S.P.E.R.T. - the Supernatural/Paranormal Emergency Response Team
Antoinette (Toni) Todd - Leader of the team
(Holy) Hannah Harvey - The medium (who is extra-large, her initials are on all her bras)
Cassandra (Sister) Christian - The believer trained in religious rites, practices, and positions, especially the missionary one
Delilah Lillian Doe (Dee Dee) - Case manager, researcher, can't understand why everyone laughs when she signs her name 'Dee L. Doe'
Marilyn Sparks - Tech expert, likes to watch, can make anything with batteries vibrate
(WRITER'S NOTE - There's a pretty big set up before the sexual stuff, but it does get there.)
Case #001
It all began in the Eighties with horror flicks, comic books, and an old friend with an odd problem. Robby Charles was my best male friend through high school. Cue the ebony and ivory jokes. He was the big comic book geek who liked horror and sci-fi movies. He was the one that pointed out that I had the same name as the star of 'Candyman'. I drifted into the real world paranormal and he became a comic book guy. It was the day after Christmas 1991 when we ran into each other on one of my infrequent trips home. There was never anything romantic between us or anything like that and we just lost touch after I went off to college. I was taking a walk to cool down after getting the 'When are you going to learn something useful at college or find a man to take care of you' speech from my Father.
"It can't be... Toni?"
I turned and there was Robby, at least I thought it was Robby. He'd lost an easy fifty pounds, but he looked a lot older, very haggard.
"Robby Charles! I was thinking of trying to call you before I left. How are you?"
"I can't believe you are here today! Something are just meant to be, I guess..."
"Ummm, you must know something I don't, old buddy. What's up?"
"I wanted to get a hold of you, but I didn't want you to think I was crazy..."
"Dude, I KNOW you're crazy and have for a long time!" I smiled and went to hug him. He backed away with his hands up like I was going to hit him.
"No! Don't come near me!"
"Robby, what's wrong?"
"I know you believe in ghosts and haunted houses and stuff. How about a haunted person?"
"You're haunted?"
"Oh, yeah. Remember when you came over to my house when we were, what, in tenth grade?"
"The stairs."
"Right. Nobody around and you swore somebody pushed you down the stairs. The whole 'just a silly kid' thing..."
"I knew it was more than that, but I didn't know enough about it then. It was one of the weird things that inspired me to become a paranormal investigator. You were so freaked out about me almost getting hurt that I never felt comfortable bringing it up again. You never let me come back. What do you know now?"
"I don't know anything, but I met a lady that seems to think she knows something though."
I frowned, there are a lot of frauds out there who try to take advantage of desperate people and Robby was my friend. Before I could say anything, he cut me off.
"I know what you're thinking. She's a friend of a friend that shops at my store. He told her some stuff and she volunteered to check things out for free, she doesn't charge to help people. I don't know this stuff, Toni, I know special effects."
"Who is it? Maybe I've heard of her?"
"Her name is Hannah Harvey and her card says she is a medium. My friend joked that she should be at least an extra-large, so I guess she's a big lady."
"Never heard of her. When are you supposed to meet her?"
"Tomorrow at closing time at the shop. I don't want to spring anything weird on Mom."
"Want some company, for old time's sake?"
"That would be great, it's like a miracle you being here!"
"So, obviously my stair incident wasn't an isolated event?"
"I guess there were lots of little things that I just never really paid attention to and not all bad. Remember we used to joke that I had a guardian angel because of some of the crazy stuff that happened around me. When I talked to her on the phone, a lot of stuff started kind of fitting together. She thinks I'm haunted by someone who is obsessed with me. Over the years, there were a couple of similar things like the stairs that happened with girls I got close to. I had a few issues over it as you can probably tell. Depression and prescription drugs did a number on me, but I got through it once I realized there was something really messing with me."
"Any suspects?"
"That's the weirdest part. Who's dead? I don't have any relatives that have passed in my lifetime. Nobody we were in school with that I can think of... I mean you're the closest thing to a girl friend I had though high school. I went on a few dates, but nothing serious and besides, the stairs thing was years ago."
"So, she thinks it's what?"
"She wants to see me and find out. The only thing she threw out was maybe a spirit had me mistaken for someone else?"
"Maybe? I am pretty stumped myself. If it started with me, that's pretty strange. You weren't all that lovable back then!"
"Oh, gee, thanks. This is the kind of support I should have expected!"
And we both cracked up. "I'll be at your store around 7!"
