My mother is what is known as impecunious. This is a fancy word for describing someone who had too much month left at the end of the money. She has this little tendency to buy her luxuries first and then wonder why she hasn't got the money to buy the essentials. Now that I'm eighteen and working I can help out to a certain extent, but I'm seriously thinking of getting my own place.
I have to admit that my mother is also a bit of a tart, or at least she tries to be. She thinks she's twenty years younger than she is and is always madly flirting and chasing men. I've learnt to ignore this sort of behaviour, but it is another factor in my wanting my own place.
It was the impecunious bit that got me into trouble. Mother knew that the hot water service was breaking down and she kept putting off the repairs, insisting that it was good for a while yet. It wasn't.
I'd been out in the garden half the afternoon, doing the lawns, and weeding, and putting in some bulbs. When I was finished I was grotty, filthy, sweaty and sticky, muddy and grumpy. What I wanted first and foremost was a hot shower. What I got was cold water.
Towel wrapped around me, I went looking for my mother.
"What's with the hot water?" I demanded.
"Oh, I meant to tell you, dear," she said. "It gave up the ghost this morning. I've arranged for a plumber to come out on Monday to look at it."
"This morning?" I asked sweetly, and she nodded.
"So you knew this morning, before you sent me out to work in a muddy garden?"
"Ah, yes, dear. I said it was this morning."
"It didn't occur to you that I might need a hot shower after getting cover in mud and grime and miscellaneous bits of vegetation?" I asked, making it a straight question, carefully omitting any signs of sarcasm.
"Well, of course you'll need a hot shower. Oh, there's no hot water, is there?"
I was speechless, which was probably a good thing. What I wanted to say would have blistered the ears of a sailor. My mother filled in the silence with what was, for her, a reasonable idea.
"Why not have a hot shower next door?"
"A good idea," I agreed, "but Cheryl went out earlier. I saw her go. I guess I'm going to have the fastest cold shower known."
"Not at Cheryl's. At Joe's place."
Mother's idea promptly turned from reasonable to you've got to be kidding. I just gave her a look.
"He's at the football this afternoon and won't be back for ages. It just so happens that I still have a key to his back door. You know I feed his cat when he's away. You can go in and have a shower and as long as you clean up after yourself he'll never know."
I couldn't stand the thought of a cold shower and if Joe had gone to the footy he wouldn't be back until the evening. He always went to the pub afterwards, either to have a drink to victory or a drink of consolation. I could nip over there, have my shower, and be back in ten minutes. It wasn't the half hour I wanted, but it would be hot water.
I grabbed the key and nipped over to Joe's. Not being an idiot, I knocked just to be sure he wasn't home. Unlikely, as his car was missing. No answer so I let myself in, smiling happily.
Into the bathroom and into the shower. A nice hot shower. Bliss. Then the bathroom door opened and I had a heart attack. I was standing there, horrified, as in stalked George, with George proving instant recovery from the heart attack. George might be male but he's also a beautiful long-haired Siamese cat. George settled down on my clothes and lay watching me. Typical male, watching the naked female.
"Don't you go shedding all over my clothes, George," I warned him, resuming my interrupted shower.
It turned out that I must have insulted him because when I next looked he was gone. I stepped out of the shower to get dried and found the towel was gone. So were my clothes. That damned cat had probably dragged them out of the room to make himself a bed somewhere else. And there were no other towels there. Typical man, Joe probably just forgot to put towels in the bathroom in case they were needed. I'd have to go and find where George had dragged mine. Still, he wouldn't have taken them far.
Dripping wet, which meant that I'd have to wipe the hallway, damn it, I stepped out of the bathroom to try to find George and my towel. I didn't see George but my towel was right there in plain sight. The trouble was, Joe was holding it, and he was holding it open as though inviting me to step forward so that he could wrap it around me.
There wasn't much else I could do, was there? Stark naked and red of face I stepped closer, expecting Joe to pass me the towel. Joe, in case I haven't mentioned it, is a miserable, bastard, ratfink. He didn't pass me the towel. He started drying me.
"I can do that myself," I protested and he just laughed.
"Maybe, but it's much more fun if I do it," he said, continuing to dry me.
I was so not going to look at him. Face burning I looked pointedly up and away, trying to ignore him. A bit hard to do when a man is rubbing your breasts with a towel. He was thorough, drying me properly. A little improperly, too, in my opinion, when he started rubbing my mons to dry it.
"Enough," I snapped, finally looking at him and trying to pull the towel away. He laughed again and pulled the towel away from my clutching fingers and tossed it aside, leaving me standing there naked. Do you know the worst part? What with not looking at Joe, and him having the towel in front of him when I came out of the bathroom, I hadn't realised that I wasn't the only one who was stark staring naked.
Not only was he naked, he was aroused. Well and truly aroused. I wasn't a virgin. I knew damn well what that cock wanted. I just didn't want to be the one to deliver it.
I was going, "Oh, no," and backing away, while he was smiling and moving towards me. My problem was that I could move away only as far as the wall behind me while Joe was able to advance until he was pressing against me. He moved slightly and I could feel my nipples brushing against his hairy chest but what was of more importance was the fact that I could feel his cock pressing against my tummy.
"No way," I was telling him. "Not going to happen. Back off, please."
His hand slipped between our bodies and I could feel his cock being dragged down. He had a hairy knee (he was, I found, a very hairy man) pressed between my legs, forcing them apart, and I could feel his cock slip between them, leaping up to press against my lips.
I was still protesting and denying Joe any right to do this and he didn't say a word. He just slipped his hand between my legs to join his cock, helping it to get started. Joe dragged my lips a little apart and I could feel the head of his cock pressing up and into me. I straightened up, standing tall, then standing on my toes, trying to get higher, but I ran out of toe before Joe ran out of cock.