Ted came rushing up to me at the athletic club.
"Follow me buddy, you have got to see this. You fucking won't believe it," he laughed.
We stepped into the coffee shop at the club and Ted told me the lead up story to what he was about to show me.
"So I stopped at the market the other day. You know the one close to where you guys live," he added.
"Yak, you mean the one where you accosted my wife in her car," I snarled.
"Yak, that's the one," he chuckled. "Well anyway, you remember I told you about the cute little chick who had come out of the store when I was, ah..." he paused clamoring for how to phrase his words.
"When you were fucking my wife's mouth," I suggested snidely.
"Yak, well ah yak... Anyway remember I told you haw she sat in her car staring at what we were doing the whole time and how when I had ah..." another how to phrase it moment. "When I had finished in Debbie's mouth, I had fallen back against the block wall with my junk hanging out, and your wife drove off leaving me exposed, just leaning back against the wall with my wet dick hanging there?"
He continued, "Well anyway, that chick just sat there with her mouth hanging open, staring at my wet cock for the longest time. So I kind of grabbed my dick and gave it a shake and started to move toward her car. I was like, ok you're next," he chuckled. Well she started her car and was gone like in a flash," he laughed.
"So anyway," he continued excitedly, "I was at that same store just picking up a few items and who should I see, but this same chick. She spotted me about the same time I spotted her. The first thing she does is look at my crotch."
"No shit," I said.
"Well she may be looked at me for a second, but then her eyes dropped right to my dick man. And she got real red." He laughed.
"So of course, my cock kind of came alive when she looked at it. I was commando as I always am, and wearing sweats, so I know she could see my package." He laughed.
"Well she spins her cart and shoots off in a different direction," he chuckled.
"I keep shopping. I am looking at this and that, minding my own business, just pushing my cart," he laughed."And I spot her again, like she was peeking around a corner and ogling my cock again," he chuckled. "I glance in her direction and she ducks back."
"I mean this shit went on for quite a while. Every time I looked around, it seemed like there she was peeking over this display or that corner and always looking at my cock. By this time man, it was hard for me to hide my hard on," he laughed.
"So I turn down this one aisle and who do I bump into head on?" he said.
"Her?" I volunteered.
"Almost a head on collision man," he laughed. "Well she is totally beet red and stammering and stuttering some kind of apology for running into me, and I laughed," he said.
"I told her it was my fault for not looking before I came around the corner, and I gave her a big ass smile." He said
"Then I figured what the hell, and I grabbed my cock through my sweats and gave it a shake or two and said, I know what you want," he laughed.
"No shit!" I exclaimed.
"Well I figured what the fuck, that was always where she was staring, so I went for it." He chuckled.
"Well her mouth dropped open and she stared right at my hard cock as I kept shaking it in my sweat pants. Oh she tried to look away, but her eyes kept coming back to the big guy," he laughed.
"Suddenly it's like she realized what she was doing and BOOM. She had her cart in reverse and was backing up lickedy split man, as soon as she realized what she was doing, staring and all," he laughed.
"I yelled to her to wait in her car for me, and that I would be right out," he snorted in laughter.
"Holy shit, no shit!" I laughed.
"I'm not shitting you man, but the best is yet to come," he chuckled.
"Don't tell me..." I paused.