This story includes some references to UK television. I think the story stands as a story even if you're unfamiliar with these - so please don't be put off from reading it.
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Lily Sanderson. Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Figure like a wet dream. I never got to see much daytime TV, but my missus did, and whenever she did, Lily would be there. Alongside Richard Stewart - one for the ladies. In the same way as Lily was one for the gentlemen. It seemed to me that there could be few straight men under eighty who didn't fancy Lily. I knew nothing about TV, but surely, they were the UK TV producers' dream team. An attractive professional couple who you'd like to watch. I never imagined that I would get to meet either of them.
I should explain that I run what, on telly at least, they call a detective agency. We're based in a hard manor in South London. I suppose we've garnered a reputation over the years. It's not very glamorous though. We do a lot of debt collection. However, I don't chase housewives who are behind with the fridge payments. My specialty is dealing with wide boys who can afford to pay up, but who don't see why they should. Someone who drives a Beemer, lives in a six-bedroom house and refuses to pay the builder who handled his extension and is desperately trying to stay afloat. To handle this type of work, I employ blokes like Grant - a large persuasive man. I tell Grant he's in charge of the department for encouraging people. He's also in charge of the department for discouraging people - that being the other side of the same coin.
Then one day, out of the blue, Lily Sanderson is in my outer office. She was wrapped up and wore dark glasses. She looked so incognito that if you saw her on the street, you'd ask yourself "Who the fuck is that? It's got to be somebody." In the unlikely event that she needed my services I would never have expected her to turn up like this in person. Surely, she'd have someone to do that. However, I soon found out that she had a very sensitive matter to deal with, and wouldn't trust it to anyone else. But I'll let Lily herself tell you more.
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I've known Richard for ever. Even before we worked together, we came across each other all the time at awards shows and showbiz parties. We always hit it off, and I think it was inevitable that we would end up working together. Daytime TV depends on a rapport between the presenters, and it must exist outside of the show. You can't manufacture it for the show. Richard was always a ladies' man. He had a wife - poor woman! He had never bothered me. I was also married, with kids. I think he had an instinctive feel for where the possibilities were, and they didn't lie with me.
Nevertheless, there came that day when we had to attend an awards show out of town, and he invited me to his hotel room about an hour before we had to leave. He said we needed to talk about what we would say in our acceptance speech. We knew we would win, we usually did..
We both sat on the sofa in his room, and suddenly, Richard is pushing his pants down over his hips and getting out his cock. I said "Fuck me Richard, what the hell are you doing?"
He said, "Lily, I'm desperate. I've taken some Viagra."
I said "Is that why it's so big?"
It was as though I had offended his manhood. He stammered "No, no it usually quite big."
"I'll take your word for it."
"Lily" he said, "I don't know what to do."
"Well Richard, a wank is favourite, surely?"
"Could you touch it, and get me started?"
"You sound like a 1920's automobile. What's this, your starting handle? Richard, does this approach usually work? I mean, give a girl a break. Take me out to dinner. Give me a good time. Don't whip out your todger and smack me in the eye with it!"
"Come on Lily. You know that just a touch from you will do the trick."
I had no fear of Richard. Currently, he looked helpless and a bit pathetic. I'll admit to being curious, and also, to a touch of devilry. I wrapped my hand around his cock and felt the weight of it. It was impressive. "The most you'll get from me is a hand job." I said. "And that's because I'm feeling wicked."
He said to me "Do you have any moisturiser in your bag." I put some moisturiser on my palm and rubbed it onto the head of his cock. Then I grabbed the head and rubbed down the whole length. He groaned with pleasure. I did this a couple more times - more groans - then I thought better of it."
"That's it" I said. "I'm out of here. Let me know how it goes. On second thoughts. Don't. Let's never talk about this again."
I feel that I need to explain myself, to myself. For a woman, a man's cock embodies a threat - a threat of penetration. In normal circumstances you stay away from the cock, unless you're prepared to accept the possibility of penetration. Nevertheless, heterosexual women are fascinated by men's cocks, in the same way as heterosexual men are fascinated by women's pussies. I remember a female friend confiding in me. Admittedly, she was so pissed she could barely stand. "Cocks are wonderful" she said.
I had to admit to a certain fascination with Richard's cock. I'd never encountered it before. I had a sense of impunity. This didn't seem like a sexual situation between a man and a woman, more like a transaction between a supplicant and a donor.
But even then, at that point, I suspected that I'd made a mistake. But it took a couple of weeks for me to find out just how massive that mistake was. When I look back, it was the most wilful, and the most stupid thing I had ever done.
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"So, Miss Sanderson, Mr Stewart claims to have video of you masturbating him?"
"Not just claims. He has it."
"And is this video fake?"
"Ah, there's the problem. Most of it is fake, but not all of it. He hired the same hotel room and got some slapper to play my part. He even got her to wear my shade of nail varnish. She gets his cock out, and gives him a good handling. If it was completely fake, I'd take my chances. If something like this got into the public domain, the press would be all over it. They'd examine it forensically. If it was discovered as a fake, it would rebound on Richard. Unfortunately, there's a section with my hand on his cock. I did that. The stupidest thing I've ever done. All through daring and mischievousness. And there's some clever audio. 'Fuck me, Richard', 'It's so big', 'Give a girl a break', 'Give me a good time'. All phrases I used, but not in the context he claims. What is so clever is that he obviously had two hidden cameras. One long shot and one close-up. In TV we say 'if you control the edit, you control the narrative'. He had control of the edit."
"So, how bad would it be if he released this video?"
"Well, it looks like he was importuned by a rampant female. He doesn't let it go on and bales out before she's able to get anywhere with him. He looks like an innocent victim. It would do him no harm at all. Me, on the other hand they would crucify. I would lose the best and most lucrative job I've ever had. I can't take the risk that people would accept that it was fake, and all down to clever editing. Not when there's a crucial part that's genuine."