This is the story of how I lost my virginity in the presence of my entire family, and none of them even noticed. It occurred shortly after I graduated from high school. Me (my name is Liz), my older brother (his name is Jason), and my parents all decided to go camping for our summer vacation. My parents allowed me and my brother to bring one friend each. Naturally, I choose to bring Kaitlin, my best friend from high school. Jason choose to bring Liam, a friend of his from college. The six of us piled into my parents' minivan, and we drove up the west coast to have a wilderness adventure.
I'm not sure if you've ever been to British Columbia, Canada. But there's nothing there! Just rocks and trees and water. At least, that's how it was near our campsite. My parents forced me and my brother to leave our smartphones at home, so after a few days of reading books, my brother began to get bored.
The only thing more annoying than a bored older brother is a bored older brother and his friend. Soon my brother and Liam started harassing me and Kaitlin for fun. My brother would steal my novel and threaten to throw it in the campfire. Kaitlin would try to help me by stealing Jason's sandals as ransom. Then Liam would throw Kaitlin's hat it in the lake. I'd try to throw Liam's frisbee in the lake. Then my brother would try to grab Liam's frisbee out of my hands before I could throw it, and we'd end up having a big wrestling match.
Of course, as soon as things became physical, me and Kaitlin would instantly lose. My brother and Liam were way stronger. It was totally unfair. It was even more unfair when Liam started taunting me with pokes and tickles while my brother held my arms. Kaitlin tried to help me as best she could, but ultimately, she was no match for two stronger guys. I got poked and tickled so much.
One morning, Kaitlin and I took my parents' canoe for a paddle around the lake.
"My brother can't follow us way out here, "I said. "We'll finally be able to have some peace."
Kaitlin laughed. "It's funny how they always go after you."
"He's my brother. He's always been annoying. Speaking of which, he still has my hairbrush. We need to figure out how to get it back."
"What about Liam, though?" Kaitlin asked.
"What about him?"
Kaitlin smiled. "I think he likes you."
I laughed. "He's four years older than me."
Kaitlin shrugged. "So what? College boys are sexy. You should totally kiss him."
"I have a boyfriend! You know that, Kaitlin."
"Yeah but you never spend time with Jeremy anymore. How long has it been since you've seen him outside of school? Three months at least? You might as well not even be dating."
I shrugged. "I guess. Sometimes I don't think Jeremy cares about me at all. He never wants to be affectionate."
"Exactly," Kaitlin said. "You should try dating a different guy. Did you notice Liam's abs when he went swimming yesterday? You could cook an egg on that boy. His butt is like..."
"Kaitlin!"
Kaitlin chuckled. "Sorry. I'll stop now."
Later that evening, we had another campfire. Every time I glanced up from my book, I caught Liam staring at me. I was pretty sure he was staring at my breasts. I thought about what Kaitlin said earlier. Maybe Liam
did
secretly like me. I was flattered to be catching the eye of an older boy. No. Liam was in college. He was a
man
. I decided to unbutton my blouse a bit too far, just to drive him crazy. And the funny thing is, it totally worked.
My brother slapped Liam on the back of the head. "Pay attention, dumbass."
"What?" Liam said.
My brother pointed at Kaitlin. "She just stole your sandals while you were staring at my sister."
Kaitlin held up Liam's sandals. "Trade for Liz's hairbrush. Otherwise I put these in the toilet!"
Liam jumped up and began to chase after Kaitlin. But Kaitlin had her shoes on, and Liam couldn't run on the gravel in his bare feet.
"I'll get her," my brother said. Then he started chasing Kaitlin, too.
Kaitlin screamed and ran towards the women's bathroom. "Help me, Liz!"
I put down my book and ran after everyone.
When I arrived at the women's bathroom, Kaitlin tossed me one of Liam's sandals. "Let's split up! They can't catch us both!"
My brother yelled at Liam, "You get my sister! I'll get Kaitlin!"
I looked up to see Liam make a hard turn and start charging towards me. It looked like he was planning to take me down with a football tackle. I darted into the women's bathroom for protection.
Liam called to me from outside. "Are you in there, Liz?"
I reached into one of the stalls and flushed the toilet. "Yes, but there's someone else in here, too." There wasn't, of course. But Liam didn't know that.
Liam laughed. "Fine. I guess you're safe for now. But you can't stay in there all night!"
After a few minutes, my brother came back. "Is Liz in the bathroom?"
"There's another woman in there," Liam said. "I heard a toilet flush."
My brother laughed. "She's probably just trying to trick you. My sister always does shit like that. I'm gonna go in and see."
"Kaitlin! Are you out there?" I called. I needed another woman to come into the bathroom so my brother had to stay out. Unfortunately, there was no response from Kaitlin.
Sure enough, my brother poked his head into the women's bathroom. "There's nobody else in here," he said to Liam. "Come on in. I'll grab her arms. You grab your sandal."
I backed into the corner when my brother and Liam came in to get me. I noticed Liam was wearing one sandal. That meant Kaitlin had already been defeated. I was tired of my brother winning every battle. I wanted my hairbrush back. This time, I was going to put up a fight.
My brother pinned my arms against the wall, and Liam tried to grab his sandal out of my hand.