I just moved to a small town Washington. I joined the only gym in town before I even started unpacking! The gym had a 7 o'clock hot yoga class and I was so inclined to begin a new work out in my new town.
In my move I lost my workout clothes. So I went to the gym's little sports shop. I was looking for some shorts and a good pair of work out underwear. The only shorts they had were some basketball shorts (more like pants). But I was determined to get something to work out in. The sales clerk noticed me as I was inspecting these comically baggy shorts, "Is there anything you are looking for in particular?"
"I don't know I need some work out shorts and underwear."
"O, well what plan are you on?"
"Well I just signed up for hot yoga and I need something to wear quick it starts in 45 minutes."
"O, yeah, well these basketball shorts aren't going to be conducive for yoga movements, actually I don't really think they are good for any activity."
"What would you suggest I know I can't do it in these tight jeans?"
"Let's see here, that jean is small, uh I mean those jeans are tight aren't they. 'I'm sure we can find something better fitting." She turned around to a rack behind her and grabbed a pair of black mesh soffees. Women's Soffees!!! "I know these are women's shorts but they are black and mesh nobody will be able to tell.. Or care."
I didn't know how to react. But they did just seemed to be mesh shorts, they said SOFFEE's on the back in pretty big font but I figured the guys Soffee's did too, who would notice.
"Now these are cut a little shorter than usual and may be a little tighter in the crotch for most men, but they will give you so much more mobility and who needs all that extra space. I really think these would be perfect for yoga."
Well the clock was ticking, and she was right these would be perfect yoga work out pants. "Ok," I said a little begrudgingly, "but I'm going to need something to keep me in side if you know what I mean."