I was at a nightclub when I spotted this young lady. A very attractive young lady I might add. I'm guessing she was about eighteen; had to be at least that or they wouldn't have let her in. The management were hellish strict on that. They'd been caught out once and if they got hit a second time they might run into some expensive trouble.
This particular young lady was a blonde wearing a tight red dress. That dress hugged her figure in a way that a lot of men would like to. It covered her in a sheath from her breasts to about halfway down her thighs. Oddly enough she wasn't showing much cleavage, just a gentle swelling of her breasts above the top of the dress, but she had a remarkable full bust.
She was dancing when I saw her, plastered against this young man. From the look on her face all I could think was, 'boy, are you ever getting lucky tonight'. As the night progressed my thought did not change. From what I observed she wasn't drinking much. She had a glass, and waved it around a lot, but rarely took a sip from it. She was just getting high from the atmosphere and the dancing, not needing alcoholic stimulation.
About midnight I decided to call it a day and head on home. It was just by chance that I was following that girl and her boyfriend out. She was clinging to him like a limpet, chattering away, while he was smiling like a loon. I'd have been smiling like a loon, too, if I was in his place.
The pair of them had only taken a few steps outside when he reeled and nearly fell. If she hadn't been holding on to him he probably would have. The fresh air had hit him hard and finished him off. He hadn't been smiling like a loon because he was going home with such a sweet young thing. He was just plastered and smiling inanely, like the idiot he was.
It was plain to see that she was going to have a problem getting him to their car. I did the good Samaritan bit and stepped forward to give her a bit of a hand.
I hooked my shoulder under his arm and lifted, suggesting that she lead the way. She was glaring little daggers at her friend but trotted on ahead, going deep into the carpark. She fished his keys out of his pocket and unlocked the car and I dumped him into the passenger's side and buckled him up. He promptly dropped off to sleep and started snoring.
"Can you drive and do you have a driver's licence?" I asked her.
She nodded. "But he'll kill me if I drive his car," she protested. "He's very possessive of it."
"In his state he'll kill you if he drives it," I pointed out. "When you get home I suggest you leave him in the car and take the keys inside with you. With no keys he can sleep it off in the car and can't be charged with being in control of a vehicle while intoxicated."
She chewed on her lip (a very delectable lip, I might add), sighed and nodded.
"Now that one of your problems has been solved we can now look at addressing your other one," I said happily.
"What do you mean? I don't have another problem," she protested, but I slowly nodded my head.
"Yes, you do," I said, and proceeded to explain. "It's plain he's not going to be any use to you tonight which leaves you all aroused and no succour in sight. Being a born gentleman I just naturally have to offer my assistance in this matter."
She blushed, turned pale, and then blushed again. She also looked around real quick, seeking a fast exit point, none of which seemed to be on offer. I decided to ease her mind before she had a heart attack.
"Oh, relax," I said. "It's not as though I'm going to rape you. It's merely a case of you being totally aroused and the idiot of your choice is out of action. Really, what red-blooded man wouldn't want to take his place?"
She breathed out rather heavily and relaxed a trifle.