Jerry had a terrible day at work, and decided to pretend he was sick and just call it a day. Not wanting a virus to spread across the work floor, his bosses let him go and wrote him off for the day. So Jerry drove straight home, making only one stop to grab a burger and fries for lunch on his way home. With the afternoon off, he figured it would be fun to watch tv, veg out, and maybe clean the kitchen and make supper before the wife came home. He'd get time to recharge and she wouldn't have to do anything when she got home. Win for everyone in his books. Jerry had also clocked some serious overtime the week before so there would be no loss in his pay the next week. He just needed a break, and he was taking one right now.
He knew how hard his wife worked, as she told him everyday when she got home that the first thing she did everyday was clean the place up. It always looked so immaculate whenever he came home from work every evening, he had no idea where she found the energy after working herself, and he was always grateful for it. So now he was going to do it for her. Seemed like a nice romantic gesture, giver her a break after he takes one.
Yet when he returned to the house, he was surprised to see someone was already inside their home, walking around. At first he thought it was a burglar stealing all their stuff, but when he walked into the house and snuck around, he saw this younger woman walking around doing stuff. She was vacuuming, dusting, and even clearing away the dishes in the sink! Who the hell is this woman? Jerry ran back to the front door, opened the big door and then slammed it to announce to the house someone was home. He pretended to be just arriving, and the sounds made the young woman walk out to see what was going on. She was surprised to see him.
As she emerged from the kitchen, Jerry got a closer look at the young woman. She couldn't be more than twenty-six, and shew wasn't even wearing a bra, as her nipples could be seen from underneath her tight shirt. She looked Hispanic, had beautiful black hair that was put up into a pony tail so it wouldn't get in her face while she worked. The young woman was also wearing some nice tights that gave anyone who checked a great view of her nice ass. She looked confused as she walked up.
"Who are you?" She asked him, "What are you doing here?"
"Ummm," Jerry started, pretended to be surprised too. He held up his keys, and shook them to make a gesture. "I live here. What are you doing in my house?"
"Isn't it obvious," the young girl replied, "I'm cleaning it. I'm your maid."
"We don't have a maid," Jerry replied, "First I'm hearing about this. I'm calling the police."
"Wait, no!" the woman cried. She looked worried. "Please don't call the cops, I work for the lady of the house. She pays me to clean up everyday while you both work."
Jerry couldn't believe what he was hearing, his wife had hired someone to clean the place up while they were both at work, and then took the credit for the maid's work and said she had done all the cleaning. But all this time she had outsourced the work to someone south of the border. Another thought then popped into his head, no cops cause she was probably undocumented. So not only did she outsource, she hired someone who wasn't legal just to save a few bucks. Sometimes his wife could be such a cheap bitch, but this was a new low even for her. Taking credit for someone else's work just to stroke her ego, it was all bullshit! She had been lying the whole time!
Jerry smiled, and decided to see how far he could push it. "No, I'm afraid not. I came home and there's this strange woman in my house. The police usually call that breaking and entering, and trespassing. Excuse me while I dial 911..."
"No wait!" She called out again, "This is just a misunderstanding. She didn't tell you about me and I'm not sure why. Please don't call them. I'll do anything!"
Jerry smiled and put the cell away. "Define anything."
"Just what it means," the woman replied, "I'll do anything you want."
