Magnus and His Family (Chaper 9)
Kathryn M. Burke
Only three days later, the atmosphere in the household went from euphoria to dread.
As Kristen came home from a late afternoon class on Tuesday, she found Adele sitting in a kind of nervous panic on the living-room couch, wringing her hands and staring straight ahead at nothing. She knew her friend well enough by this time to know that something was seriously wrong.
"My God, Adele," she said, "you look awful! What's the matter?"
"We're in deep shit," Adele said heavily.
By now Kristen definitely knew something was amiss: Adele almost never swore except on state occasions.
"What is it?" Kristen asked intensely.
Has someone in the school administration found out about our situation? Even if they have, Adele's not really affected; only I am. But maybe the school might not make such fine distinctions as that.
"My mom's coming!" Adele almost wailed.
"Is that all?" Kristen said. "What's the big deal about that?"
"The big deal," Adele said patiently, as if speaking to an idiot, "is that I had to tell her about my moving into this house."
"What!"
Kristen exclaimed. "Why the hell did you do that?"
"Oh, Kristen, don't you get it? She was going to come to my dorm room, but she wouldn't find anyone there!"
"Couldn't you have gone back there just to meet her?"
"No, silly! All my stuff's here, and that room is emptyâat least, empty of
my
stuff. My ex-roommate Anne has taken over the whole place. What would my mother have said if she saw none of my things there? So I had to tell her."
"Fine, you told her. I still don't see why you're all discombobulated. Why should she freak out about your living with a friend and her dad? You surely didn't blab about what we actually
do
here!"
"No, of course notâbut she has the kind of mind that can figure things out. I think she already knowsâor at least suspects."
"Why should she do that? What could possibly have led her to believe that you, a pure innocent virgin as far as she knows, would suddenly leap into bed with her friend's father?"
"Look," Adele said wearily, "I've never really told you about her, have I?"
"No, not much. All you've said is that your parents are divorced."
"Yeah, they are. But there's more to it than that." Urging Kristen to sit down next to her, she went on. "You see, my momâher name's Jennaâis kind of strange. I think she led a wild life when she was younger, especially in college. Sheâ"
"You mean," Kristen said with a smirk, "she had a lot of guys?"
"Yeah, maybe. She'll never admit it now, but I think she did some crazy stuff at frat houses and things like that. But then when she married my dad, she changed around completelyâalmost. She got it into her head that a properly married woman didn't behave like that; that she
couldn't
have behaved like that. So she tried to pretend that it never really happened."
"So she became a real prude?"
"Sort of. She was always warning me against 'predatory males' and things like that. That was at least part of the reason why Iâyou know, never went out much with boys. Aside from the fact that they didn't seem to want to go out with me."
"Yeah, yeah, you've said that. So then what happened? With your mom and dad, I mean?"
"Well, they broke upâand I have this feeling that, even though Mom claimed to be kind of a matron who didn't even think about sex anymore, she did so at least because"âand her voice fell to a whisperâ"my dad wasn't quite doing it for her."
"Oh, get out of here!" Kristen exploded. "You're telling me your mom send your dad packing because he didn't perform up to snuff in bed? That's ridiculous!"
"Is it?" Adele said pointedly. "I'm beginning to wonder. When I was a teenager, there were any number of times when I heard them in their bedroom at nightâor at other timesâand Mom was kind of barking at Dad for some reason. I'm pretty sure I once heard her say, 'For God's sake, David, will you get
on
with it?' I don't know what he was doingâor wasn't doingâbut it didn't sound good."
Kristen was so amused that she had to hold a hand over her mouth. "Poor guy! And poor Jenna! But there has to be more to it than that."
"Well, of course. I think Mom got fed up with Dad because he really wasn't helping around the house, and especially because he would always take my side and try to get Mom to go easy on me when I did something badâor when she
thought
I'd done something bad. I mean, she's just so suspicious! She thought I was 'flaunting my body,' as she called it, even when I was dressed in pretty ordinary, unrevealing clothes. She kept staring at my boobs, as if resentful that mine were bigger than hers. I'm sure she thinks that I was just waiting to get away from her so I could sleep with every Tom, Dick, and Harry who walked by.