"Do you want to fuck?" Helen demanded. She was wearing a red plaid skirt and posed with her hands on her hips to show off her tits to their full potential. She knew I believe them to be her best feature, I'd told her on numerous occasions.
"No, I'm not in the mood." She turned, obviously aggrieved and left the room.
My relationship with my flat mate had never been traditional. Friends with benefits I suppose you could call it but our benefits included hanging around the flat naked, fucking, some roleplay, and the occasional bondage game.
Helen returned, the skirt was gone and in its place was a gleaming black strap-on. She looked at me expectantly."
"I told you," I repeated "I'm not in the mood."
"But I'm horny," she complained "what are you in the fucking mood for!?"
I thought back to my disastrous date "I just want to sit, drink a beer, and watch the football. Then I want women everywhere to shut the fuck up just do as they're told..."
Helen looked at me thoughtful for a moment "I can work with that." She announced and headed off to look in our shared sex toy box.
Much to my annoyance she returned a few minutes later. The strap-on has gone and now you could see the smooth shaved pussy she tended to so meticulously. In her arms she carried enough rope to hogtie an entire women's football team and dangling from her mouth was the strap of a large pink ballgag, the biggest one we owned.
"Tie me up and I'll do whatever you say."
I grunted.
"All I expect in return is a spectacular orgasm at the end of it."
I rolled my eyes "No, I'm in charge not you. I get to decide if you cum."
She shrugged "Fair enough."
"Usual safe word?"
She shook her head "I thought women should do whatever the fuck they're told? Don't pussy out on me now."
Now it was my turn to shrug "Whatever you say."
I had a little fun with her, keeping half an eye on the game as I tied her tightly. Her arms were behind her back with some uncomfortable elbow bondage, her legs were tied together in three places and I bound her tits far tighter than she'd normally let me. Looking down at the ballgag I kicked it aside and opened one of our board games, the one where you stuck a stupid plastic thing in your mouth and had to say ridiculous words without dribbling all over yourself. Selecting one of the mouthpieces I rinsed it in the toilet bowl before shoving it in her mouth.
Helen looked somewhere between hot and ridiculous as I slouched back into my seat on the sofa and turned up the volume of the football.
"Whaa he huk a aah upohed o oo ow?" She drooled.
"I don't care." I muttered, my bad mood returning now i realised even in bondage this tight she was still a demanding cunt.
"Actually," I paused "Go and get me a beer."
She looked skeptically at me.
"Ahn ow ah a upohed o oo ah?"
"I don't care, go and figure it out."
Looking somewhat perturbed she set off bouncing across the flat to the kitchen.