Disclaimer It's set in Yorkshire England not Cali-Fucking-Fornia, Inner Merica and its got real dialogue so if you don't like the F word don't read it.
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She was feisty little thing, struggle, oh did she ever struggle, wriggling, squirming, kicking out even when we got her inside the van, oh and the lungs oh her, it was a good job it was raining or we would have had the entire neighbourhood chasing after us, but in the end we had her down on the carpet in the back of the van with her hands and feet tied and a clean duster strapped in her mouth with a bungee cord and then we could rest.
"Phew," kidnapping is no picnic, I got away just about unscathed but Alan was crouching clutching at his groin..
"She got me where it hurts!" he protested.
"Good job she don't wear heels!" I joked, but it wasn't funny, I was sweating, and shivering all at once, sweating from the exertion and shivering with fear, it's all very well planning something sat in the pub but at 6.30 p.m. on a November evening in a Bradford suburb everything seems very different.
"Bloody hell mate, we done it!" Alan suddenly gasped, "It worked, Johno it worked!"
"So far so good," I agreed, "I suppose we had better get going."
It all started a few weeks before, Al was my mate from way back, you know school, I guess we were the only white boys in our class, not that that made any difference, kids is kids, most of the kids were Pakistani's and the ones that weren't were Indian and they were always scrapping, then we got older, of course we never got any special tuition or anything, so come sixteen we left school with a few useless GCSEs and went to work.
I ended up working on the building sites, and Alan had a few jobs, we stayed mates, then I started dating his sister, Julie, well she stated tagging along with us, you understand, we sort of kissed and that, and that's about all, couldn't take liberties could I, not with me mate's sister.
See the money wasn't too bad and when I passed me car test I got the van, Ford Transit, 1600cc petrol R reg that's 21 years old, I wasn't flashy but it was wheels an there's three seats and plenty of room in the back and we had plans.
Khan wrecked my plans though, they had the corner shop down the corner of Rotherham street and Jervis Street, and that's where Julie got a part time job.
She changed just about overnight, I never realised Khan was screwing her, not till she started getting fat, "Your getting fat love," I said one night when I called for Al, "You want to come down chip shop or you dieting?"
She burst into tears, "I'm having a baby you dork," she says just right out.
Al looked amazed, "You old bastard!" he grinned, "Kept that quiet!"
I guess he saw the look on my face, see Julie and me, we never, you know, did it.
"What happened," he joked, "Johnny split?"
He must have realised the way I looked at her, but she said it.
"It's not Johnny's," she says, "It's Khans's"
"What fucking Ghengis?" Al asked, and she nodded her head.
"Johnny," she says, "Sorry."
"You having it?" I asked.
"They must have been," Al laughed, It wasn't funny, Julie looked at me with her sad brown eyes.
"I got some cash saved," I said.
"Too late," she says, "Khan's dad said he'd pay but it's too late." she said quietly, "What do you think John, we could get a council flat." I guess the look I gave her put the kybosh on that pretty quick smart.
"Ok then," she says, "You could at least break a few of his bones and make him marry me."
"Sounds good to me!" Al says. I just stared, a few hours before I was sort of planning getting a place with Julie maybe having a kid, but this!
I always thought she would rumble that me and Sandra Jessop, that's Stan Jessop's missus, him who runs Jessops on the trading estate for his old man, anyway Sandra and me was having it off I thought Julie would find out and dump me but Jesus this was something else.
I went home, Al came round later, "We got to sort these lot out," he says.
"That's racist," I pointed out.
"Get his bloody stuck up sister up the duff," he says.
"Look they aren't allowed out, they probably get married to their uncle when they're ten ." I pointed out.
"Nah Cousin when their eighteen!" he explained, "From Bungla Desh."
"Too right," I agreed, "Want a beer?"
As it happened Dad had been at my Newcastle Brown again so we ended up sharing a tin of out of date Carlsberg.
"Don't seem right," Al said, "Them shagging our birds while theirs is locked up at home."
"No," I said.
"Wants teaching a fucking lesson." he said.
"Yeah but there's Ghenghis, and that big bastard, and the gay one and," I said and I realised I hadn't a clue which was which out of them."
"The sister was in our class Amina," he said, "How'd they like it if we got her up the duff?"
"What fuck her?" I asked.
"Yeah lock her up and fuck her bareback till she's up the duff," he said with a mixture of blind stupidity and anger.
"Just fuck her and send her home all fucked," I suggested.
"Yeah, pissed out of her skull with fucking stuff leaking out her twat and he knickers in her gob." Al said, "Fuck I got a hard on just thinking about it."
"Hey too much information!" I protested, "We need to suss this out."
We got the table footie out after that when the Scalextric wouldn't go and sort of forgot it.
Now as it happened I saw this bird in a headscarf most nights when I did overtime, she seemed to be coming from the college and sometimes she was by the Khan's shop, never any further and after the Julie incident I realised it was Amina, I did a U turn next time I saw her and went back just to make sure, and then I watched in the mirrors as she went in the shop.
"We could just snatch her off the street," I said, to Al that night in the Eight Bells. "No fucking about, long as it was dark, wet preferably, nobody around like."
"Rather stab fucking Ghenghis," Al said.
