The Last Drop was one of the larger taverns in the outer district, and it was currently packed. Every table was occupied, and serving girls dodged their way around handsy men to deliver drinks and receive tips.
Dread forged forward, dragging Aelodi behind him, and made his way to the bar. A large, apron-wearing man filled wooden mugs with ale from a cask.
The man's eyes widened as he took in Dread and his leashed toy. "Hello, m'lord," he said. "We don't often get upper-class folks down at the Drop."
"I'm Dread," he said.
The portly man bowed deeply. "Welcome, my king. I'm honored to have your grace in my humble establishment."
Dread deposited a purse of coin on the counter. A small fortune to a tavern owner but spare change to the mage king.
The tavern keeper opened the purse and peeked inside. His jaw dropped.
"What's your name?" Dread asked.
"Oglin, my lord," the man said. "You are most generous."
"I only ask a table for myself and my pet," he said, gesturing at Elaxia. The enchantress was looking around the lively common room with curiosity. Her probing eyes shifted from pink to orange. They never spent time in taverns, so this experience was new to her.
"A table only?" Oglin said, confused. "This is far too much coin for that, my lord."
"Yes," Dread confirmed. "The coin is for the nuisance of putting up with your new serving girl."
"My lord?" the tavern keeper asked.
Dread unclipped the lead from Aelodi's leash and pushed her forward. She gasped and gave him a shocked expression. "You want me to be a serving girl?" she asked, incredulous.
"She's spoiled and ineffective," Dread explained. "But she's going to serve drinks tonight. Please, have patience with her."
The tavernkeeper leaned forward and Dread mirrored him. It was hard to hear in the loud common room. "My lord, is that--?"
"Princess Aelodi?" Dread said. "Yes, it is."
"My lord," the tavern keeper said, swallowing. "I'm just a simple man. I can't risk the king's wrath."
Dread placed another, larger purse on the counter. The man opened the strings and nodded slowly. "Very well. I can take her on for the night."
Reaching into his pocket, Dread withdrew a cheap tin tiara. He placed the poor-quality piece atop Aelodi's head of silky white blonde hair. Aelodi grabbed one of Dread's hands in hers. Her honey brown eyes were pleading with him.
"Don't make me do this," she said.
"Why not?" he said. He pulled her close, hand clutching her tight ass, and spoke for her ears alone. "You're supposed to be a trade officer, no? Serving drinks for a night should be no problem for you. Girls your age are managing just fine, right now, in this very tavern."
Dread picked out a young girl dancing between pinching fingers and groping hands. He called out to her. The girl came running, cheeks flushed, wearing a charming smile.
"Yes, my lord?" she asked.
"How old are you, sweetheart?"
"Nineteen," the girl said.
"You enjoy the work?"
"Yes, my lord," she said breathlessly. "It's hard work, but the tips are good."
"How many mistakes do you make a night?" Dread asked.
"Mistakes?" the girl asked.
"Yes, like forgetting orders, spilling, or dropping things," Dread explained.
"None," the girl said, eyebrows rising. "Master Oglin would let me go if I made mistakes."
"Thank you for your time," he said warmly. He pressed a single gold coin into the serving girl's small hand. The girl beamed at him and dropped a quick curtsy before dashing off. He turned to the princess.
"You heard the girl. No mistakes. For every mistake, you will be punished," he said. "We'll be keeping a tally of how much coin you cost master Oglin, and we'll need to make him whole by the end of the night."
Aelodi's resolve grew and she nodded. "You're a fool if you think I can't do this. What are your 'punishments'?" she asked, derisively.
"For every mistake, you will have a drink," Dread said. "If you hit five mistakes, I'll take your dress." Aelodi's hand nervously smoothed the hem of her dress. "Each mistake after five will be much worse."
"This is nothing, it will be easy. That common girl does just fine," the princess said. "The work of a peasant should be no problem for me."
"So sure of yourself. Okay, get to work," he said. He slapped her rear end. She glowered at Dread but went to Oglin.
