On Caitlin's thirtieth birthday, she woke to find a letter on her husband's pillow.
"Open at 10 AM," it said.
She looked at the clock. It was 8:15.
She looked back at the envelope, and considered it.
If she opened it now, there was absolutely no way Richard could know. Right?
As logical as that seemed, Caitlin didn't trust that. Richard had a way of knowing these things.
Caitlin crawled out of bed and did her morning routine of yoga. Six years ago, when she'd first met Richard, she could do a whole suite of yoga poses without thinking about it; in the intervening time, she'd gotten a little bit heavier, and this had translated into her stupid breasts getting in her stupid way during her stupid morning yoga.
Richard had moved away for five years, and had only recently come back into the area. On the first night after they reconnected, he'd fucked her right in the foyer of her house, and Caitlin had discovered she'd never had a better sex partner. On the second night, he told her he loved the extra weight in her breasts and hips, and she discovered that she loved him.
On the third night, he had flown her to Vegas, where they were married at a drive through chapel as a prelude to a night of debauchery Caitlin never could have imagined. And in the three months since then, Richard and Caitlin had settled down to married life together, working long hours at their jobs and making love late into the night. They'd had no chance for a honeymoon, and Caitlin was exhausted. She had been looking forward to her birthday weekend, largely for the promise of sleep that it held.
Caitlin finished her routine, hopped in the shower, shaved everything that needed shaving (per Richard's preferences), and hopped back out. She even stared at herself in the mirror for a good five minutes, checking out the tone of her belly. She might be heavier, but she was still sexy; her waist dipped in deeply before flaring out to good hips. Womanly hips, the romance novels she used to read liked to say. And her skin was creamy and smooth... Caitlin rubbed lotion into her skin, then went to look at the clock.
The clock said 9:15.
Forty-five minutes.
Caitlin contemplated the sealed envelope again. "Open at 10AM." She shivered. The mere use of the word "open" made her pussy ache for Richard's cock. Where was he? How had he gotten up without waking her?
Caitlin went to her closet and found a new outfit there--a shortish, flippy black skirt, black tights and pumps, a black, satin demi-cup bra and a fitted pink linen shirt. Simple, business casual attire, something like what she would wear to work. Hardly the outfit of high adventure. Caitlin colored herself perplexed.
She dressed, did her make-up, and at 9:57, she picked up the envelope and sat down on the edge of the bed to wait for the clock numbers to turn.
They were the longest three minutes of her life so far.
At 10AM on the nose, Caitlin opened the envelope.
"Happy birthday, my love," said the note inside. "If you want your present, you will have to solve a series of riddles and overcome a series of obstacles. Your obedience and resolve will be tested. Remember that each clue holder speaks and acts with my authority, and do not be afraid. At the end, however, I promise that the present will be well worth opening.
"If you get lost or confused, call this number.
"Your first clue: her lips are pink, her house is blue, and she holds your second clue."
Caitlin's heart tripped, and suddenly her mouth was dry.
What in hell was Richard up to?
Lara, Caitlin's coworker, had bought a blue house three blocks away just a few months ago. Richard and Lara had never really hit it off, she thought, but maybe...
It was a lovely spring day, so Caitlin decided to walk the three blocks to Lara's house. If it looked like she was home, maybe then she'd ring the doorbell. If not... well, then, she'd misinterpreted Richard's note. She checked the phone number printed at the bottom of the paper--she didn't recognize it.
Lara's car was in the driveway when Caitlin walked up, so she rang the doorbell. The door opened to reveal an out of breath Lara in pink satin pajamas that revealed the outline of her wide nipples. Caitlin stared at her coworker, wide-eyed. Lara wore soft, glossy pink lipstick, and was staring back.
"Happy birthday, Caitlin!" Lara said breathlessly, then grabbed her hand and pulled her inside.
"Hi," Caitlin said, nervous and unable to keep from darting glances at the outline of Lara's nipples. Her breasts were fantastic. She'd never seen her coworker without a bra before...
Caitlin snapped her attention back to reality. Lara was smiling at her, and holding out another envelope. "Open after you get to first base," it read.
Caitlin took the envelope curiously and stared at it. "First base?" she asked. "Am I supposed to head over to the softball field?"
"No, silly," Lara said, and then suddenly she had taken Caitlin into her arms and had joined Caitlin's lips to her own.
Caitlin froze as her lips were engulfed in intense, wet softness; then Lara's hands came around her neck and Lara's tongue slid into her mouth, and Caitlin responded eagerly with a groan.
The kiss was hot and slick, and over all too soon. Caitlin was barely able to take in all the sensations before Lara had pulled back and was looking into her eyes.
Caitlin's hand flew to her lips. "Wha--?"
"First base, Caitlin," Lara said huskily. "Happy birthday. I've wanted to give you that for a long time."
"You have?"
"Oh, yeah," Lara said. "Thank your husband for me." She grinned.
"How did you--"
"That last work party," Lara said, blushing. "I was tipsy and he caught me staring at your tits, and it wasn't hard to suss out that we share similar admiration for..." she was staring at Caitlin's breasts.
"I see," Caitlin said weakly.
"Was that your first girl kiss?" Lara asked.
"Yes," Caitlin said.
Lara sidled closer. "Do you think that was your last?"
"I don't know..."
Lara's arms were around her again, and this time, Caitlin kissed back with appreciation, enjoying the softness of Lara's lips, the lushness of the female body pressed into her own. Caitlin felt a spurt of sudden moistness between her legs, and she clutched Lara as though drowning.
It wasn't like kissing a man, not at all, but it was exactly the way Caitlin had imagined kissing would be, when she was a girl. Not only that, it was the sort of kiss Caitlin suspected she gave. Not necessarily the kind of kiss she'd want all the time, but--
"Sorry," Lara said, breaking away. "Really, really sorry."
"No, don't be," Caitlin said, and stared at her coworker, bemused.
Lara stared back.
"Well?" Lara asked.
"Well what?"
"You got to first base," Lara pointed out.
"True." She opened the envelope, and read out loud. "Number two: Columbus sailed the ocean blue in..." She paused and looked up. "Fourteen-hundred and ninety-two." Caitlin paled and blushed alternately for a moment.
"What is it?" Lara asked.