Author's Note:
This story contains elements that may be uncomfortable for readers (beyond the noncon stuff) including raceplay and misogynistic language.
Due to strong personal beliefs, I must reiterate that I do not condone the actions taken within this story by select characters- they are meant to be purely titillating fantasies, and outside of fantasies they are inexcusably evil. All characters depicted are 18 or over.
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"They're not actually going to cross over GospelBot and Meteor Man," was the phrase that would set into motion a long night.
TF (she didn't even know what it stood for, but she always thought of it as "That Fucker") snorted, and Jackie gritted her teeth. He'd only been working with her for three months and already he'd managed to be the most obnoxious coworker she'd ever had.
"That's what they want you to think, sweet-tits," he began, in that droning voice that always sounded like he was a professor dealing with a problem student. "But
actually
, Onya is totally gonna throw in an after-credits scene where Meteor Man bumps into Type-01."
Jackie could feel her brain overheat as it provided so many different possible angles of attack, ranging from Onya's artistic integrity and emotional baggage with leaving GospelBot behind, to how superhero movies had poisoned audience expectations on blockbuster films, to the sheer amount of copyright issues that would ensue.
Instead, she cut the middle-man, and arrived at the destination all those roads arrived at.
"You're a fucking idiot."
Normally, TF would get a little surly at this point and skulk off, after his oh-so-wondrous mind had been challenged by such eloquent reasoning, but instead the young man simply smirked.
"Willing to bet on it?"
Jackie gave her own are-you-stupid look. "You could just give me some free money instead of making yourself suffer first."
"So you don't want the money?"
"Money is good. What's your wager?"
"Five grand, cash. The day the movie comes out, if there's no Type-01, I'll hand you the stack myself and let you count it."
"Uh huh," Jackie said. She leaned back in her seat, crossing her arms. "And if you actually win?"
"Well..." he drawled, his eyes roving up and down Jackie's body, "if I win, I get sucky-suck."
For most, this would be the part where they rather uncouthly threatened HR or violence, or perhaps both. Some of them might even follow up on those threats in short order.
A full-bodied laugh filled the office cubicle. "Seriously, just a fucking blowie?"
Jackie was not most people.
TF blinked in surprise. "I'm sorry?"
"Oh, you definitely will be when I get my five grand," she said, still chuckling. "C'mon, this is what your grand move is for? Just some sloppy toppy? Nice job on throwing in an Asian joke too by the way."
TF was quick to bounce back. "You willing to up the ante then, if you're so sure? Cuz you will be sorry yourself when Type-01 and Meteor Man shake hands."
Jackie leaned forward, ignoring the young man's pointed glance down her shirt. "Bitch, if Type-01 and Meteor Man actually meet, I'd let you fuck me any way you want for an entire night."
"Really," TF said, giving her a pointedly unbelieving face. "I'm a fucking sexual machine, sweet-tits. You wouldn't be able to walk right for a week after I'm done with you."
"What, you? I bet you're a one-pump chump."
"You willing to find out?"
"I'm not going to, because I'm going to get five grand instead." Jackie leaned back in her chair. "I'm so confident that I'm willing to put it all on the table."
"For the bet, we really need to figure out what 'all' means," TF said.
She crossed her arms. "If you win, which ain't gonna happen, I'd let you fuck me any way you want. I'd let you take me raw, no rubber, no pulling out. I'd let you tie me up and fuck me like I'm just a toy. I'd let you fuck me in the ass as hard as you can."
The young man crossed his legs and coughed. "And on the 'night' part?"
"As soon as we're done with work, and until we have to go in again next morning."
"That's like 14 hours."
"Yeah, and it's not happening," Jackie retorted. "I can't believe you're so fucking stupid that you're gonna give me five grand over this."
TF ignored the jab. His gaze was focused now, hungry. "Then we have a deal?"
"Yeah." She extended her hand. "Done deal."
