My wife Caroline and I had just had amazing sex in a private, family bathroom at the Houston airport during our layover on the way home from a relaxing vacation. I had convinced her the impromptu session was a great idea, but I knew we'd made a mistake when a blue-shirted TSA Security Agent had discovered us. He was holding a set of keys in his hand and looked mildly amused to have walked in on two naked people.
I glanced back at my wife, who had slid off the counter and was now covering her breasts with one hand and her pussy with the other. I exhaled loudly, still reeling from my intense orgasm.
The agent clicked the radio on his shoulder, mumbled into it, then turned his attention back to Caroline and me. "Really?" he asked, shaking his head, "Fucking in the family bathroom at the airport?"
I stood up, my legs still a bit wobbly, hand covering my dick. Caroline was blushing again. I took a step forward, toward my clothes in the far corner of the room, and apologetically said, "Sorry, Officer. We'll just get dressed and be out of here in a second."
"Stop moving, sir." he responded in a firm voice. "I'm going to need you to sit down over there," he continued, pointing at the toilet. "Having sex in an airport is actually a serious Federal crime, and I have to write this up." Bewildered, I complied with his instructions.
"We didn't know!" my wife pleaded, taking a small step toward the agent.
"Ma'am," he barked at her. "Against the wall, please, with your hands behind your back. Officer safety." Caroline moved backward. Her beautiful face was beat red, as she slowly placed her hands behind her back, exposing her breasts and crotch to the man in the room with us.
"Come on, man..." I started, beginning to stand up, but he leapt forward, pushing me back to my seat on the toilet and handcuffing my left wrist to the metal safety rail that was bolted to the wall. An instant later he had turned my naked wife around and was cuffing her wrists behind her back. Then he stepped back, eyes on both of us, and muttered again into the radio on his shoulder.
"Sorry that was necessary. I just need you to follow my orders, and everything will go smoothly," the agent said, his voice less harsh now. He was staring at my wife's ass as she continued to face the wall. "Ma'am," he continued, "Please turn around so we can talk." She slowly did as she was told, and he nodded a thanks, as he eyed her breasts and the landing strip that pointed to where I had just cum.
"Look," he said, turning his gaze to me, "This happens a lot more often than you'd imagine. And it can turn out to be a real pain in the ass, believe me. It's awkward for you and your..."
"Wife," I said quietly. "Caroline."
"Caroline," he echoed. "I don't want you two to have to spend the night in jail, but..."
Tears sprung to my wife's eyes. "No!" she interrupted. "Our kids are..."
"Kids?!" he said, taking a step back and locking the door. "There's no way your body looks so good if you've got children."