I just moved to a small town Washington. I joined the only gym in town before I even started unpacking! The gym had a 7 o'clock hot yoga class and I was so inclined to begin a new work out in my new town.
In my move I lost my workout clothes. So I went to the gym's little sports shop. I was looking for some shorts and a good pair of work out underwear. The only shorts they had were some basketball shorts (more like pants). But I was determined to get something to work out in. The sales clerk noticed me as I was inspecting these comically baggy shorts, "Is there anything you are looking for in particular?"
"I don't know I need some work out shorts and underwear."
"O, well what plan are you on?"
"Well I just signed up for hot yoga and I need something to wear quick it starts in 45 minutes."
"O, yeah, well these basketball shorts aren't going to be conducive for yoga movements, actually I don't really think they are good for any activity."
"What would you suggest I know I can't do it in these tight jeans?"
"Let's see here, that jean is small, uh I mean those jeans are tight aren't they. 'I'm sure we can find something better fitting." She turned around to a rack behind her and grabbed a pair of black mesh soffees. Women's Soffees!!! "I know these are women's shorts but they are black and mesh nobody will be able to tell.. Or care."
I didn't know how to react. But they did just seemed to be mesh shorts, they said SOFFEE's on the back in pretty big font but I figured the guys Soffee's did too, who would notice.
"Now these are cut a little shorter than usual and may be a little tighter in the crotch for most men, but they will give you so much more mobility and who needs all that extra space. I really think these would be perfect for yoga."
Well the clock was ticking, and she was right these would be perfect yoga work out pants. "Ok," I said a little begrudgingly, "but I'm going to need something to keep me in side if you know what I mean."
"O I don't think you need to worry about that." She said glancing towards my crotch, noticing my bulge or should I say lack of bulge, in some jeans I had from high school that were so tight any package would certainly be on display. "But I'm sure we can find something to make you more comfortable. You won't want anything protruding out from under your shorts, that would be embarrassing." Her eyes glimpsed at the men's underwear, "no, don't want too much fabric from the pouch bunching up." She said under her breath. I saw her eyes moving over to the other wall, the women's.
"No, no, I suppose I don't have to worry about falling out. I'll just take the shorts class will begin soon."
"It's fine, I think I have you sized pretty well and yoga doesn't start for another 30 minutes. Plenty of time to make sure everything fits well.... Here we go these should do." Grabbing a grey work out thong made of Lycra. "Now this fabric is thin and will mold to you very well. In fact it should create a perfect little pouch for you, even though it is cut for a woman."
"I don't know I think I'll be fine without them."
"I know, but you should try these out they will really wick moisture away and minimize chaffing." She handed me a white shirt, the shorts and the thong and motioned towards the changing room door. I grabbed the garments and went in the changing room.
I was quite hesitant. I couldn't believe I was about to put on a bunch women's work out clothes and actually go work out in front of people! I was debating if I would even try the thong on at all when the intercom announced the hot yoga session will begin in 5 minutes. I panicked and just threw everything on. I came out of the changing room. The whole outfit was quite formfitting but my body did look good in them. Honestly it even was a bit masculine; well it certainly displayed my tone masculine physique. The thong really did form a perfect pouch for my equipment, it held it high and allowed it to protrude keeping it separated and well in place. It felt good it felt right. The outfit did overtly display my under endowed 1 and 3/8ths inch penis and tight scrotum. But I must say I instantly felt ready for anything as I walked out of the room.