 Chestnut St. You have till 3:00 or this might get out.' A picture was attached.
My mouth went agape, not dissimilar to my mouth in the picture. My eyes were barely open, I was clearly hammered...but it was the dick lying on my face that concerned me. I didn't recognize the number.
Throwing up helped my hangover but didn't help my mood, holy fuck I was fucked! What the fuck had happened last night? Reading through my other texts, one of my buddies had texted me a series of texts around 1:47am, 'Yo dude, shut the fuck up, I can hear you from way over here.' Another one, 'Alright, that was a pretty sick burn, tell her that John obviously disagreed!' The final text, 'Yeah man, you're on your own on that one...'
I could only imagine what I had been saying, probably sloppier versions of the jokes I had quietly been making about her for a long time. I was sick to my stomach in more way than one. None of my roommates were around. I started pounding water, forced down a little toast, and took some painkillers. A shower helped a little, but I still felt like shit. I wanted to go back to bed, I had plenty of time till 3:00, but I was stressed out of my mind. My phone still wasn't working, but it would take time to dry out.
3:00 seemed far off, but its funny how fast something dreaded seems to approach. Should I take a knife or a bat? Should I take cash? What the fuck. Still, I eventually got dressed in non-descript jeans and a hoodie, put on a cap and sunglasses, and walked to the address, not more than a couple of blocks from my place. This was all student housing, this was likely someone I knew.
I stopped on the porch, I could walk away right now, call their bluff, block the number, pretend it didn't happen. In retrospect that was the best move available, run back home to my parents, move across country, anything but knock on that door. But I did not have the benefit of hindsight, and I could hear the footsteps on the other side of the door, they knew I was here, they were waiting for me. I would see what they wanted, pay them what it took, and put this behind me...
*Knock knock knock
I backed way from the door, 'casually' looking around, no one saw me, no one knew anything weird was going on, except for the person behind the door...the lock turned, the door swung open...
Again, with the benefit of hindsight, it's obvious, but realize that I thought for sure it would be a dude, I mean, it's a dick on my face, that's the whole mess here...but no. It was someone that I had seen around campus in yoga pants a thousand times, who clearly had no dick.
"Why hello there, come crawling to apologize for last night?" A big smile on her face.
This bitch. I didn't know whether to be relieved or not but I was certainly confused. One possible outcome was a fucking fight and, I'm a big dude, I know how to fight, and I would bet on myself in a fight. Sarah though? I could totally kick a girl's ass, even a thick girl like Sarah...if it came to that.
Sarah gave no hint that she knew about the picture. She stood tall for a girl, thick, long dirty blonde and brown hair past her shoulders, a little curl left from last night's dolling-up, a blue tank top that wasn't exactly flattering but did show off her breasts and yoga pants that showed the back from the front. Workout clothes.
"I...um...oh, hi Sarah...do you have...umm..roommates?" I stammered, confused, I didn't know what to make of the situation.
"I sent you the picture you idiot." The casual sound of her voice, a bit of a laugh, it didn't sound threatening at all, this was all very unexpected. "Come on, come in, dumbass," she turned, knowing I would follow, no need to confirm.
I guess I was relieved that this wasn't some dude, some pervert, that was gonna try to blackmail me into sex or whatever, that would have been the worst possible outcome of course (little did I know). Despite the tense situation, despite feeling like a hungover mess, I still watched her ass saunter away...I had a bit of a thing for yoga pants. Sarah may be an overweight bitch, but I can still enjoy an asscrack eating some spandex, my cock twitched in response.