W has retired, and wants to keep it that way. But forces beyond his control call him away from his beloved lake for another adventure.
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CHAPTER ONE
Call of Duty
I never thought I would retire. But then I never thought that I would get old. In the business I am in there aren't many old people. That's because sooner or later your luck runs out. For many people that is sooner. But even if your luck holds out, eventually you get too slow... or Karma, or whatever you want to call it rears up and bites you in the ass. Now that most of my friends and associates are retired... or dead... and their replacements look like someone who just wandered away from a fraternity or sorority party, I have decided it is time to hang up my guns and my lathes and mills and just enjoy my lake property.
Of course, when you have supplied as many people with interesting erotic machines for as long as I have, you have a lot of very rich and powerful people who want you to make "just one more." I always politely refuse them and turn them over to Juan and Juanita. Both Juan and Juanita have been working with me at the shop for many years. J&J Exotic Machines have access to all of my old designs and have come up with some interesting new ones. J&J Exotic Machines operates out of my shop here at the lake. They live in a rather modest small home which I... actually we... built several years ago alongside the big barn that has been one of my major manufacturing sites off and on for many years.
I have already contingency deeded all of the land plus the lake to Juan & Juanita. Their names are on the deed, but I retain full control until I shuffle off this mortal coil, as Shakespear said it. I have most of my other properties set up in trusts for various people. My lawyers will have a very good year financially when they have to settle my estate. The only codicil in the deed for this property is that the ancient, round hunting cabin on the far side of the lake must be kept in proper condition in perpetuity.
I don't plan on doing any shuffling in the near future, so there are also two other houses built near my lake home. They were built when I had to rebuild the lake house after the Monty brothers tried to eliminate me and the entire Inner Circle of The Society. My primary techno-nerd, Boris, actually Barry, and Natasha were also on the hit list. Because all five of the Monty brothers' names started with a W, Boris quipped that "the W brothers have declared war on W." With Boris and Natasha's help... and the help of her KGB father... I won that war. I gave Barry and Natasha the Bald Knob safehouse and a trust fund to maintain the place and keep them on the payroll. That weird-ass fortress is heaven for a paranoid geek like Barry/Boris and his lovely wife, Natasha.
One of those two new houses here at my lake property is for the captain of my personal bodyguards. He and his family live there. There is a basement play room for the kids which doubles as a heavily-armored safe room... just in case. The other house is actually a multi-bedroom barracks for a squad of eight very well-trained men and women, three of which are always on duty. The Monty brothers aren't the only people who would like to perhaps act as dance master as I shuffle off this mortal coil. The bodyguards are well-paid, and they know that I have a contract with another special firm run by Sam Two Feathers to help them avoid temptations. That contract pays off in case of my natural death, but goes into force in case any of my security detail betrays me. That triggers a one million dollar payoff to the man who takes out my betrayer or betrayers. All of my detail know the conditions of that contract and have met Sam Two Feathers. They are very familiar with his work and have great respect for him. They don't show it, of course, but inwardly they are scared shitless of him. If a setup like that sounds paranoid, it's not. You aren't paranoid if there are very rich, very powerful people out there trying to get you. And just because you are retired, that doesn't mean they stop trying.
I was watching the sunset from my back deck when an alarm sounded on my cellphone. It was from my security captain. I answered the phone and a firm, clipped voice said, "Vehicle on access road. No indication of threat. Will advise." I answered, "Roger," and set down the phone.
A few minutes later the video system from the main gate came up on the monitor that doubles as a TV out on the deck. A black Mercedes Maybach S 650 Armored state limousine had stopped at the gate. That got my attention. Then all of the darkened windows rolled down and two people... the only passengers... got out of the back seat. One was Master Tyrone, Grand Master Emeritus of The Society. The other was Mistress Lacy McGrath, Chief Mistress of the Mansion Club. The chauffeur opened his door and the passenger side door, but didn't bother to get out of the car. Master Tyrone was beginning to show his age. So was Lacy. I had heard that she had retired as head of the special branch of Homeland Security which dealt with "unique cases," but was still chief Mistress of the Mansion Club. Master Tyrone was no longer the Chief Master of The Society, but was still on the Inner Circle. Watching them turn slowly around with their hands held up and out from their bodies, I knew that there was something terribly important... or terribly wrong... if both Tyrone and Lacy felt they needed to drive all the way out here to see me.
