-- Thursday --
After a super long sleep, I woke up at lunch time. The perks of being unemployed. Tihi! The events of the previous day, however, weighed heavy on my mind. Remember? I had gotten myself into big trouble, 'cause I had become too careless and forgotten about the lurking danger. I had gotten arrested, 'cause I had acted too rash and impulsive. Only that small voice of restraint had gotten me outta jail and free of charges.
Lessons learned? For sure, it was too dangerous to be too bimboy. Even in my bimbo bliss, I couldn't let myself go completely but needed to keep a hint of my wits about me. That was why I had a new motto: Be a beautifool, not a bimbecile! Piece of cake... not! How was I supposed to do that?
More worrying, however, was the fact that I had to find a way to pay 500 bucks per week to LGZ and another 500 bucks to the corrupt cop. As Sosa had trailed me on my way home, he knew where I lived so I couldn't really evade him. On top of that, I had to find a way to earn that kinda cash without entering the barrio. Easy-peasy... not! How was I supposed to do that?
Due to these new expenses, I had to find a remedy from my financial obligations 'cause they were totally piling up. Besides, my savings were kinda running out 'cause unemployment. Duh! After my ouster from the consulting firm, I had seen the LGZ gang as the right place to pursue my bimbo career and earn some cash along the way. After the latest events, however, I wasn't so sure about it anymore. After all, the gang had given me way more trouble than benefits. I guess, there was only one reasonable consequence. I had to find a way to get away from 'Loz Gandallazzz'. Walk in the park... not! How was I supposed to do that?
Questions over questions! Problems over problems!
So how did I react? By procrastinating, as in spending the rest of the day online on the 'Bimbo Nation' website. Yay! For hours, I chatted with other bimbos and looked at pictures of glamour models and human barbies and living sexdolls to distract myself. After all, dreaming of further bimbofications was that much more thrilling than worrying my pretty head, wasn't it?
-- Friday --
The next morning, I had found a way to forget about my worries and stuff. Let me ask you: What had been the biggest sexcess story over the last coupla days? My cosmetic surgery! Of course! After all, my resting pucker face had totally driven all dudes into a frenzy, making them act really ruthless and relentless and raw and raunchy. Remember? Dudes had started calling my lips 'meat bumpers' and 'trout pout' and stuff. They had been super complimentary and laudatory and appreciative about it! Yay! All righty, so not totally righty! Cause I had gotten some criticism for not choosing other surgeries. That irked me to the max, 'cause it made me feel like I needed to set it right.
Prowling the 'Bimbo Nation' website, I had discovered lotsa pictures of some milfy bimbo pornstar who went by my surname. Coincidence? Maybe! Fate? Totally! Why? Cause she had a similar physique with the same 5'4 height. More than that, she also had the same cup size as in c-cups. However, that had been before she had gotten the bestest boobjob ever and become a porn legend, or more like her ginormous juggies had become legendary. I so couldn't stop looking at pictures of her and her massive mammaries. I so couldn't stop reading comments about her killer knockers. I so couldn't stop fantasizing about having the same fablous fakebags. So jelly! So envious!
While surfing the website, I got surprised by an old friend. Who? That voice of restraint had piped up several times. For fuck's sake! You're such an attention-whoring divadoll! You're such a greedy girl! We gotta be more cautious and less rash. Don't forget the time in jail. This is a life-changing thingie that needs to be well-considered. Don't be a vapid, vain vulg-ho!
More surprisingly than that, a new voice responded by objecting to the moderation, kinda like the voice of temptation. Meh, chica! We've been a bland, boring buzzkill for way too long already. You only live once, right? We totally gotta make the best of it and make up for lost time! This is gonna bring us so much more looks and attention and admiration. Don't be a ditzy, docile damsel in distress!
Oh wow! Suddenly, there were two sides to each argument, literally like the beautifool on my right and the bimbecile on my left shoulder. Mind blown! Anyhoo, both sides had some valid points. The voice of restraint was all about being a bimbo in a safe space whereas the voice of temptation was about living life to the bubbliest. What a contrast! What a struggle!
