In sex education we were told about average sizes for a man's penis. It was pointed out that average means just that, average. They can be bigger and they can be smaller.
It's not the size that matters we were assured. It's how the man uses it.
Lying bastards. Size does matter, and I damn well know. Hells bells, take a moment to do some basic arithmetic. I'll do some for you.
Mr.A has a penis one and a half inches thick and six inches long. We'll call that about average.
Mr.B has a penis two inches thick and nine inches long. That's somewhat more than average.
But it's not a case of Mr.B being three inches longer than Mr.A. It's a case of Mr B having a penis three times the size of Mr.A. I kid you not.
Mr.A has a cock that is ten cubic inches in size, but you'll find that Mr.B has a cock that is thirty cubic inches.
It's the sort of thing that can come as a hell of a shock to a girl who is used to meeting Mr.A and his friends, especially when the meeting is entirely involuntary.
Let me tell you what happened.
A bunch of us had been swimming. After the pool closed down we naturally headed to the change rooms for a shower and then we were all heading our separate ways.
For various reasons I was late getting to the changing rooms. I was actually the last one there by quite a long shot and the others had either already gone by the time I arrived or headed out while I was still in the shower.
I dried off and came waltzing out of the shower, the towel loosely wrapped around my waist. I was heading towards the locker where I'd stored my stuff and didn't even notice the man in the room until he spoke.
"My, my," this voice said. "We have a straggler, and such a pretty one. You have splendid boobs, you know."
My reaction was automatic. I just naturally pulled the towel higher to cover my breasts while turning to see who was there. The bastard promptly pointed out my mistake.
"Oh, my," he said. "And now you're flashing your pussy at me. I see you're clean shaven. I like that in a woman. Shows off those nice sensual curves."
So I'm trying to pull the towel both up and down and finally spot this swine standing at the end of the lockers, not even pretending to be sorry for intruding and definitely giving me a thorough once over.
I wasn't scared or anything at this point. Just embarrassed and annoyed. The creep was a very average sort of man. Average height, average weight and average looks. About thirty, was my guess, neither fat nor thin but just so totally average he could market himself as the average man.
"Excuse me," I said, very politely, "but this is the women's changing room. You'll have to leave."
"I don't think so," he told me. "We seem to be the last two people here and you're very attractive you know. I think it would be quite rewarding if we entertained each other for a while."