My husband had some mates around to watch some silly game in TV. They'd chosen our place for two reasons. First, we had a big-ass plasma screen on the wall and second, I wouldn't be there, being scheduled to play tennis that afternoon.
I returned home from the tennis feeling rather chipper. I'd won a very close match and had advanced to the next round. This was the best I'd ever done in any of our tournaments. I might lose out in the next match, but you never know.
I arrived home, still in my tennis whites, and I looked pretty good in them if I do say so myself. Sexy white shorts and a white top, and the whiteness showed off my tan very nicely, thank you. I looked in at where the boys were watching the game and immediately became slightly irritated. There was my beloved husband totally out cold on one of the armchairs.
"What the hell?" I asked.
The three of them looked very shifty, promptly denying that they were to blame.
"It's like this," Andy said. "Brian made a bet that he could swallow a shot every time his team scored. That's the result."
Now I knew that Brian didn't have all that much tolerance for alcohol, but still.
"Ah, he's played that game before," I pointed out, "and it's never affected him like that." I pointed indignantly to my comatose husband.
"Yeah, well you gotta understand. He follows a pretty crap team and they don't get many scoring opportunities."
I conceded that this was true but it didn't explain his current state.
Andy shrugged. "They've got a new QB," (whatever a QB is) "and he put in a blinder. It turns out that the opposition are even crappier than expected and his team just piled on the score. Brian was out of it by three quarter time."
I glared at the idiot. He'd probably be out cold until the morning. The only bright side was that he'd have a hell of a hangover in the morning and I considered this a license to be as noisy as I liked. I shook my head in disgust and turned and headed down to my bedroom. I was going to shower and get changed.
Walking into the bedroom I slammed the door behind me, only to hear it hit something. I turned to find Mike had followed me into the room. Unfortunately, when I turned I found Mike was right there behind me and I just naturally took a step back. This resulted in my banging up against the bed, over-balancing, and falling flat on my back on the bed.
"So eager to see me," said Mike, moving closer to me.
"Piss off," I snapped at him. "Out, now."
Instead of doing as he was told he reached for me and started undoing the fastenings to my shorts.
"Fuck off, moron," I yelled, following up with a call for assistance. "Andy, Peter, can you come and give me a hand."
The sound of approaching feet didn't stop Mile from finishing undoing my shorts and trying to pull them down. I was hanging onto them tightly and then the boys came charging in.
"What the fuck are you doing, Mike?" Andy demanded, while at the same time I yelled to them.
"Can you take this moron and throw him out of the house, please. Preferably so that he lands on his head. Even better, so that he lands in front of a truck. A big truck."
"Geez, you seem to have pissed Katy off, Mike. What do you think you're playing at?"
"I'm just helping her get undressed," said Mike as though it was the most natural thing in the world. "I mean, like I'm the only one who's wondered what she looks like naked."
"Ha! You're not taking my clothes off for any reason," I spat at him.
"He has a point, Andy," Peter said. "I wouldn't mind seeing Katy in the altogether. You have to admit that she's got a wonderful rack."
"No, he doesn't," I quickly put in.
"Yeah, he does," agreed Andy. "I'll admit to wondering about you myself. Do you need our help with the great unveiling, Mike?"
"No. That wouldn't be fair. If I can't undress her by myself then I don't deserve to get the reward."
"Fuck off the lot of you, you perverts," I yelled. "I want you all out of the house right now."