"Ughhh...great, now what?"
Diego looked around and saw that he was on a small rowboat in the middle of a large body of water. The boat had no oars and there were no other means of propelling it. There also seemed to be no land masses within miles of where he was.
He stuck his hand in the water and tasted it. It was salty. "Am I out at sea?" he asked himself.
The water was completely placid, so it couldn't be the ocean, but he knew of no saltwater lakes that were this massive. There was quite literally nothing in the distance besides a cloudy, gloomy sky and an endless expanse of saltwater.
As he was taking all this in, he felt a breeze. He looked down at himself and he realized he was naked once more. "Of course." he said with a sigh. "Why wouldn't I be naked at this point?"
As he took all this in, he wondered what the point of this one was. "So far every one of these had me naked in public in some fashion...but there's no one for miles here. I don't see the point of-"
Suddenly, he felt the boat move slightly in the water. He could see ripples in the water, as if there was something swimming around him. He looked and only saw a shadow of some fish like creature. "
Oh god....what could this be?
"
He looked down at this creature as it swam. It looked humanoid in appearance but was swimming around like a fish. As he was trying to figure out what this creature was, he felt something splash him. He turned around and saw something dip back into the water before he could register what it was.
As he was soaking wet and somewhat cold, he realized that whatever was in the water, wasn't alone. Soon enough a few shapes could be seen in the water. That's when he saw one of them pop their head out of the water.
It was...a woman? A beautiful redhead with blue eyes and a fair complexion. She could be a dead ringer for a certain Disney princess. Diego was stunned. What was a woman doing swimming out in the middle of the lake/ocean/undetermined body of water?
That's when she started to giggle. As he stood up, he wondered what she could be giggling at. He traced where her eyes were looking at realized the
small
mistake he made in standing up.
Ducking back down in the boat to cover himself, he blushed as red as her hair. "Hehe, hey there, Diego!"
"Uh...hello. How do you know my name?"
"I just do..."
"...right. Uh, so what's your name?"
"I'm Ariel."
"No you're not! Trust me, legally, you are not!"
"But I am."
"No, because considering how everything has gone so far, you're far too young to be here!"
"Maybe I'm an older version."
"Maybe! But trust me when I say the powers that be will not take that as an excuse. I do not want to take that chance. Besides, I heard Ariel was black now."
"I sure am!" said a voice behind him.
"WHAT!?" he said turning around to see who said that.
Behind him, in the water, was a woman with a black skintone, also with red hair, but it was a more darker shade of red.
"You're Ariel as well, then?"
"Yup."
"Ok...I haven't seen the live action movie, but I'm sure you're the same age as her and therefore both of you need to go. Besides, I swore that you both were married at this point."
"Maybe, we never met him." said both "Ariels".
"Maybe,
I don't care!
Now unless either of you know where the nearest island or bit of civilization is, leave me alone so I can...I don't know, die of dehydration or something."
"Why would you want that?"
"Cause this is a dream and dying is how I escape it....I think."
"Well then wouldn't that mean that since we aren't rea-"
"
DO NOT EVEN START WITH THAT.
"
Both Ariels suddenly looked rather upset. "Hmmph, well it's not like we didn't try."
"Oh well, time for plan B."
Suddenly both Ariels turned into a puff of smoke and in their place were two very familiar performers.
"I knew something was up!"
"What gave it away, Teenie Weenie Boy?" said Demona, who looked like a standard sea shell bra wearing mermaid. Her tail seemed to have glowing light-like lures on them.
"Yeah, I thought you had a crush on Ariel!" added The Unpronounceable One. Diego assumed it was her. He recognized her voice, even if she looked like a kraken like octopus woman rather than a mermaid.
Diego stammered and blushed at bit before responding. "I...uh...when I was younger sure. But you know...I think she's cute but that's as far as I'd go. She's a cartoon character anyway so, its not like she'd ever kiss me or anything...like that. Not that I'd accept cause I'm much older now. "
"What if you were still younger?"
"If I was younger...." he said, blushing redder and getting a blissful look on his face thinking about it. But then he heard them chuckle a bit and snapped out of it. "Shut up! What was the point of that whole thing anyway!?"
"We wanted you to jump in the water."
"So turning into both versions of my childhood crush was your big plan there?"
"We thought you'd jump at the chance to catch a mermaid with that little piece of bait."
"Well, I have a bit more restraint than that, so there!"
"Fair enough, looks like we gotta do this the hard way."
That's when both Demona and the Unpronounceable One whistled and suddenly a bunch of mermaids popped their heads above the surface. "Drag em down, girls!"
They all made a beeline for the boat and and started trying to flip it over. He tried to fight them back but there were far too many and the boat flipped, sending him into the drink.
He flailed as he tried to keep his head above the surface, but that's when a few of them grabbed his legs and pulled him under! He held his breath as he looked around. The water was so deep he couldn't see the bottom. As the mermaids swarmed him he tried to push them away.
Some of them looked like the standard sea-shelled bra type of mermaid but there were also ones that looked more like sirens, others looked more like a female creature of the black lagoon type deal or a female octopus like woman.
One even looked like a kappa. She in particular taunted him about the tasty little mini-cucumber between his legs. He was slowly running out of breath. But that's when he remembered. "
Wait, drowning is dying. YES! Time to get out of here!