I can't imagine an officer, at least one like me, ending up in a situation like this. It was humiliating...and strangely erotic. There I was, tied to a beautiful woman, both of us down to our unmentionables, while she rode me like a two-bit stripper and I tried my best not to embarrass myself by losing it right in my boxers.
Oh, right, you probably wanna know how this thing started. Well, a few weeks ago we got a kid fresh out of the academy -- Julie Sanders. There were two good things about Julie's arrival: For one, I wasn't the kid on the force anymore, and two, I now had the finest looking partner at the station. My old partner had retired a week before Julie got here. Although he was a salty cop, I didn't learn much from him as I was a goof-off and he had stopped giving a shit by that point. I can't blame him. There's not much to do in this town except keep the kids from spitting on the sidewalk. That's why I'm about as competent as Barney fuckin' Fife and I still have a job.
That's where Julie and me, Frank Grimes, are different. For me, the force is a way of putting a TV dinner on the table, for her, it's a way of life. Julie doesn't belong in this town, she should be out cracking some dirtbags' skulls down in the city. She was serious about this whole thing -- even what little paperwork I had to do she finished for me in a quarter the time. Now there wasn't a whole lot to do except daydream about how much I wanted her. She was feisty, a really sharp girl. Not to mention that whatever that karate shit she did every day kept her so fit. I could tell even with the modest uniform.
I don't know what she would see in a fuck-up like me, though. The one time I made a move went something like this:
"Hey, Julie, do you wanna grab a cup of coffee at lunch?"
"What's that, Frank?"
"Oh, uh, I just asked if you could grab me a cup of coffee at lunch...you know, if you're going down to Starbucks?"
Anyway, enough about all that bullshit. We got a call one day to this mansion by the hills. There's a few of them there, mostly summer homes for middle-aged lawyers and middle-tier businessmen. Apparently, there was a break-and-enter at one and the alarm went off, but no call to the station. The owners were probably away. We walked up and rang the bell, figuring the cat had set off the alarm. No reply. After trying that for a few minutes, we decided to break open the door.
"Police, open up!" Julie yelled. No response once again, so she kicked the door in. Neither of us expected what happened next. As we walked in, fully prepared for an empty house, a shot ricocheted off the floor right next to my feet. We both gasped a little bit, then drew our weapons.
"Put your guns down," came a voice from inside the parlor we were standing in. I looked to my right as some skinhead-looking thug pointed a pistol at us. As we spun to face him, another shot ricocheted off the floor. I jumped and my gun flew from my hand. Well, I can't say I expected any better of myself. At least Julie knew how to keep her cool, I thought. It didn't matter, though.
"Well, since one of you has already done as I asked, how about you as well, little lady." Julie's expression of exasperation turned to one of determination as she stared the thug down. She was too proud to give it up,even though these were probably small time out-of-towners with balls too big for their brains looking to get away with some jewelry and a big screen TV.
"Look, I've got my boys up there ready to shoot, but I don't wanna have to kill nobody." Finally, she set her gun on the floor and kicked it away.
"Well, well, looky here. We've got a couple of cops and nothing to do with them," the thug said as his "boys" stepped down from the balcony and picked up our guns. "Hey, all that stuff you got...those badges and uniforms might come in handy. Why don't you take 'em off?"
"You can't be serious." Julie said almost timidly. Actually having to pull a gun was a new experience for both of us. Now this was getting ridiculous, like something you see in a movie. But I didn't give a shit at this point, I just wanted to get out alive. I was out of my shirt and jacket and lowering my pants when I looked over and saw Julie still fully clothed with a sheepish look on her face.
"Come on, let's just get our asses home in one piece," I whispered to her.
"We can remove your uniform for you, if you'd prefer," the thug said. At that, she threw off her jacket and quickly unbuttoned her shirt and threw it off as well. Her pants came next as they slithered down her toned legs.
"Now let's get you two tied up." One of the burglars pulled a few lengths of rope from the fancy curtains while the other one brought a chair out to us. "You, sit down."
I did as instructed and sat in the chair. "Good, now you sit in his lap." Julie scowled as she walked up to me. One of the burglars hit her on the back with the butt of his gun so she fell onto my lap. My hands were locked in my own cuffs -- the same happened to her. They tied our midsections together and to the chair with the length of the ropes. As they cinched each one, it drew our bodies together and drove her crotch into mine.
"Let's finish this job." The burglars walked off. I shut my eyes hard and opened them, expecting to wake up in my bed. But no, here I was strapped to the object of my desire, both of us in our underwear. I wished this were a dream -- then I couldn't be held accountable for my actions. She had a maroon set of bra and panties on along with elegant black stockings. I tried not to stare, but the ropes held her chest damn close to eye level.
"Do you always wear this to work?" I blurted out.
"No, I have a date tonight and -- dammit, Frank! This isn't the time to be interrogating me about my underwear! We need to find a way to call for help."