Finally words came to my lips and I stammered out, "Rhi! What the? You don't have to do this. You know I'll pay off my bet!"
As I said these words Rhiannon came around to my front and put her face at the level of mine. "Rita," she said, "just shut the fuck up." With that her hands came up. She applied a piece of duct tape across my mouth that stretched from one corner of my jaw to the other. She completed the action by pressing it tight.
My eyes, I knew, were wide with panic at this unexpected turn, and Rhi looked over my stricken expression and laughed. She slapped at my cheek on one side with the palm of one hand several times, not too hard, but plenty hard enough to produce a sting. "I'm going to enjoy this so, so much Rita," Rhiannon said, her voice now dripping with the condescension and distain, the mocking and scorn I had thought I'd only imagined in her mother's voice just minutes previous.
You see it in movies all the time. The victim is tied and gagged and yet still goes through the absurd and futile labor of trying to form intelligible words. I would laugh and shake my head every time I saw a character do that. But that was exactly what I was doing now. Only the loud laughter and pointing fingers of those immediately in front of me made me catch myself, will myself to stop looking more ridiculous than I already did, and settle down to await however the payoff of my lost bet would play out. It was my only option.
Rhiannon was now behind me.
"Are you ready for the main event?" Rhiannon asked the crowd in a loud voice. There was not a dissenter in the room, and they all gleefully shouted back their eager agreement. I looked toward Rhi's father and brother and sisters, now to my left, and found them shouting for the show to begin as enthusiastically as all the others.
"Down here is the challenger: Rita Selwyn!" Rhiannon announced in a loud voice. "And up here," she continued, "is the all-time heavyweight champion: electric clippers!"
The room exploded in laughter. At Rhiannon's last word a deep and ominous vibrating buzz began, my audience quieting in anticipation. Although I had expected the sound I still stiffened in response. Then the sound and vibrating sensation were at my hairline somewhat left of center.
I felt and heard the buzz and vibration deepen as the blades began to cut through my thick hair. The sensation slowly proceeded to the back of the top of my head and then was lifted away. Something floated downward before my face. I looked down to see an extraordinarily large length of my mid-back length hair sitting in the lap of my uniform skirt.
I began to shake my head in despair. I, of course, had known that this would be the result of losing my bet to Rhiannon. I knew the beautiful long hair I was so proud of, that I shook with abandon and pride before the packed stands and cheering fans at every football game, was to come off. But this was not remotely how I had expected my debt to be collected: tied immovably tight to a chair, gagged, the object of leering and jeering entertainment for a large roomful of taunting and heckling onlookers.
Immediately the buzzing clippers were at my hairline again, this time dead center, and they made the same deliberate passage across my scalp. A moment later another large hank of hair dropped into my lap. My vision blurred with tears as I looked down at the gorgeous blonde locks of which I was so proud.
The clippers were again making a pass across my head, now right of center. They moved slowly, occasionally backtracking. I knew Rhi was slowly, deliberating shearing off these channels of hair as close to my scalp as the clippers would allow. That pass ended and more hair fell into my lap as I fought to control my tears, to keep them in my eyes.
Rhiannon made a dozen or more additional swipes, taking in portions of my scalp farther to either side, and re-clipping already covered areas. After a swipe into a virgin area another large clump of long hair would add to the already amazingly large pile in my lap.
Without any warning one of Rhiannon's teammates was moving in front of me with a mirror that must have been secreted to one side of the room, or which I simply hadn't noticed. It was a framed wall mirror I had often seen in a hallway upstairs, perhaps a foot and a half wide and four feet long. The girl positioned it several feet in front of me, and held it tilted back slightly with the long dimension vertical, and I could not keep my eyes from the glass, as morbid as that sounds.
I saw myself sitting perfect-posture straight in that chair, back arched, held in that impeccable bearing by tightly secured coils of rope. My cheer uniform was neat as a pin, flawless except for where the sweater was bunched and pressed by the ropes. Those tight bindings immediately above and below my boobs made them jut out lewdly, and I flushed in shame. The rest of the image was as much a shock: a large tangle of blonde hair in my lap. The sight of my head caused in me a jolt of misery and adrenaline. The top of my head was cut down to tiny stubble, while the rest of my long locks radiated down from the stark clearing atop my head. I looked, to be bluntly and brutally honest, like a clown: exactly like a clown with a smooth, tonsured head top surrounded by a fringe of orange or red hair, sticking straight out.
But my bald patch was surrounded by long blonde locks, reaching down in back and spilling over my shoulders on the sides. Then my tears and uncontrollable sobs came hot and wet, spilling down my cheeks. I hated myself for a moment for losing control like that because the entire assembly roared their amusement and mocking at my burbling misery. But I couldn't help it.
I saw Rhiannon in the mirror, behind me, laughing and waving the clippers in one hand and a large mass of my newly separated hair in the other. The hair left her hand to drift down in front of my face. Then she had the clippers at the right side of my head, taking slow passes lower and lower and then around my ear. In a few moments she was at my left side doing the same.
My eyes found the mirror and the humiliating image it reflected. The top and sides of my head were now nothing but stubble, and there was a fan of hair visible at the back of my head. Wanting not to see this shaming view I cast my eyes to the left only to have my gaze fall on Rhiannon's family. Her mother had come down and had joined the festivities. She was now standing tight against Rhi's father, her arms around his waist as they both bellowed in hilarity. Her siblings were in hysterics, her two youngest sisters pointing at me as they laughed.
I felt crimson to the crown of my almost naked head, and began to feel a bit lightheaded.
Then the clippers were at the back of my neck. I stiffened and moved my head back in response. But the palm of Rhiannon's hand was immediately flat on my scalp, her fingers digging into the stubbly skin, rudely pushing my head forward. I looked straight down as I was obliged to do and saw the immense pile of my hair in my lap. I had a fleeting wish that my hands could be in the middle of it, could caress my now separated locks. It wasn't until I saw tears falling into that mass of blonde strands that I realized I was still bawling, had been weeping steadily and loudly since I had first glimpsed my buffoonish image.
Rhiannon took the clippers again and again up the back of my neck and head, moving first to one side and then to the other. More hair piled into my lap until finally the clipper's buzz was silenced.