"Oh noo!" Josie bit her lips as red lights flashed in her rear-view mirror. She looked at the speedometer. "Eighty-five in a fifty-five. I'm screwed!" Josie stopped the car. One more ticket and Josie lost her license, or worse...
Instead of studying last night, she went to a college kegger. Josie had a 1.0 in class but a 4.0 in keggers. The next morning she awoke naked next to a frat boy. "Shit." Tying her blonde hair in a ponytail, Josie threw on her clothes but couldn't find her bra or panties.
"Fuck it, I'm running late." She sped off in her Mustang.
Josie watched the officer walk up, hoping she won't get a breathalyzer test. Her body reeked of booze from the night before. Josie had to get out of this mess...and she had to piss. Bad!
The cop tapped on her window. Josie rolled it down. "I'm officer Marcus and I'll need your license." Flashing a dimpled smile, Josie handed him the papers. She was surprised by the dark handsome man and the football size bulge in his pants.
"Miss Josie, I see you have unpaid tickets. "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"A bit too fast... I guess." Josie undid the top button of her blouse, flashing the top of her tits and a bit of nipple. "I'm on my way to my mom's for Easter...maybe you could let me go officer?"
"Not a chance!" Josie froze when the cop pulled out his handcuffs. "I should arrest you Miss Speed Demon. But first, please tell me why you were racing down the highway like a bat-out-of-hell?"
Josie whispered. "'Cause I have to go pee-pee...really-really bad."
"Prove it girl. NOW!"
"W-what? You mean pee right here?"
"Pee or jail. Your choice blondie." The officer grinned. "And I need to watch you piss to make sure you're not lying." The cop pointed to a bush. "Young lady hand me your panties and squat over there."
Josie's face went flush. "I WILL NOT!" The cop shook the handcuffs. "Okay-okay sir, but I'm not wearing panties." She waddled to the bush, lifted her skirt and squatted...with her blonde cunt on full display.
Marcus laughed. "Miss Josie I believe that's dried semen on your pubes. Is that from your boyfriend?"
"N-no sir...just some guy last night... I don't know his name."
"And I know a slut when I see one." Marcus pointed to her slit. "Now spread those twat flaps wide. I need to see pee squirting from your cunt." Josie spread her lips with two fingers so the cop could see right up her hole. An arch of pee shot out of her twat, puddling on the grass.
The cop took pics of her cunt to document the evidence.
"Officer I went pee-pee... can I go now?"