I triggered a special code on my watch and said, "Occupants cleared. Maintain surveillance on car and driver." A few moments later I watched as one of my black-clad security people rolled up to the gate on a black Gator ATV. The front hood of the Gator said "Security" in large silver letters. On my phone with special filters there was also a large W emblazoned on the hood that didn't normally show. That expensive detail, known only to me and the special shop that did the detailing on the Gator, was just in case someone got past my regular security and attempted to approach the house in a fake black Gator. I know that is a really paranoid touch, but bringing a fake Gator through the woods is exactly what I would do if I wanted to infiltrate this compound.
The Gator stopped at the gate and one of my female bodyguards stepped out onto the ground. As trained, she had stopped so that she was shielded from the car itself by the massive stone wall. Then she opened a metal cover and inserted a key into an electronic lock. There are only four of those keys. Two of them are with me in the house. One is with the Captain, and one is on a special hook in the barracks. No one but me... and Boris... knows it, but lifting that key off of its hook signals me on my phone. And when the Captain's key leaves his house it also signals me. A final touch suggested by Boris is that when the metal cover is lifted that puts a different alarm on my phone. Again, that sounds like paranoid overkill, but there is no way someone can hack my front gate. Drive through it with a large truck or a tank, yes, but open it surreptitiously, no.
I used the intercom to call down to the kitchen. "Two visitors arriving. Most likely one coffee and one tea. Bring them out to the back deck please."
Martha is a great housekeeper, a marvelous cook, and a former Navy Seal. Her wounds in action forced early retirement but she keeps her skills up. And no, there are no romantic entanglements between her and me... nor between me and her companion, Dolores, who functions as my secretary. They have living quarters off the kitchen with separate entrance, security, wifi, and high-speed internet. They like to use one of the boats to go over to the old hunting cabin on the other side of the lake and go skinny-dipping... among other things.
Martha ushered Master Tyrone and Mistress Lacy out onto the deck. She gestured to the two chairs opposite me at the table and then set down two cups. "Coffee, black," she said with a smile as she set the cup in front of Master Tyrone, "and tea, lemon but no sugar," she added as she set the cup in front of Mistress Lacy.
Both said, "Thank you," and Martha returned to the kitchen area.
"I see you haven't gotten sloppy or careless in retirement," Master Tyrone said in his deep, but very crisp voice.
I pointed out at the mountains, "They haven't retired," I said firmly. Then I added flatly, "But I have." I paused for a moment before asking "So, what brings you two not yet retired people out here to see me?"
It was Lacy who answered. "Mistress Ramala has been... captured," she said with a strange look on her face.
"Captured?" I asked.
"Another one of those damned tribal conflicts," Master Tyrone said angrily, well as angrily as he ever gets. I could tell from the tension in his body and the way he clipped his words that this disturbed him greatly.
"I'm retired," I answered in what I hoped was a firm voice.
"She knew something was coming," Mistress Lacy said softly. "She, her daughters, and the daughters of several very prominent and powerful people took shelter in a cave that only Mistress Ramala knew about."
"Unfortunately," Master Tyrone continued "one of those girls was the daughter of the General who led the coup. She had a tracking beacon on her and triggered it when they started for the cave. Mistress Ramala and all sixteen of those girls are now hostages.
"I'm retired," I again said. Then I added hopefully, "I really want to keep it that way."
"Mistress Ramala specifically asked for you," Mistress Lacy said in an overly-calm voice. "She made a satellite phone call just before the General's troops arrived at the cave. Her specific words were, "I have been betrayed. Only an unarmed W can help me now."