"Where do I start?" the princess asked, determination bold on her gorgeous face.
The tavern keeper gave the princess a dubious once-over before pointing at a far wall. "You can have the tables along that wall. Just talk to the guests, ask what they want, bring their orders to me, and then deliver their orders."
Princess Aelodi nodded briskly and set out for her first table.
"My lord," the tavern keeper said. "The princess is going to have a hard time."
Dread chuckled. "Oh, I'm well aware."
"That girl you spoke to has been working here two years and she's a quick learner. Most girls are slow and clumsy to start." He looked a question at Dread.
"When the princess fails, she'll learn an important lesson," Dread said.
"Very well, my lord." He came around the counter. "Follow me. I'll get you a table."
"I want to be in her section," Dread said.
The heavyset man nodded, and Dread followed him to a table at the front end of Aelodi's assigned wall. "Clear out, men," the tavern keeper said.
"What's this now?" a drunken man muttered.
"This is King Dreadhex," Oglin said. "Or do you think you deserve a seat more than him?"
The men scrabbled to their feet and bent in deep bows. "Apologies, my lord," the drunken man managed.
"Thank you, gentlemen," Dread said. He flicked a gold coin at each. "Be sure to stick around. Tonight will be very interesting."
Dread sat at his table with Elaxia. Viyana remained out of sight, but he knew she lurked close by. He turned his attention to the princess as she set out trying to serve patrons.
Normally, the serving girls had to navigate a sea of pinching fingers and groping hands, but the low-born men of the tavern weren't sure how to treat Aelodi. Even as she slowly, timidly made her way through the packed masses, none of the men harassed her. That wouldn't do.
Dread raised a finger at Aelodi, demanding her attention. The princess's lips drew into a line, but she made her way obediently towards him.
"Yes?" she said stiffly.
"I want wine," he said.
He reached out and groped her rear end, lifting up the dress and exposing her fine ass. Conversation grew quiet around them. Aelodi's entire face flushed as she knew she was being exposed to everyone behind her. She nudged aside Dread's hand and pulled down the hem of her dress.
"Is that all?" Aelodi asked.
"Elaxia?" he asked.
"I'm hungry," the enchantress said. "I want soup."
"Soup?" Aelodi said, making a face.
"Is soup one of the many words absent from your vocabulary?" Dread asked.
"No," Aelodi said, angry. "Of course not."
Dread struck her bubble-shaped bottom hard enough to create a loud smacking sound as she turned away. That should help. If others saw her being groped, they might understand she was fair game.
Hands reached out to feel her rear end as the princess made a beeline for the bar. She released an indignant yelp as the first man groped her, and she pulled away. They grew bolder. Rough fingers stroked her pale thighs while others cupped her breasts, and her dress was disheveled as she reached Oglin. Aelodi spared a few moments to pull up the neckline and tug down the hem.
A few men stumbled up to Dread's table, flush with drink, and their faces were excited. "Is it true we can grab a feel of that pretty lass?" one asked.
"She's like an angel!" the other exclaimed. "I've never seen hair so fair."
"Treat her like you would any serving girl," Dread said.
The men cackled and retreated into the packed masses.
Aelodi moved very slowly on her way back to Dread. She was balancing a bowl of piping hot soup on a serving tray while trying to simultaneously carry a bottle of wine. As she tried to dance away from invading fingers and hands, some of Elaxia's soup slopped over the rim of the bowl and landed in the tray.
The princess inched towards Dread's table, taking tiny steps, all of her concentration fixed on balancing the piping hot soup atop the tray. Her commitment to avoiding a spill was laudable, but it also led to her first mistake of the evening. She didn't notice when a red-faced man snuck up behind her and pinched her bottom. Going by the exclamation and the way she jumped in shock, the man had pinched her very hard.
The soup didn't stand a chance. The wooden bowl and spoon clattered down and vegetable barley splatted against the floor. A great 'oooo' ran through the tavern, followed by laughter.
Aelodi glared at Dread, incredulous. "That's not fair! Someone pinched me!"