Every character portrayed here is over 18.
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"And, don't you worry, I'll make it fit," slighted the brash young freshman.
This could have been the end of the story. But it wasn't so let's begin at the beginning.
Young Stafford was a boy of means. Not of his own doings, but those by way of his father, self made financial tycoon of uranium mining. As a condition of being granted the grace to attend an out-of-state college, and thereby beyond daddy's watch, he had to defer to Dad's choice of school. And that could only be a "wanna be" Ivy League school for ubiquitously underachieving and over coddled rich brats. The "choice" he was given was to either enroll in the obscure Chester College (since folded), or be enrolled as a "gopher" in dad's office. It only had old wrinkled wombs working there, just so perv pops wouldn't sport a wandering eye.
The "decision" for the strapping young ultimatum-strapped lad was clear as day. It would be Chester, duh! As a consolation maybe he'd strike it rich and score with the abundance of privileged Liberal Arts pussy while he is pursuing a tennis and golf centric "Jock Ed" degree. The plethora of pussy will indubitably also be going there as a respite from the boredom of pampered domestic incarceration. They would be more than happy to "slum-it" with the faux urban destitute Stafford that he could easily assume the role of. He'd play the part of the token "disadvantaged" inner city kid, meager of monetary means, but well-endowed and practiced in kink. That would piss off to no end their alcoholic trophy mummies and wife neglecting sugar daddies!
With his plan in place, "St'ffard," as he is now colloquially known as, dutifully packed up his school things and be chauffeured to campus. He made Leroy drop him at the rear of the dorm, which would enhance his lowliness of station by having to walk to school. ("Poor" little horny homey!) He'd also have to restrict his diction to that of a ghetto native's single syllable speech. The stage was set: the societal subjugated indigent St'ffard was afoot.
Once over the demeaning bother of trudging his own trunk up the three flights, he was quick to play dumb and don obliviousness of the coeds leering at his taut buns and bulging package as he passed them in the hall. These perpetually perverted "chix" were already staining their camel toe hugging designer ripped "Jeggings" with their insatiable wetness. "Slutwear" for "BABITs" (not Babes), he called them: a combinatorial acronym of idiots and rabbits, "Boney-Assed Bitches In Tights."
"Hi cutie," chuckled a bleach blonde bimbo with her shy slutty studio suntanned sidekick in tow. Stafford feigned naΓ―vetΓ© while ogling their surgeon-sculpted schnozes, lifted butts, and requisite Smurf tats emblazoned upon their titties, right where mom and dad couldn't detect.
Easy Pickens, he thought. "Maybe I'll fuck their extra virgin asses. But without any olive oil! "Ha!," he mused, "I look forward to being the one that 'broke-backed' their mountains with my forceful balls-deep dry hump." He could mind read their transparency, "All ghetto boyz know how to ass fuck from not wanting to impregnate their 'chickas.'"
After settling into his posh dorm room and mentally composing his priority "fuck" list, Stafford had nothing else to do but figure out where his classes were at, "Shit! Boring Asian history at 8:00 AM. Gonna skip those classes after tomorrow's token roll call."
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Monday, 8:21 AM, "Bitch Prof chewed me out for showin' late. TFB, favor to her I'm here at all! Besides, I'll only be daydreaming of who and how I'm gonna fuck my dorm ho' for the night anyway, so what's the biggie?"
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Only 8:39! "Drag, drag, drag goes the time in this class. Hey! The 'teach' ain't too bad herself," he thinks, proud of himself for his prowess at espousing street lingo so adroitly. "She's got a fine fanny. Nice and tight and round. It fills out her curvy mature figure just right. Wouldn't mind tapin' dat azz, after I turn it red from repeated 'slap-ass'," he laughs to himself at his vernacular vocab.