Like most other times, this time too, it had been my dumb-fuck of an husband, Mohit's dumb-fuck of an idea, which got me into the fucking fracas!!
Mohit's idea was of me dropping him to the airport in our extremely old 'weather-beaten-fit-for-a-junkyard' compact hatchback car, which in my frank opinion wouldn't have been allowed even in a scrapyard!!
But just as usual (& since I am a total submissive), I had given in to Mohit's insistence & dropped him at the airport, which was so far away from our home that it could be considered to be in another city altogether!!
Then, to add to the frustration, the heavens had opened up & a freak downpour had choked the city's roads, forcing me to take numerous diversions on the way back to avoid a breakdown of the scrapheap I was driving!!
Then, to prove all my fears correct, while driving down a dark unlit unkown, desolate stretch of road, the car shuddered, a loud creaking noise was followed by a crash, a couple of loud hisses sounded & I almost crashed into the ditch flanking the pot holed road as the car veered off the road, as if it had a will of it's own!!
"Son-of-a-fucking-bitch!!... Fucking shit!!... Mohit!! You motherfucking bastard!!...I will kill you...If.. if... If you don't dump this junk as soon as you return!!" I cursed my husband along with my darned luck vehemently even as I banged on the steering wheel & tried to look out of the mucky windows!!
Nothing was visble except the resounding slap of the pouring rain which prevented me from even stepping out of the car, since I did not know where or how I was stranded!!
I reached out for my mobile phone & then cursed yet again "OHHH!!... Gandu!! Kya chutiyagiri hai yaar?!?!?" (Oh!... Asshole!! What the fuck is going on?!?!?!) as the screen displayed a 'LOW BATTERY' message & died on me, even as I watched in sheer frustration at the screen go dark!!
I was well & truly stranded!!
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Then, suddenly, a pair of bright lights lit up the rear view mirror & a loud blast of an earsplitting horn sounded!!
"AAaaaaaaaeeeeeeee!!" I screamed in absolute panic, dead sure that a truck was on a collision course with my car & these were to be my last seconds on the face of this earth!!
But there was no collision & although my screaming stopped, my breast was still heaving in terror, when a knock on the window made me jump out of my skin!!
I lowered the glass pane just a little & a rasping insolent voice called out "Bade Saheb... aise gaadi raaste ke beech me rukaoge toh koi peeche se gaand maar ke chala jayega!!... Side me park karne me koi problem hai kya, chutiye?" (Big boss!!... If you park the car in the middle of the road like this, then someone is going to bang your butt & go!!... Do you have a fucking problem in parking by the side of the road, you dickhead?)
I fumbled for the light above the rear view mirror & as soon as it was turned on, the insolence from the voice disappeared & was replaced by an embarrassed softer tone as the speaker apologized & said "Sorry madamji... sorry!! Mujhe laga koi bewda hai... Daru pee ke ludak gaya hoga!!... Sorry madam!... Kuch problem hai kya gaadi me... madamji?... Rukiye... aap bahar maat aana!!... Mai check karta hoon!" (Sorry!! Madam!!...Sorry!!... I thought it was some drunkard guy... Who had boozed & passed out!! Sorry madam!!... Is there a problem with your car?... Wait... You don't step out!!... I will check!!) & I saw him check the rear of the car & then move to the front where he slapped a hand to his forehead & exclaimed something which was lost in the din of the pouring rain!!
As he returned, I lowered the window glass further down & asked "Kya hua hai...?" (What is wrong...?)
"Arre madam!! Pura fender nikal gaya hai... Aage ke dono tire puncture hai!!... Aap ka naseeb acha hai... khatarnak accident nahi hua!!" (Madam!!... the entire fender has come off!!... Both front tires are punctured!!... You are lucky you didn't have a major accident!!)
"Ab...?" I squeaked. (Now...?)
"Tow karni padegi car!... Garage tak!" (Car will have to be towed!... Till the garage!) he said in a matter of fact voice while I could only gaze at him worriedly as he huffed, as if resigning himself to a long haul rescue of this damsel in distress & said "Tension maat lo madamji... Tow vehicle toh ready hai... par garage 30 minute ki doori par hai!!... Aap ghar par bol do...late hoga!" (Don't be tensed madam... tow vehicle is ready... But the garage is at a 30 minutes drive!!... You call home & inform... You will be late!!)
My eyes widened in surprise "Tow vehicle ready hai? Kahan hai?" (Tow vehicle is ready?...Where is it?)I asked & then continued "Mobile ki battery down hai... maine try kiya tha!... Charger bhi nahi hai mere paas!!" (My mobile battery is dead... I had tried to call!... I don't have my charger with me!)
I thought the man grinned sinisterly but I could have been mistaken since the rain & the bright lights were throwing up weird shadows as he pointed to the truck which was parked directly behind my defunct car!!
'Was it sheer luck that it was a tow vehicle behind or was it some trick?' I asked myself with trepidation but I also realized that I was helpless & this was my only chance of being rescued, when the man said "Arre madamji... tension maat lo!! Garage se ghar pe phone kar dena!!... Kissi ko bula lena!!..." (Don't be tensed madam... you can call from the garage!!... Ask somebody to come over!!)
"OK!" I answered not wanting to reveal that my husband too was out of reach since he was on a flight where his phone too would have been switched off!!
Even before I had agreed to his suggestion, the man got into his tow truck, maneuvered it in front of my stranded car, hooked it up & raised my car by the winch!!
He rushed back & said "Madamji aap tension maat lo... Aadhe ghante me garage pahoonch jayenge!!" (Don't be tensed madam... we will reach the garage in 30 minutes!!)
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True to his word we reached a jaded looking shack of a garage within 30 minutes from the the time he had jacked my car up!!
The rain had picked up in intensity & was splattering on the tin roof with a vengeance making any conversation impossible unless whoever spoke screamed at the top of their voice & that too might not have been audible unless they were standing cheek to cheek!!
The tow truck dragged my car inside the shed & I glanced in the rear view mirror to see a creaking gate being closed by a lanky man!!
The garage may have been in a decrepit shed but there seemed to be quite a few cars inside in varous states of repair!!
Infact a few super luxury sedans, which looked completely out of place, too were parked inside & the lights gleamed off their shiny polished paintwork!!
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Finally, as the tow truck stopped right in the centre of the garage, I stepped out timidly from my inclined car!
So far, I had spoken to the man from a narrow slit in the lowered window pane & that too in the wavering glow of the dim cabin light, but when I finally stepped out, the man I had been speaking with stopped in his tracks & ogled at me shamelessly!!
I also heard a gasp from the man who had closed the gate behind us!!
I also noticed 2 other mechanics, who had been working elsewhere, stop whatever they had been doing & stare at me with stunned but increasingly appreciative & lusty eyes!!
You see, I am stunningly beautiful (if I may say so) & I have maintained myself perfectly too!
I am 5 feet 5 inches tall, with my 34C-26-36 body being without an ounce of extra flesh where it shouldnt! I am fair, with straight soft brown breast length silky hair, with soft luscious lips & a perfectly formed perky nose & lust inciting soft brown eyes (at least that's what most of my lovers have told me)!!
Speaking of inciting lust, my attire that evening wasn't exactly slutty since for a change I wasn't wearing one of my sexy sheer saris with spaghetti strap bikini blouses but I was dressed simply in a white front buttoned dress with grey horizontal lines, which ended just below my knees, but was quite tight & fit me snuggly!
