Looking back at my 40+ year sales career there are so many great memories and so many things that I miss now that I am retired. The biggest thing I miss is the luxury of a company expense account.
A loosely monitored, never audited expense account with no guidelines or parameters is a wonderful thing. Business, fun and travel all covered by my company without one dime out of my pocket. What could possibly be better.
I miss flying first class and staying in the nicest luxury hotels in the country. Dinning at the nicest restaurants with my clients with every penny covered by my company's expense account.
I miss staying at some of the nicest vacation destinations with my hot sexy wife Erica. We usually traveled with some of my business companions and their MILF wives that were equally as hot as sexy as Erica.
My wife Erica is an absolute knockout with sandy blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail, high firm, big nipple tits, rock hard flat stomach, and toned thighs that could crush a watermelon.
All our wives were true MILFs in their mid-40s with high sex drives and kept themselves in such great shape that all men, including teen boys at poolside, couldn't keep their eyes off them. Money always seems to attract beautiful sexy women, and we were surrounded by our share of money and Milf wife pussy.
However, one of the things I really miss most is getting together with my sales buddies and hitting some of the bars and strip clubs while we were all together out of town for sales meetings or sales conventions. Even though we all had top caliber trophy wives, we were still typical men, always still looking for strange pussy.
Strip clubs gave us the opportunity to get away from the wives and get totally fucked up, pay for lap dances, get our cocks sucked off by some 20-year-old stripper without threating our marriages. Our wives never suspected a thing and the bonus was we were all getting our balls drained at the company's expense.
We would typically return to our hotel late in the evening reeking of booze and perfume, sprinkled with glitter, and be up and ready to go to the next morning. No one ever questioned our activities or our expenditures, especially our MILF trophy wives. What could possibly go wrong?
Well, what we forgot to take into consideration was Murphy's Law. What can go wrong, will go wrong. After returning from one of our sales conventions, one of our sales associates forgot to have his clothes laundered before his wife got to them..
Unfortunarely, Robert had way too much fun on our three day sales trip, and his clothes reflected it. His wife immediately picked up on the smell of strange perfume on his shirt, and the glitter on the shoulders of his suit coat. Busted. Robert had some explaining to do to his big tit wife, Janice.
Janice was another one of our trophy wives. Janice was an independent, professional woman with big blonde hair, big tits, long legs, and a strong personality. Even though she didn't take any shit from anybody, Robert said she liked to be aggressively slapped around during sex. However. she wasn't in the mood to take any shit from him now.
Robert eventually had to explain the perfume and glitter on his clothes by letting Janice know about our strip club activities. He did not want her to think that he was out cheating with another woman, although he kind of was. Paying to play around with a stripper in a club is a different thing than cheating on your wife with a mistress. Janice was still pissed.
Well, it didn't take long for Janice to text Erica and the other two wives to let them know about our strip club activities and we all eventually had the same conversation with our wives that Robert had with Janice.
The other two wives, Jessica and Samantha were really pissed off and wanted payback. Both Jessica and Samantha were hot blooded redheads with tempers, and sex drives to match. Both were former dancers and pro football cheerleaders with voluptuous firm tits, long legs and tight firm dancer asses. Their husbands Rob and Craig said they both needed to be fucked a couple times a week to keep their sex drives in check.
The four wives decided that what is good for the goose is good for the gander. They put all of us husbands on notice that they were headed to the local male strip club called 'Outlaws' Saturday night for a girls night out and to get some payback.
Outlaws had a well-known reputation for letting the ladies have as much fun with the strippers as they wanted short of fucking them.
The club was called Outlaws because all the male strippers wore western gunslinger costumes, ie cowboy boots and hat, holsters, and including assless chaps which gave the ladies easy access to their cocks and balls.
Female customers were allowed to do anything they wanted to the gunslinger's cocks and balls including touching, fondling, groping, kissing, sucking, deep throating, jerking them off or swallowing their jizz.
