This is a story that was requested by a friend of mine. I have thought about quite a bit to come up with this story. It is fictional and names have been changed to protect the guilty and the innocent.
"Damn my luck," Paul said as he heard the band he was listening to say they were playing their last song of the night. After the song Paul went up to the band told them that he enjoyed the show and left the bar, he was more than a little drunk. After he staggered to his car he started it up and started toward his home but really and truly decided that he wanted another beer or three before he headed home.
As he drove Paul remembered a little place called, Dave's Place that stayed open till 4am and it was still just a little before 2am and his woman was still dancing at the strip club and wouldn't be home until about 6 so he had four hours to kill before he would be missed. Pulling into the parking lot of the club he saw a sign that said, "Pageant tonight at midnight hosted by Jade and Shawna."
Paul thought, "Well that should be interesting, if they are still having the show that is."
After parking he staggered to the front door and it was opened by a man that was dressed as a woman and Paul said, "Hello, I think I'm in the wrong place!"
He turned to leave but a large woman grabbed his arm and said, "Stop, what do you mean wrong place?"
Paul turned to the woman and said, "I'm just not into all this cross-dressing stuff!"
The woman said, "Listen, my name is Jade, if I pay your cover charge will you stay and watch the rest of the pageant?" Jade then looked Paul up and down noticing his blue jeans, black T shirt emblazoned with an eagle and the words Harley Davidson on it, his ankle length black leather coat and his black high top Nikes.
Paul looked her up and down seeing a very plump woman with blonde hair and very large nice shaped breasts with hard nipples obvious against the tiger striped blouse she was wearing and said, "Uh, I tell you what Jade, you buy a couple beers and you got yourself a deal!"
Jade said, "Ok, and had him sit down at the table that she was sitting at and motioned a waitress over before she paid the cross dresser at the door. When the waitress arrived Jade said, "Get that man whatever he wants to drink and put it on my tab."
Paul replied, "Budweiser, please." He started closely at Jade trying to figure her out.
The waitress disappeared into the area behind the bar and Jade looked at Paul and said, "You got a name, stud?"
Paul laughed, "I'm Paul."
"Nice to meet you, Paul," Jade said. "I'll be back, I've got to go and do the interview segments of the pageant if you need anything ask the waitress to put it on my tab."
Over the next 30 or so minutes Paul realized that the pageant was men dressed as women trying to win something like a Miss America pageant or something. Paul thought to himself, "Well, I'm going to drink some more beers and watch this, if nothing else it's going to be funny." In that time Paul consumed more beers.
Jade returned to see Paul smile up at her drunkenly, "I see you were thirsty..."
Paul said, "Where is the rest room, I gotta piss?"
Jade said, "It's over there by the front door." She pointed and Paul started to get up and fell back into his chair with a frustrated groan. "Here, I'll help you," Jade said as she helped him to his feet.
At the bathroom door, Paul said, "I can take it from here."
Jade said, "No, I'll help you, you might fall in the floor."
"What're you going to do, hold my cock while I piss?"
"Is that a request?"
Paul not believing he heard her right said, "Sure, hold my cock for me while I empty it."
Jade steered him into the handicapped stall bypassing the urinals and the stopped with him standing in front of the toilet and he reached down and unbuckled his belt and tugged his underwear to under his balls and he looked at Jade who was looking at his limp cock. Jade reached down and helped him aim so that he hit the toilet instead of the floor. Once his bladder was empty Jade started to stroke his cock and Paul moaned as she did so. As his cock started to harden Jade reached down and pulled his pants and underwear down to his ankles and had him turn and sit on the toilet.
Jade knelt in front of him and said, "Mind if I suck it?"
Paul's mind was reeling and he said, "Look, I have a girlfriend and I'm loyal to her."
Jade said, "What she doesn't know won't hurt her, will it?"
Paul said, "I guess not." Jade then lowered her lips to his now erect 7" cock and started giving him a blow job. Paul thought that he had died and gone to heaven as he felt her lips go quickly up and down his cock. Jade was able to deep throat Paul which was something that he didn't get to experience with Donna as she wasn't able to take him all the way into her throat. He stared at Jade with drunken fascination as the lipstick that she was wearing was getting smeared all over his salvia slickened cock. He moaned as Jade lifted off his cock and started kissing his balls leaving them lipstick stained as well with lip prints. Paul moaned and said, "You're amazing at this girl!"