"Swell," he said, taking her hand and shaking it. He tensed his thighs for a few moments, then got up. "See ya around, sweet-tits. Get some rest, cuz when the movie's out next week, me love you long time."
"Fuck you."
"That's the plan."
****
Jackie was not terribly surprised that TF would make that kind of bet. It was not some great mystery why he kept on bugging her at work- it was also why she hated his guts so much. From day one he'd been blatantly undressing her with his eyes, unabashedly staring at her ass or taking a peek at her cleavage. Granted, it was sorta natural to find the tiny twenty-two year old Asian chick with a nice tan and a round ass hot, but that didn't mean one could be a dick about it.
The great irony was that if he had just been a normal coworker and had asked her if he could take a crack at that pussy, she probably would've said yes. Hell, at her old job a dare had quickly evolved into a coworker bending her over a glass table and reaming her for fifteen minutes raw. She was a self-described slut, and she loved being one.
But since TF had to be That Fucker about it, she wasn't going to even entertain letting him touch her. Even the bet didn't change that- the odds were so hilariously in her favor it wasn't really much of a bet.
Of course, that didn't stop him from being even more of a douche.
****
"Shin Meteor Man's gonna have a special release with English subs Thursday night in the UK," he said, Monday morning. "Guess I'll be having a special release myself, if you know what I mean."
"Is that what you call it when you don't have your tissues handy?" she had replied, not even looking away from the monitor.
****
"Thursday night, you gonna be a Pad Thai," he said, Tuesday afternoon. "Brown, hot, and filled with a lot of nuts."
"And you're gonna be a Portuguese muffin," she spat back. "White, dry, and no one's putting you in their mouth."
"Oh, someone will," he said, looking at her lips.
****
"What are you doing now?" she asked tiredly.
TF didn't break his gaze from her lower half. "Just checking in on what's gonna be mine tomorrow. Better get all nice and clean down there, just for me."
"Oh, I will. I want to be nice and clean when you hand me five grand."
"Better watch your ass, Chinatown," he said. "Cuz I'll be nutting in it tomorrow."
"Ackshually, I'm Thai," she said, using his grating tone of voice. "Gee, don't you know your geography?"
"I know that I'm going to Thai you up and make you scream my name."
Jackie laughed, then went back to looking up high-end mecha models.
****
Thursday afternoon came, and Jackie found herself feeling a little antsy as she sat in her cubicle, playing with her pen as she stared at the monitor. The news on the movie would be releasing soon, and she was eager to get her cash.
She wondered if he even had the money. Was he going to just awkwardly walk into the cubicle, mumbling about how he'd need a few days to get her the dough? Honestly, she might not even mind if she didn't get the money, if she got to see him eat crow like that. It was wishful thinking, but it'd be nice if he couldn't look her in the eye for a while after that.
Her chaos account pinged, and she scooted forward a bit more quickly than she'd care to admit. Someone had tagged her in her main server, in #spoilercorner. That only gave her a moment's hesitation- she knew there were a few big Meteor Man fans in the server, and something simple as some random kaiju showing up could be it.
Clicking on the notification, she saw that one of her online buddies had tagged everyone, along with the message "WHAT THE FUCK". There was a spoilered image in the channel, and she hovered over it for a moment before clicking.
No.
NO.
WHAT.
The picture was a bit grainy, clearly taken from some Brit's phone, but she could rather clearly see the theater screen. Or, rather, the frame of Meteor Man shaking hands with Type-01 on said screen.
"Bull fucking shit," she muttered.
That seemed to be the reactions in the channel as well. Jackie pushed away from the monitor, then fished her phone out of her purse and checked out twitter. Her hands were a little shaky as she began to check out the trending tags.
As if in mockery of her reality, the top tags were all related. #shinmeteorman #gospelbot #gospelxmeteorman #ONYANO, each one with thousands of retweets.
Diving into it did nothing to alleviate her fears. There were multiple screenshots from different theaters, a lot of text in Japanese she couldn't read, and even a video reaction in some theater in Tokyo.