I was awakened by a cacophony produced by a couple of stumbling drunks in my living room. A crashing lamp was followed by the cackling of laughter. I was lying in bed with my niece. Both of us were nude and encrusted with the dried remnants of our blended bodily fluids, the aftermath of our sexual encounter.
Immediately my mind went to 'red alert'. I thought, "Oh my God, my wife's out there! We're caught!"
I woke Christy with a hard shove. She yawned and stretched and smiled at me. I quickly signaled 'Be quiet" and pointed to the door. We heard the sisters stumble against more furniture.
"Ga...God Ana, I can't believe we gave those cowboys blowjobs," Eve said and then giggled.
"Well, they did buy us shots of Cuervo," Ana responded sounding like a very happy drunk.
"Yea. Is that the first time you did two guys at once?" Eve asked somewhat astonished.
"Nah."
"What the hell?" I thought, "My wife's picking up guys and sucking their dicks?" My head was spinning.
Eve slurred, "Good...Goodnight sis."
Ana made a pronounced kissing noise and said, "Night, E," and she hiccupped.
A frightened Christy whispered, "What are we going to do?"
I didn't respond immediately. I was still trying to wrap my brain around the fact that my wife was a serial cocksucker. Christy had to grab my arm to jolt me back into the present.
"Ah...Oh, I'll hide under the bed. Let me know when the coast is clear and I'll sneak out."
Christy nodded gravely. I rolled out of bed and slid under it just as Eve crashed open the door and switched on the light.
Eve mumbled, "Hello baby, sorry for waking you. Your Aunt and I sure had a good time.... I've been drinking."
Christy got out of bed determined to lead her mom out of the room. She said,
"Here, let me help you to the bathroom."
Chr...Christy, hav...have I ever told you you've got some world class tits. You could get a job at Hooters."
"Yes Mom. Please stop pinching my nipples. The bathroom's this way."
Eve twisted away from Christy and sat down hard on the bed. The mattress creaked mightily and scared the hell out of me. I thought the bed was going to come crashing down on me. I could see the headlines "Nude man crushed by drunken sister-in-law" The lead line of the story would be "Why he was under his niece and sister-in-law's bed is still a mystery. Perversion suspected."
"Baby, I don't have to pee. Help me off with my clothes."
Eve started undressing herself. Christy tried another tack.
"Let's go to the kitchen and have some juice or coffee. It will keep you from getting a hang-over."
"Are you going out there nude, flashing your coochee?" Eve said and started laughing.
"Help me finish undressing and we'll both go out there all nakedy. I hope everyone sees us. You know Eddd (she belched) has a thing for me?"
The two nude women helped each other up and walked to the door.
"No Christy no...It's not right...I can't do that to Ana. I love Ana. Sometimes I'm jealous of her because she made a better choice of a husband than I did...." Eve flopped down on the bed. She started to cry and then just as quickly she stopped.
"Come on Mom, I'll get our robes out..."
"No Chris...I don't need any more to drink. I need a good orgasm. I sucked a cock tonight. Let's 69." Eve reached up and pulled Christy down on top of her. All the while I'm praying "Please leave the room....please don't make the bed fall down on me."
They rolled around on the bed. Eve ended up on top. She snaked her head between Christy thighs and licked Christy while pushing her snatch into her daughter's face.
"Wha...What's all this?"
Eve touched the dried fluid she found on her daughter's leg and sex again.
"Umm...Mom...I...masturbated myself to sleep tonight."