I should've notice that something was wrong long before I did. I picked up a six-pack of my favourite beer from the cooler and turned toward the counter. There was every indication that something was wrong but the first time I actually noticed it was when the convenience store clerk looked past the customer in front of him and directly at me; he looked terrified.
The slight man at the counter with his back to me didn't immediately set off any alarm bells but he should have. It was a warm May evening but he had his hood pulled up. The clerk looked at me and back at the customer in front of him and then suddenly reached under the counter and came up with a pistol. He started to raise it and I heard a loud, sharp crack and the clerk disappeared behind the counter.
The man in the hoodie whirled around to face me and only then did I notice that his face was concealed behind a bandana and that he held a small black, semi-automatic pistol in his hand. He raised his arm, extended it straight out toward me, pointing the pistol at my face. I was only about five or six feet away and there was no way the guy was going to miss. I was going to die.
I froze; there was another loud crack and time stopped. My ears rang from the noise but I didn't die. When I say time stopped, I mean time
really
stopped. I quickly realized that time hadn't actually
stopped
; the bullet still rushed toward my face but it did so very slowly. Instead of traveling at a thousand feet per second the tiny projectile approached me at only about one foot per second. I twitched my head to the side and let the bullet pass by me.
I lunged at the man in the hoodie and kicked him squarely in the groin as hard as I possibly could. He didn't immediately react so I kicked him twice more with just as much or more force each time.
Suddenly there was a loud cry of pain and things started moving much faster. The man with the gun doubled over in pain, practically tossing the gun on the floor at my feet as he did. I reached down, picked up the gun and turned it on him. I would've ordered him to the floor but he'd already found his way there on his own. He was curled in the fetal position and groaning loudly, with both hands between his legs.
I ran around the counter to check on the clerk. He was alive but bleeding from a wound in his upper chest. I applied a towel to the wound and told him to hold it tightly in place while I reached into my pocket for my cell phone and called 911. I didn't know the address but told the dispatcher the name of the store and the nearest cross street. I told her that the proprietor had been shot and that an ambulance was needed.
It seemed to take forever but I would learn later from the video that it was only about four minutes before the first police car slid to a stop in the parking lot. I put the gun on the counter and stood with my hands over my head as the first officer cautiously entered the store. I told him that the man on the floor had shot the proprietor and had tried to shoot me too. He immediately put handcuffs on the man and then on me too as a precaution.
The next ones through the door were paramedics who treated the clerk. They gave the robber a cursory check, pronounced him sound then loaded the clerk into an ambulance and roared away with the siren wailing. I explained to the officer what'd happened, leaving out the bit about the slow moving bullet and the exact number times I'd kicked the robber. A detective arrived a very short while later and removed my handcuffs then asked me to explain what'd happened twice more. He stopped me and asked several questions but I didn't deviate from my original narrative in the slightest. The detective reviewed the security camera footage saying that it corroborated my account of the events. He reviewed the tape again and I watched over his shoulder. The robber turned to shoot me at what appeared to be point blank range but missed. The twitch of my head wasn't apparent; nor were the first two kicks to the robber's groin. The image of me seemed to blur a little but the third and last kick was clearly captured on tape.
The detective took my address and phone number and then photographed me. He gave me a pat on the back and said, "You're lucky the guy was a crappy shot. You did a brave thing here tonight. I'm sure the state's attorney will call you as a witness for the prosecution but you're free to go."
I went home and sat in my tiny kitchen, poured a beer, drank it and poured another. My nerves finally caught up with me and I shook with nervous energy as the evening's events replayed in my head. What'd really happened? The guy shot me in the face at point blank range but I'd been able to dodge the bullet with a mere twitch of my head as it moved slowly by me. The robber had stood completely still and allowed me to kick him twice before he finally reacted to the third kick; the only one that was caught by the video camera. I tried to make sense of what had happened but ended up just opening another beer instead.
The next day I called in sick at work explaining briefly what had happened the night before. The boss said he'd seen an account of the incident on the late news. "Holy crap, Mark! That was you? You're a hero!"
"Nah. I'm just lucky I'm not dead. Is it OK if I take the day off to kind of collect myself? I didn't sleep very well last night."
"Sure! Hell, take the rest of the week if you think you need it."
"No, I'll be in tomorrow. I just need to chill out a little today."
"Take as much time as you need, Mark."
"Thanks." I hung up and lay back in bed going over the incident in my head for the nine hundredth time. I came to the only conclusion that made sense even though it made no sense at all. It seemed to me that time had either slowed down without me or I'd somehow sped up and been moving much faster than regular time. Either way it didn't bode well for my mental state. I was certain I was losing my mind.
I wondered if it was the result of the life-threatening situation or if I could intentionally replicate the effect without having to put my life in jeopardy. It would be awesome if it turned out to be something I could harness and control. I decided to try and went out to walk the foot paths in the park for a while. As I encountered walkers, joggers and cyclists I concentrated on trying to speed myself up or to slow them down. I wasn't having any luck at all until a middle-aged woman and her dog approached me on the paved path. I didn't focus on them but was instead focused the concept of relative speed and my own place in time when I felt an odd twinge as if I'd nudged something or been nudged at the base of my skull. The woman and her dog stopped on the trail in front of me.
Things became eerily quiet but not completely silent. The sound is hard to describe; instead of traffic noise, people talking and dogs barking there was a low hum of sorts but nothing appeared to move. The birds hovered, falling leaves hung in the air and the woman stared straight ahead while her dog's tongue lolled unmoving from his mouth.
I walked past them and turned back to look again but they still weren't moving. I walked along the path until I encountered a beautiful blond woman in a tight spandex outfit and running shoes. Both of her feet hovered above the ground as she had stopped in mid-stride of her run. I sat on a nearby bench and observed for a long while but nothing happened; she never moved.
Finally, I chucked a small stone at the woman. The stone carried through the air normally and struck her on the butt cheek but she didn't react at all. I waited to see if things would resolve themselves as they had seemed to do in the convenience store last night but after an hour nothing had changed.
I focused on my position in time and gave a little mental nudge to things and the sound of the world returned to normal and the woman started running again. She reached back and touched her butt where the pebble had bounced off her but didn't look back as she ran down the path away from me.
"Holy shit! I think I can control this thing!" I thought.
I waited until the next runner came by. It turned out to be a young couple dressed in matching spandex running clothes. They were jogging together but both wore earbud headphones. I focused and gave the same mental nudge and they stopped dead in their tracks as I heard the now familiar hum of a very quiet world.