Over the trip back home, I reviewed everything that the girls told me. What they felt, when and most importantly, what they were thinking at the time. I was convinced I still had volumes more to learn.
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When I got back to Pine Valley, the place I will always consider home, I had 4 days off and knew that I had to get myself a permanent place to live. I was fed-up with apartments. The neighbors always complained when you got into wild sex and some one always wanted to play loud rap at one in the morning.
I had the money, so I might as well buy my first home.
My realtor was Melanie Harris. Melanie had beauty, class and intellect. Standing 5 feet 9 inches tall with a bust line that shouted, "I am woman hear me roar," excellent posture, a short blonde coiffure that didn't come cheep, plus an ass and a set of legs that were knock outs.
She had also just celebrated her 31st birthday. I know because I saw several cards on her desk.
I came to find out later, that her boobs and ass had been cosmetically enhanced.
When I walked in to Progress Realty, you would have thought I had rabies. No one wanted to come near me. Maybe it was my age or the fact that I was wearing old jeans, a faded shirt and boots in desperate need of a shine. No one paid any attention to me until I spoke to the secretary and told her I needed to buy a house. There were three realtors in the office at that time. Every one of them had their heads berried behind a computer screen, trying to become invisible.
The secretary looked me up and down, sizing me up. I could see the distaste in her eyes and I was beginning to get pissed enough to say, fuck you all and walk out.
It was at that moment, Melanie walked in. I took one look at her and my heart went thump. She was all woman, too old and too classy for me to ask out, but she was real easy on the eyes.
She walked up to me, with a dazzling smile and said, "Honey, are you being helped?"
"No." I said as sweetly as I could.
"Well what can I do for you honey."
"I'm looking to buy a house."
"Well, Darlan, what kind of home are you looking for?"
I figured, here was my chance to stick it to these smirking assholes. "Well, I'm not sure, that's why I need your help. You see, I own a trucking company and I need something large enough to where I can entertain."
That's when I heard 3 chairs push back from desks and people were saying, "I have a listing that would be great for you..." and so it went, each one trying to step over the other.
"Excuse me," I said, "I believe I was speaking to?" I looked at her.
"Melanie, Melanie Harris."
"Well, Melanie, is there a chance you can show me what you have, with out being trampled by your co-workers."
She smiled, "Do you have time to look at a couple of homes now?"
"I sure do, I have 3 and a half days before I have to be in Houston."
"Give me a minute and I'll be right with you."
The office was dead quiet as she went to a file cabinet, removed several folders, went to her desk and collected another, then turned to me and said, "Shall we be off."
In her car and on the way to see the first house, I spoke up. "I need to confess; -- I do own a trucking company, a very, very small trucking company, and I don't really entertain clients."
She looked at me and smiled. Not the reaction I had expected. "You don't recognize me, do you."
Now, a more puzzled look crossed my face. "I'm sure I'd remember you. I don't often meet beautiful women."
Now she blushed. "You used to live at the Taylor Arms, two doors down from me.
"I saw your apartment was up for rent again. Where are you living now." she asked.
I told her I didn't have a place and told her why I left.
"There seems to be a lot of that going around.
"I came home early one day and caught my now x-husband bent over with the guy from next door, sticking his dick in hubbies' ass."
I could see hostility flash in her sapphire eyes and figured, time to change the subject.
"So, what kind of home are you going to show me."
She looked at me again and smiled, "Don't worry, I'm good at what I do. I know about your company and I have a good idea of what you can afford.
"By the way, I liked the way you played those asses back at the office. They are probably bickering among themselves, as to which one of them should have gotten you."
"I hope I didn't cause any problems for you."
"No, don't worry about it, they all hate me, because I sell so many high end homes, some as far out as Palm Springs."
The very first home Melanie showed me, I fell in love with. I guess she could tell, because, when I went to tell her, this was the place, she quickly said, "Don't say a word, at least, not until I have shown you the other two I have in mind. Then I want you to take the information that I'll give you and I expect you to spend this evening comparing them. Once you have done that, we will see these three places again, and then you'll be equipped to make an intelligent decision and offer."