The next day, as luck would have it, I beat Hannah to the store, so I was standing right next to poor Robby when his friend led her in the store.
"HOLY...Uh, you must be Hannah, I mean Ms. Harvey...", Robby sputtered.
"Don't worry, I get that a lot."
"'Holy' Hannah Harvey kinda fits... I am Robby's friend, Toni Todd. I've studied the paranormal quite a bit and am working on starting a group. He asked me to come and help. He'll get his eyes back in his head and off of his tongue in a minute or two and speak for himself. He's always had a weakness for, for what you have a lot of actually."
Describing Hannah is easy. She's a little less than average height, red hair, pretty face, actually a slight build with little bit extra on the waist, hips, and butt, and the biggest set of breasts I've ever seen. I found myself wondering how she could stand up straight. But before Robby could fully regain some composure, things started happening. First of all, her mammoth breasts seemed to jerk her around to her left. It was not like she turned quickly, it looked like they pulled her. Secondly, the wire holding the large model of the Millennium Falcon that was hanging over the counter and almost directly over Hannah's head snapped.
I think Robby must have suspected something was going to happen because I had never seen him react that fast before. He jumped up, grabbed it right over her head, and threw it toward the door like he was hurling Captain America's shield. The model shattered on impact.
"Well, I guess somebody is trying to send ME a message, huh?", Hannah sighed.
After assuring the boys that she was okay, they went to clean up the mess while I chatted with Hannah.
"Ms. Harvey, did I see your chest shift hard left just before the Falcon fell?"
"Call me Hannah. You must be observant, that's a must in paranormal investigation. It's a gift. My boobs are extremely sensitive to spirits, drawn to them actually. I also channel spirits on occasion."
"No offense, but that's the craziest thing I've ever heard."
"Try to live with them, 44 double H bombs that have a mind of their own!"
Before I could respond, Robby's friend left and we needed to settle down and try to get some answers. Hannah explained the she was going to go into a trance and see if she could contact the spirit that was haunting Robby. Even though she was certain it had left, she hoped to get something from it. Her brow furrowed with intense concentration for about three minutes. Then, she spoke.
"She is gone from here and I could not reach her, but I 'saw' an image. She was pretty, average build, straight black hair around shoulder blade length, darkish skin, and my best guess looked to be late teens, but everything about her screamed late 1970s?"
Robby looked confused and I was no help. It rang no bells for me.
"Think, Mr. Charles, she wears tragedy like a shroud. Is there anyone who cared about you that died in the late 1970s that could possibly fit that description?"
"Wait a minute. Amber, she committed suicide around that time period, but that's crazy."
At the same time, Hannah and I said, "Who is Amber?"
"Well, when I was a kid, I always bugged the people at Parks' Pharmacy about the comic books. Amber Parks was the daughter of the owner and she helped out there. She was probably six years older than me. She was really nice and pretty. She'd call my house to let Mom know to tell me the new comics showed up and I'd run straight there after school. She would wait to put them up until I got there, so I'd get first crack at them and I'd help her stock the spinner rack. She always said I could be her boyfriend as soon as I was old enough..."
"I remember you telling me about the comics, but you never mentioned you had an older woman on the sly!"
"Geez, Toni, it wasn't like that. I was 12, she was 18. Anyway, after a year or so, she started being unhappy. Some drama with a real boyfriend, they said, and then, she got into drugs. I remember seeing her that last time through the window before I went in. She looked miserable and I was just a kid, but I knew something was wrong. When I walked in the door, she lit up and seemed fine. I actually got up the nerve to hug her and thank her for being so cool to me because she was a grown woman and I was just a kid. She said I wasn't 'just' a kid, that I was the coolest kid she'd ever met, and that she just wished I could grow up faster."
"That almost sounds twisted," Hannah said, "She never tried anything with you, did she?"
"No! The world was a lot different back then, she was no pervert, if that's what you're implying. I was a polite kid, her Dad nicknamed me 'Amber's Little Gentleman' because I always tried to help and I'd hold the door for ladies and help them with their bags and stuff. After she died, he said that last few weeks that the only thing that got her out of bed to come into work was when the comics showed up because she was going to make sure that I was taken care of."
"Robby, I hate to ask, but you've got to tell us what happened to Amber."
He hung his head low and continued in a low voice, as sad as I've ever heard, "That next morning, the one after I hugged her, she went out on the roof of the drug store, got high on something, and decided to fly. She didn't get very far."