The priest was in the garden. He was in his mid thirties, gentle, lanky, dark haired and dark eyed. He was currently engaged in conversation with Lucas's Aunt Frieda. She joined them and waited patiently until there was a lull in the conversation.
"Father, I'd love to talk to you, if you have a moment," she said, leading him away.
"What is it - er, Jilly, was it?" he said, confusedly. "This has been a wonderful party. Thank you so much for inviting me."
"Father," she said quietly. "I have sinned. I'd appreciate it if you had a moment to spare."
"What do you mean?" he said in bafflement, pushing his glasses up his nose. The poor man. He had no idea what she was about to say.
"Please, let's go in here," she said, pulling him into a small study lined with legal books.
"I need you to hear me out, father."
"I'm sure it's nothing too bad," he said gently but gravely. "But if you feel you must."
"Oh, it is very bad," she said innocently. "Today is my wedding day. And I don't know what's coming over me. I ate one of my best friend's pussies, and seduced my fiancΓ© into coming inside me unprotected."
He looked at her, taken aback. Was there the slightest stirring in his trousers? There was clearly a split second as he thought about what to do.
"Why?" he said. She couldn't help notice the sheer curiosity mingled with stern disapproval in his voice.
"Why not?" she replied.
"All of us have impure thoughts at times - even - even," he said with hesitation, "well, all of us do. But you should have waited until you were married," he said.
"Oh, I know."
"So then you won't do it again."
"Oh, no - I will," Jilly said. "I'm very eager to do it again, and almost certainly will again. I've been thinking about which one of the groomsmen to fuck. I'm so hungry for cum right now."
The priest's cheeks flushed. He was clearly almost about to stammer out some sort of apology and leave the room. But at the last second, she saw his resolve stiffen.
"All right," he said. "Bend over the desk."
"What are you going to do?" said Jilly.
All traces of good nature had disappeared from his face. He looked firm, commanding, even disciplinarian.
"I said bend over," he said.
He paced back and forth. Jilly put her face against the papers and waited with bated breath. "Look, father, I was only trying to confess," she said. Her heart was pounding in terror. She willed someone, anyone, to come in.