My Halloween Costume 2 -- One Drop Shop
Looking at me, you'd never identify me as a theme park aficionado. I'm not, particularly, although when I'm in LA shopping on Rodeo Drive or attending a celebrity party or visiting one my families' vineyards in LA, I do occasionally drop by a very exclusive club tucked away in the center of a very particular theme park. The club is seldom discussed publicly, the waiting list to get in is years long, and the initiation fee is more than any of the pathetic waiters who serve in the place will see in a year.
When my friends ask me to give them a peek inside, I always turn them down. What's the point in being exclusive if you can't snob your friends? I always drop hints that it's some sort of secret society, like the one Tom Cruise bumbles into in EYES WIDE SHUT, when in fact it's the same cartoon themed crap they serve elsewhere in the park, for an obscene fee.
Besides making my friends green with envy, the other reason I love this section of the park is the exquisite New Orleans theming. I could visit the French Quarter -- and indeed my family owns several townhouses there, and in the Garden District. But the theme park provides a neat, tidy, compact FANTASY version of my beloved New Orleans, and I was all about the fantasy.
Do you know how boring Halloween is with the rich and famous, with everyone competing and posing in the mirror? TimothΓ©e is cute when he speaks French, but Leo passes can get quite tedious. After making my presence sufficiently known to the people who matter, I had my driver take me to my happy place. My Halloween costume this year was a green, shoulders bare antebellum ball gown, which was silk and sexy as hell without being slutty (or too slutty, at least.) There had been a bit of a kerfuffle at the gate, as one of the older female guards seemed concerned that my gown was so authentic, I might confuse nitwit park guests into thinking I worked in the park. However, a bit of my Southern charm and a twirl of my parasol convinced the man in charge to let me in.
My New Orleans stroll into the past was all I had dreamed it could be. A number of people had stolen my idea and were also dressed for NOLA, although given the nature of the attractions in this section of the park there were far more ghosts and Pirates than there were Southern belles. The few girls who did attempt a Southern theme frowned when they saw me, as I blew them out of the park, and always managed to draw their boyfriends' (or husbands') attentions away from their charms.
The other girls could compete, or try to. Competing against me was useless. I always won.
I walked down the familiar allies, enjoying the little shops filled with trinkets, jewelry, perfumes, crystals, and other accessories, at absurdly marked up prices. The real fun, of course, was seeing how the men looked at me -- scrawny freshman college boys from UCLA, fathers escorting their children, and even a few grooms who looked at me and wondered if marrying the woman next to them hadn't been settling. It was almost as if I were on the market, up for sale. Naughty, I know, but it gave me a delicious tingle between my legs.
"It's wonderful to see you, Katherine. Welcome to New Orleans, my home, and now yours."
I turned and encountered a beautiful woman with gorgeous red hair that draped over her bare shoulders. Her skin was flawless, alabaster white. I frowned as I quickly scanned her perfect figure. Now I would have to compete for the men's affections.
"You look well," she said, smiling as she returned my appraising stare. "Does your daddy still own every sugar mill and cotton plantation from here to hades?" she asked, playfully fanning herself, as she mocked my Southern accent.
"I love your costume, though. Give me a twirl! Good girl. Of course, it is a bit on-the-nose, as they say, given how your family made its fortune, isn't it?"
I stared at her, straining to remember who I was addressing. She knew me, and my family. She was beautiful, but too spirited to be one my daddy's mistresses, or one my many step mothers. I could tell immediately she wasn't some random bimbo.
"You don't remember me, do you?" she said. "I'm Bella Tate, founder of Cyber Virtual. We met at a party about 8 years ago. You left with my boyfriend."
"Yes, I remember. But you disappeared. You're MISSING," I said.
"Hardly," she laughed. "You found me, didn't you? You found me, you in your sexy Halloween Southern Belle costume that's causing every man in the park to stain his pants. Quite appropriate, given the many such stains in your family's past."
"I'm sure I don't know what you mean," I said, stiffening a bit at the accusation.
"Your family made its fortune on the backs of slave labor, sweetie," Bella purred. "Sugar, mostly, because you were all so sweet, but also plenty of cotton and rice. And after those stupid Yankees outlawed the slave trade, you made even more money breeding slaves."
Smiling, Bella leaned in, pressing me against the wall. "Oh, the Patterson family LOVED slave breeding. Strippin' 'em down naked, checking their peckers, bendin' 'em over, checking their teeth, an all their other holes, too. Then all the men folk, and the women, too, watching while they put the wenches to stud, putting sacks on their heads so they wouldn't get emotional. After all, they were just livestock, right?"
"I wouldn't know about that," I said, biting my lip as I looked away.
"Of course, you would, sugar. You know EVERYTHING, smart girl like you. That's why you like to play dress up here in your happy place, isn't it? Pretend it's the old days? It's okay, sweetie. There's no secrets between us."
Looking into the endless pools of her beautiful blue eyes, I felt like I was falling into a trance. I had met Bella once or twice, and hadn't thought much about her since she had disappeared. When was it? I had gone to the Winter Olympics that year. Was it 2018? A lot of girls disappear. No one would have cared, except Bella was rich, and being a tech CEO, mildly famous. Not Patterson famous, but famous nonetheless.
I hadn't heard about her reemergence, but that didn't surprise me. We weren't close, and reappearing isn't as good a story.
"Slave markets... auction blocks... breeding farms... whips and shackles..." she teased. "Those were the good old days, at least for the Pattersons."
I felt myself go flush. "The good old days," and my many fantasies about them, is what drew me to this place of fantasy, a place where anything was possible. Although I barely knew her, Bella seemed to understand the secrets I never revealed.
Bella reached out and lifted up my chin, drawing so close our lips almost touched. "It's okay, Katherine. I have all the same thoughts. Naughty thoughts that nice girls like us don't have. Casually wandering into the slave market. Seeing all the naked flesh... the auction block... the auctioneer, whip in hand, teasing the best price out of the buyers for the women he's selling like animals."
I leaned in as her voice dropped to a whisper. "You watch, as the poor girl is prodded to turn this way and that, bending, stretching, jiggling, so the buyers can see her wares. Then finally, the magic word, the transformational incantation that will change her life forever..."
"SOLD!" she shouted, pointing in the air to some lucky unseen bidder, as I banged my head against the stucco wall in shock.
"Oww!" I said, rubbing my head.
"That's nothing, sweetie," she chuckled. "When you step off the auction block, they'll take you to the blacksmith's forge, and the smoking hot iron. The auction makes it legal. The branding iron will make it permanent."
I swallowed hard. Somehow, the fantasy progressed from me being a spectator to me being the merchandise. It was like my mind was an onion, and she was peeling it back, layer by layer, to expose my soul. What was worse, the heat and wetness between my legs was undeniable.
Lightening my mood, Bella took my hand and let me into the shop behind us, under a beautiful wrought iron arch and a sign that read ANTIQUES AND CURIOSITIES.
The merchandise was beautiful, if absurdly overpriced. I could buy my own shop in New Orleans for what they charged for the chandeliers.