Note: This story does not contain any copulation, fellatio/cunnilingus or other direct sexual intercourse. But what happens in it is clearly for the purposes of (later) sexual fun. All build-up and no immediate release. For you, the reader, just as for the main characters!
Enjoy it in its own twisted little ways.
/Thor
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"What can I for you today, folks?" The man behind the counter was pleasant despite his numerous facial piercings. Or perhaps because of them, given that he was serving in a piercing shop. Bill and Mary, the young couple who had just entered the shop looked around apprehensively.
"We-we're not sure," Bill stuttered.
"We'd like to get something together," Mary filled in. The man behind the counter nodded patiently.
"Why don't you look around a bit," he suggested and made a gesture towards a wall covered with pictures of all sorts of piercings; ears, noses, facials, nipples and genitalia of both sexes.
The young couple stood very close for a few minutes, examining the pictures carefully, sometimes whispering to one another, occasionally Mary would giggle.
Then Bill looked up at the attendant. "Do you have a price list?"
Without a word the man behind the counter slid a printed sheet to them. They picked it up and paled when they saw the prices.
"This is quite a bit more than we'd expected," Bill said. "You don't have, like, some kind of student discount?"
"Sorry," the man shook his head with a crooked smile. "Ninety percent of my customers are students. If I were to start giving student discounts I'd be out of business in a matter of weeks. This is bare-bones budget as it is. You won't find anybody offering cheaper prices, unless you count the ear-gun folks at the malls," he concluded with a sneer.
"Perhaps you have some apprentice," Mary suggested. "Someone who is new at the job and works cheaper?"
"Sorry. My old apprentice just left to set up her own business in the Mid-West and I have a new one coming in next month but she will not be ready to do even discount work until after a month or two more."
"Do you know if there are any conventions or things like that where we could go shop around?" Bill suggested.
"Nope, sorry. There's one on in Vegas right now but you would be hard pressed to make it there before it's over. Besides, the air fares would be lots and lots more than the price of even several piercings. And we're heading into a bit of a dry spell right now, with no more conventions until Miami - and that gets into travel costs again."
"How about somebody wanting models for flash pictures", Mary tried. "Or volunteers for new techniques? Anything!"
"No, none that I know of. Sorry." The man behind the counter shook his head in sympathy. He could relate to how it was, needing to pinch every penny, but that didn't help. He was too close to that situation himself to be able to help them out of charity. Except...
"Mind you," he said slowly. "There is something..."
"Yes, yes!" The girl prompted him with eager eyes.
"I just might know of somebody who may take you on," he mused. "Mind you, she's a bit eccentric and I can't take any responsibility for her. Leave me a phone number and I'll pass it on to her. If she's interested she can call you direct. OK?"
"Wonderful!" The young couple beamed at him as they wrote down their phone numbers on a piece of paper for him. "Thank you ever so much!" They were almost dancing as they left the studio. The man shook his head at their retreating backs.
It was two days before the call came in on Mary's phone. No caller-ID number shown. "Hello?" Mary answered.
"I hear you're desperate for piercings," a stern female voice said.
"Maybe," Mary reelied cautiously.
"`Maybe?ยด Either you are or you're not,"the lady replied impatiently, "Don't waste my time. Which way is it?"
"Yes, all right, we are!" Mary replied anxiously.
"Good. What's your names?" the lady inquired.
"Uh, Jack and Jill?" Mary replied.
"Riiight. OK, if that's the way you want to play it, you may call me `Janeยด." the lady sneered. "So here's the deal, `Jackยด and `Jill.ยด I have developed some new piercing equipment and I need guinea pigs to try it out on."
"What's the cost?" asked Mary.
"Oh, I won't charge you a penny," Jane said. "Just so long as you understand that it is a new procedure, kind of experimental, and that I will have cams to document it for my prospective customers."
"That sounds great," Mary said. "But what kind of new procedure is it? Are there any risks?"
"Not really," Jane assured her. "It's more of a new way of using existing equipment that I came up with. Sorry, but I can't tell you more on the phone. I might be able to file for a patent on this."
"Wow! Exciting." Mary replied excitedly. "So when can we meet?"
"I'll send over a car to pick you up right away," Jane said. "Where can the driver find you?"
Mary mouthed a question to Bill, then replied. "Uh, would the Starbuck's just outside the campus gates work?"
"Starbuck's it is. in 15 minutes?" Jane quickly answered.
"OK," Mary replied. "See you soon!"