On the other hand, the gunslinger strippers were allowed to do anything they wanted to the female customers that the women would allow. All the gunslingers were known for being exceptionally well endowed. They were allowed to deep tongue kiss the women, to strip the women, to feel and suck their tits and finger bang the women to orgasm in front of their friends, The one rule was that the gunslingers were not allowed to actually fuck the women.
However, the gunslinngers signature move was to stand in front of a seated customer and sway their hips back-and-forth and cock slap the women in the face with their slinging cock until the woman could not take it anymore. The only way to stop the cock slapping was to grab and start sucking their cock and deep throat it until they choked and gagged. The ladies loved watching their girlfriends suck cock. Apparently, our wives were no different.
Our wives made it a point to take multiple screenshots and selfies of all of them being cock slapped, sucking cock and balls, and letting the strippers play with their tits and pussies. They made it a point to show all us husbands that they also knew how to have a good time..
After the wives had shown us all the photos, my buddies and I had mixed feelings of anger and outrage but also erotic stimulation. We all had to admit it was a total turn on watching our own wives, and each others wives, worshiping strange cock and having their bodies explored and fondled by male strippers. The one thing we all regretted was that we did not get to watch them get thoroughly fucked. That was about to change.
My buddies and I decided to taunt and challenge our wives and have a conversation. We all got together for cocktails and dinner and the conversation went something like this.
" Ladies, we understand that you were upset with us about our strip club activities, but we think you got more than even with us."
However, the wives disagreed and replied, " No way guys, we are far from even. You guys have been doing this for years. We are just getting srtarted. We want you guys to arrange a private girls night party at one of our homes and you will all be forced to watch."
My wife Erica then handed me the club owner's business card from the Outlaws Strip Club and told me, "He is expecting your call to hire strippers for a party at our house next Saturday night and you boys are picking up the tab for the strippers and their tips."
The four of us husband looked at each other with feelings of concern, curiosity but also erotic excitement. We could not believe our wives wanted us to hire male strippers to perform for them in our own home, and we were going to get to watch. I immediately got on the phone and set up a meeting with the club owner for the next day.
The Outlaw Club was impressive. Very clean, very upscale with intimidating looking bouncers that you definitely did not want to screw with. The four of us husbands sat down with the club owner, who went by the name of Slim because he was skinny as a rail and looked like a very slimy character. We would find out later that Slim was a two-faced, backstabbing, double crossing slimeball.
We watched some of the male strippers performing with the customers while we cut a deal with Slim. We wanted 4 strippers for our wives. Two white, two black, all ripped and extremely well hung.
Slim said, "Gentlemen it will cost you $250 per hour per stripper for a private party with a 2 hour minimum. I will pick out the guys and make sure they're at your house by eight at 8 o'clock wearing their traditional outlaw gunslinger costumes."
We all felt the cost of the male strippers was reasonable split 4 ways to be able to watch our wives have a good time. Before we left, Slim pushed a waiver across the desk for all of us to sign. I said, "what is this all about?" Slim replied,
"I want to make sure that all of you understand that once our boys leave the club for a private party they are not bound by any of the clubs strict rules or guidelines. They are free to do anything they want to your wives, and the Outlaw Club will not be held responsible. If you understand and agree, you need to sign the waiver to make this party happen."
His comment obviously raised some eyebrows. All of us looked at each other, and I asked the question, "Are you saying that if they feel the urge to rough up and fuck our wives, it's OK?" Slim replied,
"That's exactly what I'm saying. You would be giving consent to allow my boys to molest and gangbang your wives if they feel the urge." We all looked at each other and said," Where do we sign?"
We let Slim know that we would be across town at a sales seminar on Saturday, but we would be back in time to join our wives at 8 o'clock that night for the party. Before we left we gave Slim $2000 in cash and also gave him all of our cell phone numbers in case he needed to get in touch with us for any last minute changes.
We were all set to have a very interesting Saturday night with our wives. Little did we know it was going to be more interesting than we expected. Slim had other plans in mind.