(Originally published years ago elsewhere, but they have since taken it down for being too spicy ...)
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It had been two months since the king's execution, and a few weeks since the Roundhead troops had been billeted into Lady Phoebe Mountmere's home. It would never have happened, she knew, if her father had still been alive, and if her mother were living she was sure they would at least be much more respectful. As it was, Colonel Banks had tired of the way she kept herself hidden in her rooms, and had summoned her with a forceful request to spend more of her time in the company of himself and his officers. In an effort to appear modest and republican, she borrowed a plain, black gown from a maid, leaving her more lovely silks in her chamber.
"Thank you, Peg," she said as the maid brushed her hair smoothly back from her face, destroying the carefully-tended curls. "I promise not to let anything happen to it."
"No need for thanks, my lady," Peg replied. "I only want to help."
"The next time that I am getting rid of clothes, you shall have the first pick," said Phoebe. Peg giggled in response, and fetched a clean white cap to cover her mistress's rich brown hair.
While she walked down to the main parlor, Phoebe reflected on the state of her house and land. There was very little difference in its appearance , with only a few pieces of artwork and furniture sold to cover the expense of feeding the soldiers, but it was indefinably changed in some way. It no longer felt like her home, but a prison in which she was kept by a horde of jailers. The servants were mostly loyal to her, but they had been slowly and steadily leaving - especially the maids, who were routinely embarrassed and assaulted by the soldiers - and every one that went took a little more of her power.
Banks did not rise when Phoebe entered the room, and she did not expect him to - no man who could order her into his company would allow himself to show her any courtesy. His captains shot each other knowing looks as she approached their chairs by the fire. It hurt the marrow of her soul, but she wished to keep the colonel in a good humor, so she curtseyed deeply and stood with her eyes demurely fixed on the floor, hands clasped in front of her.
"So good of you to join us," said Banks, and belched. "You do brighten up the place, even though you're dressed like a crow. Come and sit down." There were only four chairs, all of which were taken up by Banks and his three captains.
"There is no place for me to sit, sir."
"Well, why not here, dear lady?" he called out, patting his thigh with the hand not holding a pewter mug of ale. "It should be soft enough - though it might not stay that way." As the captains roared with laughter, Phoebe schooled her face into a blank expression, acting as though she couldn't understand the double entrendre. When she was still in the same position by the time the laughter was done, Banks rolled his eyes and kicked a footstool forward. It was rough and low, but it seemed possible that the men might take offense if she were to remain where she was, so she stepped into the semi-circle of chairs, gathered her skirts, and sat on the stool. She felt as though she were almost sitting on the floor, all of the men looming over her with barely concealed excitement.
"Much better," said Banks. "It is only right for a lady to sit when in company. And it's only right for her to entertain her guests." 'Guests' was not the word Phoebe would have used, but there was no point in arguing with them: she could sense that the one thing keeping them moderately polite was the fact that she did not rise to their bait.
"You are quite right, colonel," she said quietly. "I have been remiss. Are you finding my home comfortable? Is everything to your liking?"
"Aye, it's comfortable enough," said one of the captains, "but it's not all to my liking. The maidservants are all frigid."
"My bed hasn't been warmed the past two nights!" said another. "That's the problem with the country, there aren't any whores. I miss Whitechapel."
"I am sorry, but there is nothing I can do about that," Phoebe told them. "Is the food prepared well? I think that we do not eat the same things, and I should hate for my guests to eat worse than myself." They ignored her question, and continued to talk over her head about the previous topic, becoming more and more ribald until Phoebe could not be embarrassed, as she had no idea what they were specifically speaking of.
"I think we're boring our gentle hostess," said Banks at last, looking at her as though he could see through the wool of her gown. "And we have forgotten what we intended to talk about in the first place. My dear, the officers of the Fifteenth are coming to dine tonight, and your presence is required."
"Very well," she said, resigning herself to an evening of more crude talk that could go on perfectly well without her.
"But you're to dress up. Wear a nice gown - low-cut - and tie your hair up with some ribbons. We want them to be impressed, don't we?" Thinking the question was rhetorical, she remained silent, but Banks frowned and prodded her thigh (very far up on the back of her thigh) with his foot.
"Yes, we do, sir."
"Yes. And it will be good for our own morale, of course." There was a chorus of agreement.
"Lord, yes!"
"I could be content with a cold bed for a while if I could see those naked shoulders."
"And that hair - nothing like being able to see a woman's curls and imagine twisting your fingers in it. Pulling her head back, kissing her neck." Her cheeks flushed and she longed to spit in their faces, but as long as she was unprotected among them, she could not respond. If she did, she would only endure worse, she knew.
When they finally allowed her to leave, she hurried back to her room, going out of her way to avoid meeting anyone in the corridors. The supper would be hell, with Banks presiding as the devil: he would torment her, attempt to provoke her into betraying some emotion which he could use to humiliate her. Oh, if only she had had a brother or an uncle or a cousin, a man who could defend her and prevent them from despoiling the estate. They wouldn't dare to taunt her then.
The hours passed too quickly, and Phoebe soon found herself being dressed and primped in front of her mirror in preparation for the meal. Her gown was a light blue silk, with a boned bodice that pushed her breasts up so that her nipples were almost visible, and with pearl drops sewn on around the neckline. Peg used the irons on her hair to bring back the curl, and arranged her locks so that they tumbled over her shoulders and down her back; the maid also accompanied her down to the front hall, where she expected to meet the officers, but it was empty aside from the two soldiers guarding the door to the main hall. She could hear a crowd roistering beyond it, however, and so she walked up to the door.
"I'll come in with you, my lady," Peg said, but the right-hand guard shook his head.