JoJo Thought He Was a Loner
And April Didn't Read the Signs
by
Donald Mallord
Copyright March 2025
5,000 Words and Change
Author's Notes
Reading Emily Miller's 'April's Cruel Days' set the impetus to write this tongue-in-cheek tale. Her story pushed my boundaries in both reading it and writing this one. Could I do as well as she? I set out in this effort to explore that dark corner of one's mind where forced sex may or may not be a good kinkโunless it has some twists.
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A Few Words About JoJo's Past
Before the Story Begins
(Not into background? Skip down to 'Enter Montana!')
JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner, somewhat like that Beatles song... he had to leave town to hide out, to get away from them... all kinds of them.
You see, JoJo was a chick magnet who aroused every woman within eyesight, driving them to roaring endless moans in bed with his passionate lovemaking. It didn't hurt either that he stood six feet ten and a half in his stocking feet, resembling Paul Bunyan, with a chin like a Canadian Mountie and a smile that made even eighty-year-olds' hearts leap. Though he didn't have a big blue ox, he did have the equivalent: an oversized cock that drove women wild.
What was wrong with that, you ask?
Well, JoJo was an anomaly. He was born with a purple cock. On top of that, he was also a genius and an intuitive expert at just about anything he touched. For instance, once, as a passenger on an airliner in dire trouble, he fixed a stalled engine in midair with a paper clip. See? Genius.
The purple cock?
Well, that explains why women were so drawn to him. He had a lot of trouble escaping their grasp--they wanted him day and night. Doctors concluded that the allure stemmed from a rare physiological condition linked to pheromone stimulation in women, triggered by that purple appendage. Women didn't even need to see it; just moments spent near him were enough for any woman to succumb to the impulses to make love inevitably.
If you put JoJo in an elevator with two or three ladies of any status, by the time it arrived at its destination, not one of them would have clothes on!
Where's this going, you ask?
Enter Montana
Well, it brings us to how JoJo ended up wandering through the desert, searching for a promising land where he could rest and remain undisturbed. By day, he followed the sun's path. He slept on cold rocks by night, steering clear of hotels and the women who sought him out. He wandered for years, probably forty for sure. He believed an arid desert, with its alkaline flats and shad-scale saltbush, held nothing of value for lustful women. Brilliant as he is, he wasn't always right.
JoJo crested a high butte in Powder River Country, Montana, astride his battered but well-cared-for hog, the sun baking his back through a threadbare denim vest emblazoned with his gang's name Knights of the Open Circuit. [So... It's just one guy, but he commands respect when he meets other bikers on the road. Nerdy, but essential for self-protection as no one questions his affiliation. Not with his size!]
His Harley resembled a stripped-down version of the flats, reduced to the essentials needed: a kick starter, a headlight, a throttle, and the road. His hogโa '52 Panheadโrumbled beneath him, its rigid frame clattering over the hardpack. The old machine was a survivor; its once-glossy paint was now sun-faded and pitted from years of grit and rain, but the kicker still caught true, and the S&S carb still sucked in air like a gulp of whiskey. He named her 'Firefly' after an old sci-fi space-cowboy show.
He stopped on the butte's crest and gazed over the vast plain, a raw, unforgiving emptiness of alkali dust and sun-cracked badlands. His twenty-fifteen pilot vision spotted what he had set out to find on that lonely road: a waystation for bikers who'd ridden too hard for too long, searching for a place to rest amid the desert's desolation.
Arriving behind a dusty Interstate Greyhound, JoJo pulled up as the air brakes hissed. The door swung open, and a skinny figure stepped out onto the dirt with a guitar slung over her shoulder. A mass of state stickers covered the soft case. One glance his way and she couldn't help but lick her lips.
"Panhead '52?" she asked, her buttercup eyes roaming.
"Yep," he shot back. "You know your bikes."
"I know what I likes," she answered, the words coming out under a slight grin.
It left JoJo a little unsettled.
'Was she talking about hogs or that fatal attraction women always had for him?'
Still, she turned and headed to the bar. She was the type of kid no one gave a second glance toโin a barโexcept as a last pick around closing time. Dressed in trendy jeans with fake rips and bleached pockets, she tugged her skin-tight midriff halter top back down over a generous set of tits. For a girl with such a slim frame, those breasts were quite disproportionate. She walked past an eclectic row of bikes lined up like dominoes in front of the desolate biker bar. Not a single car or truck was in that parking lot as she stepped onto the creaking old wooden porch.
"Bitch, didn't read her sign," JoJo huffed as he slid his massive frame off his Harley. The shadow he cast upon that arid ground looked exactly like ol' Paul Bunyan, redhead and all. Twisting his hips left and then right, he rolled his head to ease the kinks before strolling up the steps shortly thereafter.
"This ought to be fun."
The bar noise buzzed like an outhouse in June. Flies zoomed everywhere, licking up spilt beer and only God knows what else. They flew in a place that looked and smelled as if it hadn't seen a broom or mop in at least thirty years. Still, it was cooler inside than out, so, there was that.
JoJo sauntered in and came to a standstill. It took a few moments for his eyes to adjust to the dim light, which allowed the bikers some time to size him up. Once his vision had adjusted, he did the same... He counted fourteen, scattered around two pool tables and a few oak picnic benches. Of those, he figured four might engage in a fight; the others would watch and wait, ready to take their shots after the fighters had done their damage. The odds weren't in favor... JoJo had them outnumbered, and the smug bastards had no clue. He'd take 'em down without giving them a chance. Ain't no such thing as a fair fight, he learned that ridin' the road.
Meanwhile, the curly redhead was chatting up the equally red-headed barkeep as JoJo sat nearby.
Red spoke with a soft southern accent: "So, I sing my own songs. I could split my tips with you, maybe... 25%, if you let me use your place."
The barkeep grinned and shrugged. The bikers stopped shootin' pool to listen in as she got flustered and raised her voice.