"More fun fucking the little bitch," I told him.
"Yeah, I suppose." he says.
So we done it, I missed me overtime, picked Al up and we went and found her on one of them little streets just this side of the railway, it was a piece of cake I just parked up and we waited and when she come along I grabbed her from behind with my hand across her mouth and Al grabbed her as well and we shoved her in the van through the sliding door on the side.
She got in a couple of good kicks in on Al's bollocks but she didn't get me, I had a new bit of carpet on the floor and so we just shoved her in the van and got the old duck tape out and bound it round her ankles and wrists.
She was feisty little thing, struggle, oh did she ever struggle, wriggling, squirming, kicking out, even when we got her inside the van she was trying to kick the sides, it was a good job it was raining or we would have had the entire neighbourhood chasing after us, but in the end we had her down on the carpet in the back of the van with her hands and feet tied and a clean duster strapped in her mouth with a bungee cord and then Al could rest while I climbed out and went round and sat in the driving seat and drove down the industrial estate
Al had he stripped down well when I climbed in the back again, all them silky asian robe things were round her waist and her bra was hanging off her wrists by its straps and her pants were round her ankles and she looked mighty pissed off.
"She kicked me in the fucking balls," Al said, "Bitch."
"You want first poke?" I asked.
"No, you can," Al offerred.
She did not want to get fucked, no way but she didn't have anything to stop me with, not now she was all tied up, the only thing was we couldn't get her legs apart so Al wrenched her feet up by her ears so that I could get at her that way, and with some more tape she wasn't calling the shots anymore.
We had to get the tape off her ankles and bind her knees to her elbows so we could get her spread nice and wide and then I dropped my pants and climbed aboard.
Christ was she tight, of course she hadn't been fucked before, and she didn't want me in there but did she ever put up a struggle, banging against that bloody membrane, I nearly let Al have a go but then it went and I went right in her, whoosh, "You're fucked now bitch!" I told her, she was trying to scream, but the rag was stopping her, but at least she was warm because the cold was giving me goose bumps on my ass.
Her eyes were like saucers, staring at me, she was all dark, dark hair, darkish skin, dark nipples all straining, and then she starts choking.
I wanted her fucked not dead so I undid the bungee cord and dragged the rag from her gob, "Ahhhgggghhh," she wailed.
"She's fucking cumming you bastard!" Al says, and do you know she was all quivering and shaking just like she cummed.
It put me right off my stroke, so I started to cum as well, "No, no, not inside me, no, please!" she begged the stupid little bitch.
"Too late darling you're fucked." I told her. "Whew."
She stared at the van roof, "And now," she said, "What now?"
"Want a go Al?" I asked.
"Your all right Johnno," he said.
"Seems a shame," I said, "She's a half decent fuck mate."
"Nah," he says, "Don't fancy it now."
"Fuck her ass then," I suggested, "Your always on about tight asses."
"No please you cannot!" she wailed, so I gagged her again, rag in her mouth held with duck tape.
"Fucking can what you reckon Al?" I asked.
"I dunno," he says, "I never done that," he admitted.
"So give it a go," I said, "We got Jonnies and KY."
I took a tube of KY jelly and started greasing up her ass, she didn't like it one bit, but there wasn't much she could do about it, "You wanna give it a go?"
"Yeah," he said, "Why not, she nutted me so why not."
He had his denims off and his tool really swelled, you know, course I'd never seen his tool like stood up, not ever, but it was real strange when he dragged on a Durex and shoved the end at her tight brown bud.
Hell did she squirm, I never saw anyone squirm like it and I reckon that that's why he got inside of her at all because it took half a dozen attempts at least, and it was only when he got real mad that he got in there at all, it must have hurt because she started spiling tears, "Hey Al," I said lift her up we can double team her."
"What?" he asked.
"Like on Electric blue," I said.
"Fuck that, that's actors." he said, "This is fucking boring."
"So hotch up," I said and gave her a tug by the hair.
"Fucking hell Johnno," Al says, "That's kinky."
"It's on Electric blue." I told him.
"Yeah go on then," he said.
It took a bit of doing twisting her around and that but the Transit had a high roof and Al sort of grabbed her from behind and with his cock like a handle in her he sort of yanked her back and I just shoved my meat in her again, this time it just went straight in but I could feel Al's cock against mine through her cunt wall.
"Fuck Johnno, I can feel your fucking cock," Al said.
"I bet she feels totally fucking fucked now, what you think darling?"
She was gasping, making the duck tape bulge out and in, so I sort of peeled it away a bit so she could breathe, "Oh fucking hell," she said, "You'll split me in half!" she complained, except she didn't seem so cross as she had before, "Oh fucking hell," she said, "Oh no," and You could feel she had lost it and she was cumming, of course that set me off and then afterwards the I pulled out and Al was still busy fucking her ass, gee the stamina of that guy.
"Your friend, can you ask him to stop," she gasped.
"No, fuck you," I said, "Fucking put up with it OK."
"You're horrible." she said.
"So is your fucking brother," I said, "Fucked my bird, Al's sister," I told her, "Got her up the fucking duff, well bitch you can fucking tell your fucking brother he don't piss with Johnny Parfit."
