Recently I had been experiencing some back problems that didn't seem to be fixed with physical therapy. I knew turning fifty would bring on additional health issues but it was still quite irritating as I was in good shape and worked out regularly. A friend recommended trying acupuncture. I hadn't considered that as a solution yet so I thought I'd give it a try. Not knowing who to choose I blindly picked an office in the town next to mine. I placed a call and a woman answered the phone. "Healing Systems, may I help you?"
"I'm having some back pain and would like to make an appointment."
"Hold one minute, please. I need to check and see if the owner is accepting new patients."
I must have found a good practice, I thought, if they're so full up.
"Hello? She is not available to treat you. I can give you several other offices in the area."
"Please" I said. "I really need some assistance here. Can you double check?"
I don't know why I asked as I assumed they were all very similar in services and treatments but I felt compelled to now want to be treated here, and only here.
"Hello? Yes, she can fit you in but it has to be today. Can you come at 6 pm? You'll need to fill out our paperwork online and bring it with you. For the 2nd half of paperwork you'll need to use this code: 4468. You're her last appointment for the day so please be punctual."
I thanked her profusely and hung up, promising to be on time. I cancelled dinner plans and went online to fill in the paperwork. It was a standard form detailing name, date of birth, medical insurance and past medical history. After going thru the form I saw a small box in the right hand corner that said "Detailed History" and asked for a code. I entered it and it took me to a new page. On it were several basic drawings of the human figure. It asked for me to mark areas of pain. After checking detailed areas of my back discomfort it dropped to a second set of questions.
"What the..." I thought to myself. This was definitely out of the ordinary but I thought perhaps it maybe had to do with different pain points etc?
"Are you married?" No. "Are you in a relationship?" No. "Are you heterosexual?" Yes. "Are you homosexual?" No. "Have you ever had a sexual encounter with someone of the same sex?" No. "How often do you have sex per week?" 0, currently. "Do you have multiple partners?" No. "Do you masturbate?" Yes. "How often do you masturbate?" 3-5 times per week. I went through and continued to answer the questions.
"Describe how you masturbate. How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime? Do you enjoy oral sex? Do you like to give oral sex? Have you had anal sex? Have you received anal sex? Have you ever done any of the following: Light bondage. Heavy bondage. Role play. Forced sexual role play. Rape fantasies. Ass play. Sadism..." And on and on. In walking through the questions I found myself becoming aroused thinking back on some of my past erotic experiences, desires, and felt the stirrings of a hard on. I finished them up, printed all the pages and waited until it was close to six.
I approached the small elegant office with "Acupuncturist" on the awning. It was housed in an older two story building along the main street. I opened the door and ascended a steep flight of stairs to the office on the second floor. I was greeted by an open office space where a beautiful blonde woman, who appeared to be in her thirties, was working at her computer. She turned, smiled at me and came over extending her hand. "Hello I'm Elizabeth. You must be Dave?" She smiled brightly with a look of curiosity. I nodded and she asked me to take a seat while she wrapped up one thing. When she was finished she gestured for me to follow her. I walked with her down the hallway appreciating her slim figure in her shapely dress and blonde hair that cascaded about her shoulders.
She let me into the treatment room where a bed was centered. "I'll be right back, I just want to lock the door downstairs" she said. I stood there nervously until she returned. The room was quite spare with a freestanding bed that had a head rest and was motorized to rise and fall. She came in and asked me to take a seat while she reviewed my paperwork. I handed it over to her and sat across from her. It was then I realized that she was reviewing all of my paperwork and started to blush a little as she turned page after page.
She asked me some more detail about my back and pain. She explained that her techniques were sometimes a little unorthodox but that it was important to her that her patients realize results and relief. She stated that there would be a series of meetings, or treatments over the course of several weeks. Some would involve acupuncture and others would not. Today's would not but would just comprise of an initial assessment.
"So", she said, "Let's start by getting you prepared. Please remove your shoes, socks, shirt and pants." I blinked a little dumbfounded as she continued to stay seated with a wry smile on her face. Realizing she was not going to leave while I did so, I stood and began to undress in front of her. Being a little bashful I turned away but I could feel her eyes on me as I undid the buttons of my shirt, and pulled it off followed by my belt of my pants. They slipped thru my hands and crashed to the floor at my feet. "Pick them up and put them on the chair" I heard her say from behind me. I bent over in just my underwear and placed my pants with the rest of my clothes.