Whatever! First thingies first! After all, I couldn't get those pictures from the 'Bimbo Nation' outta my head as they were constantly preying on my mind. That was why I had to do some thingie about it. What exactly? Using the next day to drive to my trusted plastic surgeon 'cause gathering information had never hurt anybody, right?
To nobody's surprise, the doctor wasn't really caught off-guard by my return. See? Top customer! Purr-fect client! It still made him chuckle when I showed him the pictures of the bimbo boobies I was looking for. As it turned out, he had performed the original surgery on my porny role model, so he knew exactly how to achieve the same look. What a happy coincidence! What a chance of a lifetime!
In the end, he suggested 500cc cohesive silicone gel implants to be placed behind my breast tissue. Why over the muscle? Cause I already had a good amount of breast tissue, as in c-cups, so it would produce somewhat natural-looking fakebags that should age well. Also, the recovery was supposed to be easier. Oh wow! Clear vision, full chest! Tihi!
Oh my god! This was too good to be true. Of course, I so couldn't say no to a golden opportunity like that. Duh! That was why I decided to start with all the restraint tomorrow and go with my guts for the last time ever. Yay! Even though I was super excited, I was also ultra nervous. My heart literally beat in my throat when I followed the surgeon into the operation room. No matter what, my feelings soon changed to light-headed and dreamy, 'cause I received the general anesthesia. Welcome Mr. Sandman! Yay! Yay!
When I woke up, every thingie had changed. Still sleepy, I had to squint my eyes several times to blink the sleep away. When my vision cleared, I looked down my body but couldn't see bubkiss... except for my boobies, or more like two bulky mounds all wrapped up in bandages. Oh wow! Those two artificial hills were ginormous, so much so that they hid all thingies underneath. So amaze!
For a coupla hours, I had to stay in the recovery room for close monitoring. After another inspection by the surgeon, he deemed me stable for discharge. Before leaving, I was given specific post-operative instructions for my titty implant recovery and a follow-up appointment with the doctor. I also received pain pills and an antibiotic to prevent infection.
Just like that, I was back at home. It had all happened super fast and had been surprisingly uncomplicated. Yet, it had totally been life changing. Oh wow! No way, any kinda thingie would ever be the same. Neither my self-awareness nor my body image nor my physical feelings. Neither people's perception nor their looks nor their reactions. So awesome!
-- Saturday --
As instructed, I had to wear my support garment, aka the elastic band thingie called bandeau, all around the clock to minimize swelling and support my boobies as they healed. Of course, I was totally itching to unwrap my new best friends and inspect them and play with them. In the end, however, I abided to these instructions, 'cause I really wanted the bestest result possible. After all, I was determined to listen to my voice of restraint... most of the time.
Due to this, I decided to take it easy. That involved no intense physical activity, as in no sports or sex. Pant! As I couldn't get no sexual release, I decided to go for an alternate form of relief. Some thingie I had wanted to do for a long time. What exactly? I headed to my tattoo parlor although I wasn't about to get another tattoo. Instead, I opted for a piercing. Yay! I already had that clitty zipper piercing that I totally loved 'cause it showed my obedience in the bestest way ever. Now, I was going for another typical bimbo piercing, as in a tongue stud.
I mean, as much as I surfed on the 'Bimbo Nation' website and browsed through glamour magazines, there was a striking thingie all the chicks had in common. Most bimbos and pornstars and fitness models and instastars had a tongue piercing. So I totally needed one too, right? After all, it's said that tongue piercings are the traditional sign of sluts and the promiscuous, aren't they? So purr-fect! So fitting!
By now, I was kinda like a regular for the tattoo artist. Again! Top costumer! Purr-fect client! Yay! That was why he didn't ask lotsa questions. Instead, he was all business-like when he marked the position in the middle of my tongue. After clamping the area, he pierced my tongue, which made my eyes water but didn't hurt too badly. After the needle had gone through, he removed it and slit the jewelry in through the hole. Then he attached the ball, and with that, I was ready to go. Easy peasy! Glittery glamour!