[Features: non-con, transforming into a penis, sex, NTR technically kinda?]
I woke up... surprisingly refreshed. I mean really, all things considered, I felt pretty good. Besides a weird taste in my mouth but that's...
Not really a surprise.
You know that moment when you wake up and all of your life kinda rushes back to you? Usually that's fine, not a big deal. I don't know if I have a heart right now but if I did, I'd be worried about cardiac arrest.
"Oh hey, you're awake! We were starting to get worried. Margaret's currently at work right now but she should be getting off pretty soon."
Hearing Janet's voice, wait, when did I hear her name? Either way, hearing her voice did not ease my rapidly beating heart. Well, if I have one. Great, that didn't ease it at all either. I just kinda, laid there (sat there?) unmoving. Just willing the world to go away for a little while. I didn't want to be here.
"Uh, hey, you are okay right?"
"..no. No, I'd say I'm pretty fucking far from okay after your girlfriend decided to choke on me."
No, calm down, calm down, calm down. Don't get angry, don't blow up, this isn't some online thing or a bad boss. This is my, my tormentor. Gotta stay calm.
"W-well... yeah..."
"Look, that was just, just don't do anything like that again okay? That was, that was horrible."
She was silent. That was a really bad sign. I almost felt like sighing but it got stifled along the way. I wasn't feeling, exasperated so much as... anxious. I was filled with anxiety about what my future might look like. I felt like I was choking on ash just thinking about it. Hell, a dark part of me thought, choking on ash would probably be a nice change of pace.
"Well, I'm glad you're awake. You were asleep for over 20 hours."
What.
"What?"
"Yeah! You just passed out and then did nothing. I had to go to work with you like that and I was worried the entire time."
I was with her while she went to work? I was in panties and pants and didn't even wake up the entire time?
"That's, pretty crazy."
"That wasn't even the most worrying thing! I had to... use the bathroom."
"How, how on earth did that work?"
"That was what really started to cause us to panic!" I looked up from where I was. She was standing and texting while naked in her room. "It worked, it traveled right through you, but you were still asleep the entire time!"
I, I got pissed through again while asleep? That, that feels pretty fucked up... that taste in my mouth isn't just because of yesterday, is it? Ughhh.
"But you're awake now, so it's all good!"
I stared up at her and she looked down at me, with a fragile smile. My own face was deadpan.
"You thought you killed me didn't you?"
"Look! We had no idea! We even checked if you were breathing but, but it was really hard to tell!"
"Well maybe don't force someone to puke buckets and buckets of cum while being molested in pitch darkness by a tongue the size of their own body."
I was calm, calm. Absolutely calm. An absolutely calm fury. I'm pretty sure if the genders were reversed this would be rape. Wait, no, bad thought process. The genders don't have to be reversed for that. I was... best not to go down that line of thought. Best to just relax.
No. No, we can't be that lazy. We have to undo this shit right now before something worse happens to me.
"Janet."
"Hmm? Sorry, I was texting Margaret telling her you were okay."
"We have to undo this."
"Uhh, I-I don't know how we could do that."
Damn it. Think brain, think. What were the exact words you used? They were, they are related. They have to be, right? I think at least. Think, think, think.
"Dude, why are you such a dick? Calm down already."
"At least I got one."
"Yes. Because I totally want one."
It can't be that fucking easy.
"Janet! Quick! Say you don't want a dick!"
She just looked down at me owlishly and I was horribly worried she would refuse to do it. Luckily, her confusion seemed to skip that possible thought.
"I, don't want a dick?"
Nothing happened. Does she have to mean it? Is this related at all? Those words might have just been what one of our teammates heard and then decided to do this because of the irony. But no, no I can't just let things go like that. Did it have anything to do with what I said?
My brain was working overtime, doing stupid mental gymnastics, trying to figure out any angle. It wasn't like my words had ever been taken literally before. If I had ever said something like "I'm a pizza." or something stupid, it had never caused me to turn into a pizza. What am I missing?
Did her calling me a dick cause this? Did me not refuting it cause this? Was it something about 'at least I got one' that made this happen? I had no way to know.
"Janet, I've got a few things I'd like us to try."
And we tried. I tried refusing, saying "I am not a dick. I am a person." I had her say I wasn't a dick, say I was a person, say I will turn back right now. I tried saying that I didn't have a dick, she tried saying that, every variation we could think of those words were attempted.
Worthless. None of it worked. Maybe it was one of her teammates after all.
"Sorry. We tried at least but I don't think there's any magic word to undo this."
"We'll look into the people we were playing with next!"
"They were randoms though? How are we going to find out who they are?"
Fuck. There's gotta be some way of recording that stuff right? The game doesn't have anything convenient like "last played with" but there's gotta be something we can use there right? I was running out of ideas and starting to panic a little.