Sometimes things happen that you don't want to happen. That's bad enough, but it's especially irritating when the whole thing is your fault. Not just because you made a silly error, but because you knew you'd stuffed up and just went on compounding the error.
It all started simply enough. I was sunbathing in my backyard. OK, admittedly I was sunbathing nude, but what the hell? Nobody was overlooking the yard and I wasn't expecting any visitors, so why not?
Now, obviously, if I was sunbathing, it was hot. A bit too hot, I found it after a while, so I went inside to get a cold drink. I poured myself a glass of coke and then wandered around the house, sucking on my straw and making a note of what housework I should be doing. Not that I intended doing it right then, just making a note for future work.
While I was doing this the doorbell rang. I was near the door so naturally enough I opened it to see who it was. It's this kid from the local store, delivering my groceries. Well, when I say kid I guess I should say young man. He was driving around so I knew he was at least eighteen. It's just that he seemed like a kid to me, me being a good year older. Everyone knows women mature faster than men.
I opened the wire door as usual and asked him to take them through to the kitchen for me. Geez, he gave me the strangest look as he walked past; I couldn't understand it. Then, just like that, I could. I was wandering around starkers and had completely overlooked that little fact. The only thing to do was bluff it out.
Actually, it was rather funny. I followed him down to the kitchen and after he put the groceries down he was looking everywhere but at me.
"What's wrong, kid?" I said, probably with a bit of a taunt in my voice. "Haven't you ever seen a nudist before?"
He just shrugged, non-committal, which was probably his smartest move. Then I decided to rub it in a little. The open bottle of coke was still on the table. I quite deliberately picked it up and, turning around, I bent over and put it in the fridge, flashing my pussy at him and silently laughing.
He was flushed and holding the account in his hand. I took it off him and then reached for my purse. Somehow I managed to drop it, requiring me to bend down and pick it up. This time I was side on, so he didn't see my pussy again, but my breasts are fine, and he would have seen the full curve of them as I bent over.
I pulled out the cash for the bill and his tip and handed it to him. He politely thanked me and then, would you believe it, he had the gall to reprimand me.
"You know, ma'am," he said, "you really shouldn't have invited me into the house with you dressed like that. It's most unwise."
That little turd. How dare he reprimand me or give me pointers on how to behave?
"Don't you mean undressed like this," I said sweetly. "It's my house and I'll do what I fucking like. Besides, it's just you and what are you going to do. I'm quite capable of fighting off a man if he gets a bit frisky."
I put a nasty little emphasis on the word man, implying that he didn't count.
"Anyway, you have your money so feel free to leave now."
He politely nodded and turned to go. Then he stopped and turned back to face me. I suspect that he just wanted one last look but no, he wanted to be insulting again.
"Ah, there's milk in with those groceries. Do you want to put that in the fridge before I leave?" he asked, and I couldn't believe how suggestive he made that sound.
Well, I wasn't taking that sort of challenge lying down. Bending over, maybe. I just reached for the milk, lifted it out of the bag and turned and placed it in the fridge.
Big mistake. The next thing I know there's a hand resting on my back and the swine is pushing his cock between my legs. The position I was in I was a sitting duck and he was pushing into me and I couldn't do a damn thing. What was worse, that carrying on naked in front of him had been exciting and had got me aroused and he was pushing in deep a damn sight too easily for my peace of mind.
"You stop that," I squealed at him. "How dare you."
He laughed. The swine actually laughed at me.
"That's your idea of fighting off a man who becomes a little frisky?" he asked. "Ah, how effective do you normally find it?"
"You just take it out," I raged. "Who do you think you are?"
"Um, right now I think I'm the one in the dominant position," he said. "However, seeing you ask so nicely. . ."
With that he whipped his cock out so fast I almost expected to hear it pop like a withdrawn cork. I bounce upright, turning to face him.
"How dare you do such a thing," I yelled, only to find he was ignoring me.
Well, not ignoring me so much as ignoring what I was saying. His hands were on my breasts and he was backing me up to the table.
"OK, we'll try that again," he says. "Let's see if you have any better luck with a frisky man now that you're facing him."