My husband had some mates around to watch some silly game in TV. They'd chosen our place for two reasons. First, we had a big-ass plasma screen on the wall and second, I wouldn't be there, being scheduled to play tennis that afternoon.
I returned home from the tennis feeling rather chipper. I'd won a very close match and had advanced to the next round. This was the best I'd ever done in any of our tournaments. I might lose out in the next match, but you never know.
I arrived home, still in my tennis whites, and I looked pretty good in them if I do say so myself. Sexy white shorts and a white top, and the whiteness showed off my tan very nicely, thank you. I looked in at where the boys were watching the game and immediately became slightly irritated. There was my beloved husband totally out cold on one of the armchairs.
"What the hell?" I asked.
The three of them looked very shifty, promptly denying that they were to blame.
"It's like this," Andy said. "Brian made a bet that he could swallow a shot every time his team scored. That's the result."
Now I knew that Brian didn't have all that much tolerance for alcohol, but still.
"Ah, he's played that game before," I pointed out, "and it's never affected him like that." I pointed indignantly to my comatose husband.
"Yeah, well you gotta understand. He follows a pretty crap team and they don't get many scoring opportunities."
I conceded that this was true but it didn't explain his current state.
Andy shrugged. "They've got a new QB," (whatever a QB is) "and he put in a blinder. It turns out that the opposition are even crappier than expected and his team just piled on the score. Brian was out of it by three quarter time."
I glared at the idiot. He'd probably be out cold until the morning. The only bright side was that he'd have a hell of a hangover in the morning and I considered this a license to be as noisy as I liked. I shook my head in disgust and turned and headed down to my bedroom. I was going to shower and get changed.
Walking into the bedroom I slammed the door behind me, only to hear it hit something. I turned to find Mike had followed me into the room. Unfortunately, when I turned I found Mike was right there behind me and I just naturally took a step back. This resulted in my banging up against the bed, over-balancing, and falling flat on my back on the bed.
"So eager to see me," said Mike, moving closer to me.
"Piss off," I snapped at him. "Out, now."
Instead of doing as he was told he reached for me and started undoing the fastenings to my shorts.
"Fuck off, moron," I yelled, following up with a call for assistance. "Andy, Peter, can you come and give me a hand."
The sound of approaching feet didn't stop Mile from finishing undoing my shorts and trying to pull them down. I was hanging onto them tightly and then the boys came charging in.
"What the fuck are you doing, Mike?" Andy demanded, while at the same time I yelled to them.
"Can you take this moron and throw him out of the house, please. Preferably so that he lands on his head. Even better, so that he lands in front of a truck. A big truck."
"Geez, you seem to have pissed Katy off, Mike. What do you think you're playing at?"
"I'm just helping her get undressed," said Mike as though it was the most natural thing in the world. "I mean, like I'm the only one who's wondered what she looks like naked."
"Ha! You're not taking my clothes off for any reason," I spat at him.
"He has a point, Andy," Peter said. "I wouldn't mind seeing Katy in the altogether. You have to admit that she's got a wonderful rack."
"No, he doesn't," I quickly put in.
"Yeah, he does," agreed Andy. "I'll admit to wondering about you myself. Do you need our help with the great unveiling, Mike?"
"No. That wouldn't be fair. If I can't undress her by myself then I don't deserve to get the reward."
"Fuck off the lot of you, you perverts," I yelled. "I want you all out of the house right now."
Instead of moving Andy and Peter just stood back, laughing, as Mike jerked my shorts out of my grasp and pulled them down, taking my panties with them. He hoisted my legs into the air, pulling my things along my legs and off, whereupon he let my legs drop again.
Shorts gone he grabbed my top, pushing it up, collecting my bra along the way. It was a blasted sports bra, all elasticized with no fastenings, so it peeled off with no problems. All Mike had to do was push my arms up and top and bra popped over my head and off, leaving me completely naked.
Talk about being completely exposed. Mike was standing between my legs so absolutely everything I had was on display. Quite frankly I just lay there and fumed, not deigning to try and cover anything.
"Very nice," said Mike. "Even nicer than I expected."
"I'll go along with that," added Peter. "I see you even stripped her fur when you took her panties down."
I promptly regretted my habit of having a hairless crotch. Right now I'd rather have the biggest bush ever seen, a bush that would qualify for the Guinness Book of Records. I just gave Peter an extra nasty look.
"From the way her breasts have flattened I've gotta say that they're all natural," observed Andy. "If we want to see her rack in all its glory we really need her to stand up. Back off a bit, Mike, and give the woman room to stand."
Yes, and let me get in a position where I can slap you so hard your face slides around to the side of your head, I thought belligerently.
"I'd rather move a little closer," murmured Mike, and to my horror he was undoing his trousers.
"Hold it, Mike," said Andy, who immediately became my hero. "We agreed to just look."
"And we've looked," pointed out Mike. "What I've seen is telling me I need to go to the next step."
"I'll go along with Mike on this one," agreed Peter. "I mean, look at her."
"I'm looking. I'm looking," grumbled Andy. "OK. You have a good point but no getting violent. Nice and easy does it."
That's what he thinks, I decided. I'll get just as violent as I want to.
"Now I know what you're thinking, Katy," said Mike with a smile, "but I suggest you think again. Do you really want Peter and Andy holding you down so you can't struggle? Such a demeaning way to handle things. Just relax and let things happen as they happen."