Melanie was right, each one had something the other didn't and I knew she had done right by me, making me take the time to choose wisely. She was good, no wonder she was the best in her office.
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The next morning, she was taking me around for the last time to see the three homes. We were in the second one, the one I had already decided to buy, when she asked, "John, do you entertain many women friends?"
"No, I'm kind of on a quest right now and I don't -"
She interrupted, "A Quest you say, what kind of quest, may I ask."
Shit, I thought to myself, here is a beautiful classy woman and what am I going to tell her, Oh, I just want to finger fuck women and make them squirt. Oh yeah, that would go over big.
I cleared my voice. "Ah, well, I'm learning about how I can make women have powerful orgasms and ejaculations." I tried to say this all in a nonchalant way, as I noticed her eyes widen and I guess the shock of what I said affected her, because all she could say was "WHAT?"
I repeated in a metered voice, "I can make women have extreme orgasms and ejaculate."
I could see she now had her wits back, because she seemed to straighten while saying, "John, either you're trying to get in my panties or you have been watching entirely too much porn."
Personally, I was impressed with my calm response. "No Melanie, intercourse has nothing to do with it, and I have made numerous women have multiple ejaculations!"
I could tell Melanie was shocked and intrigued at the thought, however she responded, "Women cannot have ejaculations like men!"
" No, not like men," I responded.
I could see victory flash in her eyes until I continued, "More powerful than any man could have."
She quickly retorted, "NO, women can not have ejaculations. Period!"
"Yes they can!" I said just as forcefully.
"Prove it." she said.
"Fine, I will, all I need is a willing participant."
"Not me!" she quickly retorted.
"Look," I said, "this is pointless. Let me step back and explain."
Her arms were crossed over her chest and all she did was nod in the affirmative.
So I began explaining the process and requirements for a woman to ejaculate. By the time I was done explaining, she looked a little flushed.
"It sounds rather clinical, except for the orgasm part."
"In a way it is, because it simply involves a woman relaxing enough to have an orgasm, the insertion of two fingers and applying pressure to one certain gland inside the vaginal walls."
I could see her interest, so I decided to press her, "Are you game, Melanie, to give it a try? It won't hurt and I promise it will feel very good."
After a moment of pondering, she looked into my eyes, as if she were searching for something and then snapped, "OK, but on my terms."
"Let me hear them."
"First, I know a woman, a friend, who, if you can talk into watching this, I'll let you try and make me ejaculate. Come on, you're buying me and my friend dinner."
"If you insist, but I think you should buy me dinner, because this is the house I want."
"I know it is, silly," she responded, "I knew it before you did."
She put an ear piece in her ear and said, "Call -- Carol -- office.
"Doctor Rhodes please," long pause as we walked towards Melanie's car.
"Carol; it's Melanie, can you leave the clinic a little early today? - pause - Oh that's great. I want you to go home, get cleaned up and meet us at "Cousins". - pause - Yes, the restaurant, and us is me and John Drake. - pause - No, he is not related to Sir Francis, he owns a trucking company. - pause - OK, we'll see you at six."
We climbed into her car and she pushed a button on the dash and said, "Onstar" and there was a response, "How may I help Ms. Harris."
"I need reservations at "Cousins Restaurant" for tonight at six pm., party of three."
"Very good Ms. Harris, I'll forward a message to you with the confirmation. Thank you."
"Ok, John, I need to go home and clean up for tonight.
I'll take you back to the office, write up your offer and I need you to, quietly, get in your car and go. "
I'll meet you at the restaurant at quarter of six? "
I said," I'll be there at 5:30, sitting in the bar."
By the time I signed the offer to purchase, it was two pm. and I knew I was going to have to hustle, because I didn't have the proper cloths to ware to "Cousins", a rather upscale restaurant for the area.
My first stop was the mall for pants, shirt, shoes and a sports jacket, then back to the motel room for a shower and shave.
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